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jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5546 Posts
December 20 2009 21:51 GMT
#41
LOL THANKS FOR MY NEW QUOTE. SO GOOD
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
December 20 2009 21:54 GMT
#42
On December 21 2009 06:31 Loser777 wrote:
better than getting B- on iccup

Fo sho.
Forever Vulture.. :(
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
December 20 2009 21:56 GMT
#43
Please tell me how did you convince a girl a decade older than you to have sex??
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
December 20 2009 22:12 GMT
#44
Its so much easier flirting with a 30+ year old than early-mid twenties because they don't have their bitch shields on full power anymore.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 20 2009 22:15 GMT
#45
I suppose congratulations are in order.
SOB_Maj_Brian
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States522 Posts
December 20 2009 22:16 GMT
#46
Post a pic and use paint to blur some of the photo, or else this is fake.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24806 Posts
December 20 2009 22:26 GMT
#47
What the hell? You just made a blog to brag that you got laid last night? If everyone on tl made a blog every time they... wait no the blog section would be pretty empty anyway.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
December 20 2009 22:32 GMT
#48
Cougar'd xD
AKA SuddenSalad
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-20 22:41:40
December 20 2009 22:40 GMT
#49
Double post
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
December 20 2009 22:41 GMT
#50
On December 21 2009 06:54 IceCube wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2009 06:31 Loser777 wrote:
better than getting B- on iccup

Fo sho.



LIE!
invy
Profile Joined April 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina41 Posts
December 20 2009 23:09 GMT
#51
nice, gratz )

Funny topic for blog tho, refreshing on tl haha.
valaki
Profile Joined June 2009
Hungary2476 Posts
December 20 2009 23:10 GMT
#52
On December 21 2009 06:31 Loser777 wrote:
better than getting B- on iccup


haha nice one
ggaemo fan
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 20 2009 23:16 GMT
#53
hehehe yeah this is way better than getting a new iccup ranl.

Nice job man that's great! Don't mind the haterz for the boxer translation thread you can post 50 more of these!

Gotta be happy for your fellow BWers peeps.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
December 20 2009 23:26 GMT
#54
son, I am not dissapoint.
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
December 20 2009 23:27 GMT
#55
You sound like a virgin
yhnmk
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada630 Posts
December 20 2009 23:42 GMT
#56
How old is the OP? He said there was a substantial difference between the 30 year old he fucked. How substantial? Would she be accused of robbing the cradle so to speak? lolz
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 20 2009 23:42 GMT
#57
On December 21 2009 08:27 Kingsp4de20 wrote:
You sound like a virgin

Ya, my thoughts exactly. Who brags about getting laid unless it was their first time?
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-20 23:50:05
December 20 2009 23:49 GMT
#58
On December 21 2009 04:41 sky_slasher wrote:
It was almost as good as my last Boxer translation.

Wat.
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
December 20 2009 23:51 GMT
#59
And you met this woman where? Please tell me it wasn't at the gas station ffs.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
MagisterMan
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Sweden525 Posts
December 20 2009 23:52 GMT
#60
Did she wear them milk duds?
Nachos?
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