The CSL's most heated rivalry.

Impervious

Canada4211 Posts

February 28 2010 00:37 GMT

In any competition, there are always great rivalries. Teams that absolutely hate each other, and the only reason is that they are rivals.

Typically rivalries are between teams who face each other often. In most competitions, this is because the teams are close geographically. And, in the CSL, there are no two teams closer together than Carleton University and the University of Ottawa. These two campuses not only reside in the same city, but mere walking distance from each other.

In every sport, be it hockey, soccer, baseball, basketball, you name it, these teams have always been rivals. And, with the sheer ass-whooping that the U of O does to Carleton in just about every sport, it makes me question how anybody could choose to go to such a second rate University, when a clearly superior one is right nearby.

During a pre-season exhibition match for the CSL, there was much trash talking. We can only imagine how things will go when these two teams actually face.

Recently, the two captains of these teams duked it out in a "friendly" match on HBR. A quick battle report will go to show how "friendly" it actually was.....

Impervious, Captain of the UOttawa team, spawning in the blue Zerg pieces.

Rigel, Captain of the Carleton team, spawning in teal Terran pieces.

Hoping to catch Rigel sleeping, Impervious attempts a 9 pool.

Fortunately, Rigel does not fall for the trap, and puts down his barracks early.

Oh, Hi there.

Ooooh. Things are starting to get interesting. Blood has been drawn by both sides.

Everything is looking normal so far.

Or not?

Well, he's in for a shock.

Definitely something fishy going on.

Unluckily for Rigel, Impervious had made more lings than he predicted, and he ends up letting a few Zerglings through.

LOL

After being generally annoying and doing no significant damage, the Zerglings are forced to retreat.

But that doesn't matter now.

Rigel is finally made aware of his situation.

A single lurker incoming.

An attack being prepared.

That one lurker does terrible, terrible damage, forcing the retreat of Rigel. It is starting to look grim.

It worked! It really, really worked!

The shelling commences.

A few sunkens have been taken care of.
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A single dropship to harass. Impervious is not prepared for this.....

Finally, the natural is breached. Along with that, mining has been ceased on the other side of the map.

Without any hatcheries safe, and no standing army, Impervious has one option. Surrender.

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Note - this was all in fun. This game was just too funny to not share.

Chef

10810 Posts

February 28 2010 00:47 GMT

You're really bad at this propaganda machine thing.

DeathByMonkeys

United States742 Posts

February 28 2010 00:52 GMT

On February 28 2010 09:47 Chef wrote:
You're really bad at this propaganda machine thing.

....Not to mention all the pictures have been re-sized and I'm not nearly interested enough to click every one of them.

Thratur

Canada917 Posts

February 28 2010 00:53 GMT

If that's the case, then you have to do something ASAP Chef!

But actually, we should not show ourselves as losers!

T.O.P.

Hong Kong4685 Posts

February 28 2010 00:56 GMT

Show full pictures, not thumbnails.

Impervious

Canada4211 Posts

February 28 2010 00:58 GMT

am fixing that right now.

EDIT - fixed. I think.

Purind

Canada3562 Posts

February 28 2010 01:13 GMT

Impervious ooooowwwwwns. It is surprising that Rigel was somehow able to destroy a zerg that had such great macro so easily

On February 28 2010 09:37 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
Without any hatcheries safe, and no standing army, Impervious has one option. Surrender.

U Ottawa players never surrender and U Ottawa players never gg. How shameful.

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Rigel of Cyrosea

Canada66 Posts

February 28 2010 01:23 GMT

Ah, that was such a fun game :D
You forgot to take a screenshot of me taking the bottom right and building it up with your ling sitting 3 feet away watching and not doing anything.

Impervious

Canada4211 Posts

February 28 2010 01:25 GMT

There were several interesting screenshots I could have taken. But it would clutter it up too much. I figured that this captured the main points of the game.

Chef

10810 Posts

February 28 2010 01:43 GMT

#10

Oh... Memories :D

IMO the last 3rd of this battle report should be removed and replaced with tales of victory and greatness.

illu

Canada2531 Posts

February 28 2010 01:53 GMT

#11

Did you call Carleton second rate? OMG are you fucking serious?

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more like 5th rate

Julmust

Sweden4867 Posts

February 28 2010 02:01 GMT

#12

12 minutes in and 2700 minerals? haha that's worse then me! :D

Archaic

United States4024 Posts

February 28 2010 02:19 GMT

#13

Impervious shouldn't have lost that. He could have played a bit smarter, and he'd be fine. Mutas would have worked wonderfully, since Terran is only on one gas. Not to mention he'd have scourge to take care of that dropship...

However, fun/funny game

Not_Computer

Canada2277 Posts

February 28 2010 03:11 GMT

#14

Oh you silly Ottawans (Ottawanians?)

If only my university had bw players other than me...

Impervious

Canada4211 Posts

February 28 2010 04:34 GMT

#15

On February 28 2010 11:19 Archaic wrote:
Impervious shouldn't have lost that. He could have played a bit smarter, and he'd be fine. Mutas would have worked wonderfully, since Terran is only on one gas. Not to mention he'd have scourge to take care of that dropship...

However, fun/funny game

I figure dark swarm would have been easier..... Too bad I didn't bother with it..... I didn't bother making ANYTHING after I had those sunkens and lurkers in his nat.....

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