EPTI WENT TO GET A TOWEL TO TAKE A SHOWER AND MY PARENTS DOOR WAS CLOSED BECAUSE MY STEPDAD WAS GOING TO BED
So i open it to get a towel and see what.
THEY WERE FUCKING
FUCKING
FUCKING
I ran out and now i think i am going to go kill myself.
JESUS CHRIST
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
I WENT TO GET A TOWEL TO TAKE A SHOWER AND MY PARENTS DOOR WAS CLOSED BECAUSE MY STEPDAD WAS GOING TO BED So i open it to get a towel and see what. THEY WERE FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING I ran out and now i think i am going to go kill myself. | ||
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somethings you just can't unsee | ||
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On January 07 2010 10:31 SCC-Faust wrote: Position? Or ever better... pics? | ||
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arb
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Im 18 but this is the most shocking thing ive ever seen in my life. Like octzergs ZvZ i can not unsee this | ||
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be glad once you get out of high school, cuz this will never happen again. i cant wait :< | ||
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On January 07 2010 10:35 Comeh wrote: What? Just because your parents (well, step parent) is older means they can't have sex any more? Sure they can do it, but would you like to walk in on them having sex? That's just awkward. | ||
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arb
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On January 07 2010 10:35 Roffles wrote: Sure they can do it, but would you like to walk in on them having sex? That's just awkward. I shower every day at like 8:30 they could atleast have the decency to wait until like 10 or something | ||
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arb
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On January 07 2010 10:38 FragKrag wrote: imagine masturbation now im not going to be able to touch my dick for weeks. | ||
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Canada327 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:33 Pengu1n wrote: look on the bright side, when you are fucking fucking fucking some girl you will forever have this image burned into your mind to make you last 10x longer no it wont make you last 10x longer because anybody's magic stick would shrink at the thought of seeing their parents in coitus... unless of course you get turned on by such an image, which i think you do. weirdo. | ||
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piratebay
United States399 Posts
awesomeness that image wont disappear anytime soon for you | ||
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
this is more disturbing. | ||
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TryThis
Canada1522 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:37 SCC-Faust wrote: I think it would have been more traumatic if it was reverse cowgirl or something. or if they were into S&M | ||
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CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11575 Posts
or roleplay | ||
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kyzers0ze
Singapore1073 Posts
i put on my robe and wizard hat | ||
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koreasilver
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On January 07 2010 10:42 arb wrote: i dont think they stopped after i left because i didnt hear anyone come out. this is more disturbing. They already got caught, might as well finish. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
Seconds? You should have just played SC and let me rape you PvT again arb, and this never would have happened. I was going to comment on caps title, but I forgive you this time. | ||
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arb
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On January 07 2010 10:47 Grobyc wrote: They know you won't be back for a while. Seconds? You should have just played SC and let me rape you PvT again arb, and this never would have happened. I was going to comment on caps title, but I forgive you this time. I should have waited because my sister is in the bathroom but for once in my life i had to burst open the door. and i found a sight that will forever be burned into my mind. | ||
JWD
United States12607 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:39 arb wrote: im not going to be able to touch my dick for weeks. hahahaha who are you kidding, you've probably squeezed one off since you typed this post I remember being 18, masturbating was like my favorite hobby | ||
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:50 JWD wrote: oh PS, did your parents see you? If not, this is considerably less awkward My mom screamed. and no i will not be beating off anytime soon after seeing this. | ||
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Mickey
United States2606 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:49 JWD wrote: hahahaha who are you kidding, you've probably squeezed one off since you typed this post I remember being 18, masturbating was like my favorite hobby Yeah, dude man those were the years... More like 3 years ago buddy. Who the fuck are you fooling? | ||
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JWD
United States12607 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:50 Foreplay wrote: wow. My dad had his girlfriend over the other day and he had the common courtesy to sexile me. He gave me 10 bucks to go see a movie appropriate username then sir! | ||
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tree.hugger
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:50 arb wrote: My mom screamed. Not, on the whole, conclusive proof. | ||
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JWD
United States12607 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:51 Mickey wrote: Yeah, dude man those were the years... More like 3 years ago buddy. Who the fuck are you fooling? hahhaha come on, you know it's every 22-year-old's duty to talk about being a teenager like it was eons ago | ||
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JWD
United States12607 Posts
oh man that's really bad…can you imagine next time you see both of them? It's going to be really uncomfortable hahahaha I wonder if they finished? | ||
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LeperKahn
Romania1836 Posts
Poll: Which is more awkward? (Vote): Walking in on parents having sex (Vote): Being walked in on masturbating I think walking in on parents takes the cake. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
We raced them. Mine won. Hurray! | ||
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JWD
United States12607 Posts
how can seeing someone else do something embarrassing be worse than having them catch you?? On January 07 2010 10:54 Grobyc wrote: A few years ago in junior year HS me and my friends went looking for batteries around the house for something(can't remember for what exactly) and instead found a bag of dildos in his moms closet. We raced them. Mine won. Hurray! one dildo is something, but an entire bag…whoaaaaaaa | ||
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:54 JWD wrote: OMFG leperkahn are you serious???? how can seeing someone else do something embarrassing be worse than having them catch you?? Well ive done both..been walked in on and walked in on. Burning something in their memories that they probably do regularly anyway is not as bad as walking in on parents fucking which is IMO the most disturbing thing you can see | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
Next time you see your mom you can just be like "holy crap can't you wait till I'm not in the house next time???" If they walk in on you it's more like "CAN'T YOU KNOCK NEXT TIME?" mom: "will do" and from then on everytime she knocks on your door she will think you're jacking it, and you will know it. door opens and awkwardness still prevails. | ||
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:57 Grobyc wrote: Oh shit I meant to vote Being walked in on masturbating. Next time you see your mom you can just be like "holy crap can't you wait till I'm not in the house next time???" If they walk in on you it's more like "CAN'T YOU KNOCK NEXT TIME?" mom: "will do" and from then on everytime she knocks on your door she will think you're jacking it, and you will know it. door opens and awkwardness still prevails. i do not think i am going to talk to them at all for a while. | ||
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tree.hugger
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:58 arb wrote: i do not think i am going to talk to them at all for a while. You could probably be handling this a bit more maturely. Just a tad. People have sex all the time. Your parents, for example. 18 years ago. | ||
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FragKrag
United States11549 Posts
it's ok where do you think you came from haven't you ever wanted a little brother? | ||
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Durak
Canada3684 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:58 arb wrote: i do not think i am going to talk to them at all for a while. Or you could beat around the bush. | ||
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arb
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On January 07 2010 11:07 Mickey wrote: I love how people are stating that your whole reaction is immature, when if this happened to them, they would be just as freaked out. I know. | ||
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
I mean...yeah man I can see where that'd be...uh... fapfapfap | ||
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littlechava
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Pics of your mom? | ||
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FreeDoM[YA]
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On January 07 2010 11:13 Scaramanga wrote: Did they invite you to obs or even make it a 1v1v1 FFA? if not thats just rude ... | ||
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:13 Scaramanga wrote: Did they invite you to obs or even make it a 1v1v1 FFA? if not thats just rude jesus christ | ||
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Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:13 Scaramanga wrote: Did they invite you to obs or even make it a 1v1v1 FFA? if not thats just rude i was tempted to ask him the same thing. | ||
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LOL. LOL hahahaha | ||
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On January 07 2010 11:17 Chill wrote: You just open a door without knocking? This is on you my friend. I open all doors in my house without knocking. >.< | ||
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On January 07 2010 11:19 Grobyc wrote: You could say we knew that it was coming. You are such an awful person loll | ||
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:17 Chill wrote: You just open a door without knocking? This is on you my friend. My thought at the time : my stepdads going to bed and my mom is probably cleaning. so ill get my towel take a shower and leave. what really was happening. My mom was getting cleaned and my stepdad was actually going to town. | ||
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JWD
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if so yeah, Chill's right: you got what you deserved. What did you expect to be going on in there?? | ||
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:21 JWD wrote: was the door completely closed?? if so yeah, Chill's right: you got what you deserved. What did you expect to be going on in there?? Yes it was completely closed. I expected sleeping. What i got was not what i expected. I am disappoint | ||
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Grobyc
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I try <3 On January 07 2010 11:19 arb wrote: what really was happening. My mom was getting cleaned and my stepdad was actually going to town. There ya go arb! just have to laugh it off! | ||
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On January 07 2010 11:19 arb wrote: My thought at the time : my stepdads going to bed and my mom is probably cleaning. so ill get my towel take a shower and leave. what really was happening. My mom was getting cleaned and my stepdad was actually going to town. I can't remember which philosopher it was, but he said every man wants to have sex with his mother, so there's that too. Good luck. | ||
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Boblion
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Freud ? | ||
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seRapH
United States9756 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:13 Scaramanga wrote: Did they invite you to obs or even make it a 1v1v1 FFA? if not thats just rude lol, oh god. plz dont imply our friend here is bi. at least say 1v2. On January 07 2010 11:26 Chill wrote: I can't remember which philosopher it was, but he said every man wants to have sex with his mother, so there's that too. Good luck. not a philosopher. that was freud. and his crap was all bs'd and his patients turned out even more fucked up than they originally were. | ||
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:30 rA.BreeZe wrote: Why don't you have towels in your bathroom like normal people? i dont know i think im going to take a shower without one tonight. | ||
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arb
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On January 07 2010 11:36 economist_ wrote: is there any differences between watching porn and parents fucking? watching porn is watching 2 people you will never meet have sex. seeing people you see every day fucking is like.. wrong | ||
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XinRan
United States530 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:29 arb wrote: THEY WERE FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING For some reason, the way you formatted and worded this made this a particularly entertaining read for me. Thanks for the lol! | ||
Liquid`Drone
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yo remember back when you walked in our room to get a towel? I was fucking your mom then. I own you. and you'll just have to accept that. | ||
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economist_
Vietnam719 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:39 arb wrote: watching porn is watching 2 people you will never meet have sex. seeing people you see every day fucking is like.. wrong Whats wrong with it? you shoulda felt happy for 'em instead, and you shoulda knocked the door I agree | ||
IntoTheWow
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And your dad got owned, he probably couldn't finish the deal with you walking on him. You cock blocked your dad, you monster. | ||
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arb
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On January 07 2010 11:48 yesplz wrote: Next step: walk in on grandparents If this happened. I WOULD cut my eyes o ut | ||
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Pokebunny
United States10654 Posts
im happy my grandpas are dead now :| | ||
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
she didnt come in here. | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
5/5 | ||
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Scaramanga
Australia8090 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:28 majesty.k)seRapH wrote: lol, oh god. plz dont imply our friend here is bi. at least say 1v2. not a philosopher. that was freud. and his crap was all bs'd and his patients turned out even more fucked up than they originally were. 1v2? Shes gotta be pro to take on two at once :O | ||
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Singapore6164 Posts
Oh mai gawd that is soo awkward | ||
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:48 yesplz wrote: Next step: walk in on grandparents Oh god, no. That would just be insanely wrong. | ||
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Finland1364 Posts
On January 07 2010 11:28 majesty.k)seRapH wrote: lol, oh god. plz dont imply our friend here is bi. at least say 1v2. Cause being gay is so much worse than incest? | ||
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littlechava
United States7216 Posts
On January 07 2010 12:11 arb wrote: i heard my mom yell at my sister to go to bed. she didnt come in here. your mom didn't even talk to you about it? what a bitch. you should upload some pics of her as revenge | ||
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Roffles
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On January 07 2010 12:39 littlechava wrote: your mom didn't even talk to you about it? what a bitch. you should upload some pics of her as revenge Pics or it never happened. | ||
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arb
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On January 07 2010 12:39 littlechava wrote: your mom didn't even talk to you about it? what a bitch. you should upload some pics of her as revenge r u for rela | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
yeah dude, she totally deserves it for not having her door locked | ||
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Loser777
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On January 07 2010 11:26 Chill wrote: I can't remember which philosopher it was, but he said every man wants to have sex with his mother, so there's that too. Good luck. Lol Freud. | ||
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Romance_us
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I wouldn't mind walking in on my parents because I know they do but I'd hate to have them walk in on me cock in hand. | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
I walked in on my parents when I was likely 14. They had there door locked, but I wanted to watch TV so I opened their door and there they were having sex. It was dark so I didn't see much except my dad's genitalia (barely), my dad asked me what the me what the hell I wanted and I just closed the door. I made noise as if I were going down stairs, but stayed near the door to see if what they would say among themselves if anything about the situation. Like 15 seconds went by and I heard my mom started to laugh. My dad was more on the serious side and told my mom to go talk to me about "IT". Dear god I did not want to have the sex talk at 14 with them. My mom responded, what the hell am I going to tell him? I ran down stairs as quietly as I could after I heard someone getting up, sat on the couch with my 4 year old sister, and stared at the TV. My mom stayed on the stairs and told my sister that it was time to bed. She didn't tell me anything and I didn't turn back to see her. So I went to bed a bit later not really being affected by any of this. The next morning my mom was making breakfast and it was no an awkward situation. Breakfast was some Spanish food with eggs in it, but the eggs had gone cold due to my dad not coming down because he was watching TV. When my dad had finally came down my mom remarked the eggs had gotten cold, to which my mom replied well heat them back up, and my dad commented well that's your job (can't really translate it, but it was basically a sexually innuendo) and she laughed uncontrollably. I ate my breakfast without saying much and now I live a completely normal life... kinda of. Any who the point is you'll get over it and enjoy masturbating once again, I suggest watching porn. | ||
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konadora
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don't you knock though? or rather... why didn't they lock the door >_> | ||
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littlechava
United States7216 Posts
On January 07 2010 13:08 BuGzlToOnl wrote: It's not that bad, you'll laugh about it someday. I walked in on my parents when I was likely 14. They had there door locked, but I wanted to watch TV so I opened their door and there they were having sex. It was dark so I didn't see much except my dad's genitalia (barely), my dad asked me what the me what the hell I wanted and I just closed the door. I made noise as if I were going down stairs, but stayed near the door to see if what they would say among themselves if anything about the situation. Like 15 seconds went by and I heard my mom started to laugh. My dad was more on the serious side and told my mom to go talk to me about "IT". Dear god I did not want to have the sex talk at 14 with them. My mom responded, what the hell am I going to tell him? I ran down stairs as quietly as I could after I heard someone getting up, sat on the couch with my 4 year old sister, and stared at the TV. My mom stayed on the stairs and told my sister that it was time to bed. She didn't tell me anything and I didn't turn back to see her. So I went to bed a bit later not really being affected by any of this. The next morning my mom was making breakfast and it was no an awkward situation. Breakfast was some Spanish food with eggs in it, but the eggs had gone cold due to my dad not coming down because he was watching TV. When my dad had finally came down my mom remarked the eggs had gotten cold, to which my mom replied well heat them back up, and my dad commented well that's your job (can't really translate it, but it was basically a sexually innuendo) and she laughed uncontrollably. I ate my breakfast without saying much and now I live a completely normal life... kinda of. Any who the point is you'll get over it and enjoy masturbating once again, I suggest watching porn. On January 07 2010 12:39 littlechava wrote: your mom didn't even talk to you about it? what a bitch. you should upload some pics of her as revenge | ||
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Maero
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It could be worse. This does suck though, this is going to ruin it for you every time a girl calls you daddy | ||
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StorkHwaiting
United States3465 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:52 JWD wrote: hahhaha come on, you know it's every 22-year-old's duty to talk about being a teenager like it was eons ago 18 -> 22 really is an eon in terms of sexual maturity though. 18 is like a few random sluts and stuff (unless you're one of those teenagers who gets into drugs and really trashy girls real early) and pretty bad sex. Then college is like a filthy pleasure palace. (The girls start making enough money to buy the skanky outfits and crazy toys). | ||
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10341 Posts
Also, learn how to do your own damn laundry. That way you won't have to grab it from a pile of clothes in your parents room. C'mon... | ||
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Impervious
Canada4198 Posts
Ooh, I like to play dress up. | ||
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Mickey
United States2606 Posts
On January 07 2010 13:10 mptj wrote: this shit happened to me when i was like 8. I broke down and was crying for like a striaght hour That is some real shit. Does this still effect you nowadays or have you gotten over it? | ||
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
On January 07 2010 17:18 Loser777 wrote: This blog has really woken me up as I've been living an illusion... I'm an only child and I've never seen my parents get even close to do something like that, so I've always thought that adults stopped doing IT at a certain age. They never stop LOL, even really old couples do it all the time ^^. | ||
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ghostWriter
United States3302 Posts
On January 07 2010 17:21 CharlieMurphy wrote: I wonder if he got an eye full of hairy old ass and balls slapping, and saggy old mom tits waving ever so gently. LOL that's disgusting. | ||
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StorkHwaiting
United States3465 Posts
lol kinda liked it. | ||
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citi.zen
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Make sure to ask your mom to move the towels to another location though... and to lock the fucking door. | ||
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kroko
Finland2136 Posts
On January 07 2010 10:33 arb wrote: Missionary. Im 18 but this is the most shocking thing ive ever seen in my life. Like octzergs ZvZ i can not unsee this OctZerg ZvZ is suprisingly good... So I am assuming the sex is/was also. | ||
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