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sky_slasher
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States328 Posts
December 20 2009 19:41 GMT
#1
...with a 31-year-old cute brunette country girl!

We did it on her friend's bed, while the friend was working at a Shell gas station. The Wizards of Oz was on TV. We did it for like 20 minutes I think (had to finish before the friend comes back). And when we finished the movie was on the colorful part with Munchkins.

Used a non-lubricated condom. Afterwards I gave her one of my NYC condoms (those that say "NYC condom" on the package...you can get them only in NYC), saying you can't get these in Atlanta.

It was special because it was my first time with someone with a decade of age difference, hence sharing.

No I'm not gonna share a pic, to respect her privacy.

It was awesome. Her experience did count. It was almost as good as my last Boxer translation.

I searched through posts to make sure this is an appropriate thing to share on blogs...and after seeing this thread about a dude losing his virginity at McDonalds and thought that this is a safe shot.



**
SanguineToss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada815 Posts
December 20 2009 19:42 GMT
#2
...grats?
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
December 20 2009 19:45 GMT
#3
da fuck?
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
December 20 2009 19:46 GMT
#4
Too bad it may be the only time for you .
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
December 20 2009 19:47 GMT
#5
Older ladies know how to move. Gotta give them mad props for that.
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
December 20 2009 19:47 GMT
#6
good job now get back to work
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
December 20 2009 19:49 GMT
#7
That is fucking awesome. Congrats man.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-20 19:50:41
December 20 2009 19:50 GMT
#8
Was her name Left Handy?

Jk Gratz


EDIT that was dumb use of my 3k post
CoOl]1st[
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States243 Posts
December 20 2009 19:51 GMT
#9
i was watching the wizard of oz last night.. he doesnt lie;D
Wizard]1st[ fighting :O
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
December 20 2009 19:52 GMT
#10
On December 21 2009 04:51 CoOl]1st[ wrote:
i was watching the wizard of oz last night.. he doesnt lie;D

LOL What channel was it on? TBS?
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 20 2009 19:53 GMT
#11
Girl, you can't get these in Atlanta. I'm giving you this condom because I think you're special.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-20 20:04:28
December 20 2009 20:03 GMT
#12
If she's 31, she's not exactly a girl anymore. That's definitely woman territory.

Thanks to tdotkrazy, I can't help but think that this is a troll and that the story isn't real.
OMFG MINDFUCK
just kidding tdot.
Sullifam
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
December 20 2009 20:04 GMT
#13
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
December 20 2009 20:08 GMT
#14
Never expected you to make a blog about scoring with a girl, but grats anyway

SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
December 20 2009 20:09 GMT
#15
On December 21 2009 04:52 Mickey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 21 2009 04:51 CoOl]1st[ wrote:
i was watching the wizard of oz last night.. he doesnt lie;D

LOL What channel was it on? TBS?

TMC
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
December 20 2009 20:10 GMT
#16
LMFAO good job son
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Tien
Profile Joined January 2003
Russian Federation4447 Posts
December 20 2009 20:10 GMT
#17
lol, this is cute.
We decide our own destiny
PhailSoBaller
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States281 Posts
December 20 2009 20:12 GMT
#18
We did it for like 20 minutes I think (had to finish before the friend comes back).


I lol'd
Considering it was your first time what you thought was truly twenty minutes was prolly more like 5-7 and you HAD to finish before the friend comes back was a weak cover up.

Congrats though regardless
Ballins a habbit i want it i grab it
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
December 20 2009 20:12 GMT
#19
Now you see why older women are the ones to go after, right?
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
December 20 2009 20:17 GMT
#20
you're the man now dog!
yes.
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