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Best things to hit when raging?

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sS.NuB
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Angola107 Posts
December 17 2009 00:01 GMT
#1
Now since the iCCup server is coming back up in a little.. as all us legit D+/C- players know, we will be getting fucking raped. Raped, best word to describe those first few games vs C+ + players.

Another word to describe them is rage. Rage, everyone has raged. Broken mouses, punched CPU because of lag, destoryed key board, tossed monitor at a cat etc etc (joke) but I need to know what I can punch so I stop wasting money buying new shit?

I usually just ground and pound my pillow until I don't rage anymore but that's not good enough. I want to hit something that's soft, but not too soft.

Suggestions TL?



***
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 17 2009 00:03 GMT
#2
your wife
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Spazer
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada8033 Posts
December 17 2009 00:04 GMT
#3
Do you have a little sister? If not, convince your parents to get one.

But really now, wouldn't the obvious choice be some sort of punching bag?
Liquipedia
Assault_1
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1950 Posts
December 17 2009 00:04 GMT
#4
ur face
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
December 17 2009 00:04 GMT
#5
On December 17 2009 09:04 Spazer wrote:
Do you have a little sister? If not, convince your parents to get one.

But really now, wouldn't the obvious choice be some sort of punching bag?


hahahahaha
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Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
December 17 2009 00:04 GMT
#6
I hit my cat when i'm angry. Or my brother.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Elwinros
Profile Joined December 2009
United States93 Posts
December 17 2009 00:05 GMT
#7
Hit yourself
Entry level StarCraft players -_-
Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
December 17 2009 00:06 GMT
#8
Hit your cousin Belmin!
Firebathero is still the best!
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
December 17 2009 00:09 GMT
#9
In my experience, concrete walls are a great option.
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
sS.NuB
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Angola107 Posts
December 17 2009 00:09 GMT
#10
On December 17 2009 09:06 Sprite wrote:
Hit your cousin Belmin!


HAHAHAHAHA.

Good one circa. I really loled just like that up there ^^^
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
December 17 2009 00:09 GMT
#11
I won games from people far better than me by playing anti-cheese style early on.
If you simply win games you don't need to rage.

On topic: go outside and beat a random stranger. Then instead of the media blaming games for violence they can blame internet gaming websites! It's not a solution to anything, but neither is hitting things.
No I'm never serious.
Ziph
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands970 Posts
December 17 2009 00:13 GMT
#12
I used to just bash my keyboard, After that I started to actually punch my monitor into the wall feels pretty good. Though one of my Knuckles started to hurt pretty fucking bad after a while though (2months ago) and became all fucking big and shit. It stopped hurting like a bitch but its still huge as fuck. ~_~

Now i just do some air punches and do some push ups when i get crazy mad till i'm dead tired and don't have enough energy to be raging anymore.
Starcraft 2 - Beta
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
December 17 2009 00:14 GMT
#13
BELMIN LOL
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
December 17 2009 00:16 GMT
#14
Hit yourself in the head or the stomach. All the way till you end in a psych ward.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
December 17 2009 00:17 GMT
#15
i sometimes talk to my self in a slightly irritated manner when im losing a lot. Kind of like Bruce Willis in Die Hard
Better than Pokebunny
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7328 Posts
December 17 2009 00:19 GMT
#16
not your door

i have holes in mine ;\
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
December 17 2009 00:19 GMT
#17
beat your dick.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
December 17 2009 00:20 GMT
#18
I hear Red Alert 3 caused many dents to be placed in desks by fists.
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
XXehh
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada122 Posts
December 17 2009 00:20 GMT
#19
Do people actually rage this badly? God its sad. Just don't get mad. Learn from you're mistakes and move on.
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
December 17 2009 00:22 GMT
#20
In reality hitting anything at all is a bad idea...
I personally just go play some UMS to calm myself, but I rarely get made when I lose (It's cuz i'm a D-, I lose all the time)
I would personally suggest taking a nap or even just lying down for a bit. Watching some funny videos on youtube or something might help as well...
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
December 17 2009 00:22 GMT
#21
Go outside, and run like hell while screaming until you have more energy.
Just don't stab a girl.
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 17 2009 00:24 GMT
#22
On December 17 2009 09:22 Sigh wrote:
Just don't stab a girl.


hahaha
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 17 2009 00:25 GMT
#23
On December 17 2009 09:04 Boblion wrote:
I hit my cat when i'm angry. Or my brother.

[image loading]
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
December 17 2009 00:25 GMT
#24
dont stab some random teenage slut on her way to a party
AzureEye
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1360 Posts
December 17 2009 00:25 GMT
#25
how do you punch ur cpu? unscrew your case, take off the heat sink fan and then punch it? by the time you've done all that work, your rage would have been cooled down by then
Terrans who whine: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=107788
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
December 17 2009 00:28 GMT
#26
wall
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
December 17 2009 00:28 GMT
#27
On December 17 2009 09:04 Spazer wrote:
But really now, wouldn't the obvious choice be some sort of punching bag?


Yes. Nothing else to see here besides an illogical rage-a-holic.
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 00:32:14
December 17 2009 00:31 GMT
#28
u gotta skate
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
December 17 2009 00:32 GMT
#29
On December 17 2009 09:04 Spazer wrote:
Do you have a little sister? If not, convince your parents to get one.


hahahahaha im at work and laughing my head off
Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
December 17 2009 00:33 GMT
#30
not espensive stuff.

I've found throwing things is as good as hitting them.
books, water bottles, pillows...books...
also, check what kind of door you have, if it will or will not break if you hit it. a door can be a good option.
KTY
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9808 Posts
December 17 2009 00:38 GMT
#31
On December 17 2009 09:25 lazz wrote:
dont stab some random teenage slut on her way to a party


hahaha, no its a great way to gain publicity on tl
boomer hands
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
December 17 2009 00:38 GMT
#32
On December 17 2009 09:25 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 09:04 Boblion wrote:
I hit my cat when i'm angry. Or my brother.

[image loading]

LOL
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
December 17 2009 00:42 GMT
#33
Pillow.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
December 17 2009 00:47 GMT
#34
hit a door
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
December 17 2009 00:47 GMT
#35
I've never raged like this before?!? Am I just lucky?
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
mysticism
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada124 Posts
December 17 2009 00:47 GMT
#36
On December 17 2009 09:19 YPang wrote:
beat your dick.



oh he went there ~!
Tropics
Profile Joined August 2007
United Kingdom1132 Posts
December 17 2009 00:53 GMT
#37
studies have been done and if you take your anger out on anything it makes you much angrier for longer, even if it is stupidly satisfying

ive even noticed it myself, if i dont let myself get worked up over it i can lose all day but the second i take my anger out by swearing or hitting anything im like that til i stop playing
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 17 2009 00:53 GMT
#38
On December 17 2009 09:25 AzureEye wrote:
how do you punch ur cpu? unscrew your case, take off the heat sink fan and then punch it? by the time you've done all that work, your rage would have been cooled down by then


plus you get all that thermal paste on your fist, which is really annoying
UNFUCK YOURSELF
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
December 17 2009 00:54 GMT
#39
when you lose you cant get mad

u gotta skate
RIP Aaliyah
zazen
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Brazil695 Posts
December 17 2009 00:57 GMT
#40
any true rager knows that keyboards are by far the best object to hit when you're raging apeshit.

if you hit them hard enough, some of the keys might even fly over the room. it truly feels like some rage-induced-orgasm. (?)

"The quest for nexus has brought many men of genius to insanity... HUEHUEHUE!"
Fallen33
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States596 Posts
December 17 2009 01:03 GMT
#41
do 20 pushups or situps that's what i do
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
JohnBall
Profile Joined December 2008
Brazil1272 Posts
December 17 2009 01:10 GMT
#42
Take a deep breath?
perfecting the art of five pool forever
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 17 2009 01:15 GMT
#43
Taking a deep breath is a good idea, activates the parasympathetic nervous system more strongly, calming you down biologically.

Also hitting your pillow works I suppose.
yhnmk
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada630 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 01:24:09
December 17 2009 01:23 GMT
#44
best thing to do is just to shake in anger. Hitting things breaks things, not shaking in anger may result in clawing at your face [yeah...ive been there] or some other maniac inspired attacks. Just seethe in anger, and stop playing if you think you *have* to do anything more than that.

Edit: In my defense at clawing my own face, I *was* cheesed...
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 17 2009 01:24 GMT
#45
On December 17 2009 09:53 Tropics wrote:
studies have been done and if you take your anger out on anything it makes you much angrier for longer, even if it is stupidly satisfying

This is true, "venting" in this fashion is really bad and just sets a new standard every time. Just learn to control your anger and have discipline.

Also you can't go wrong with hate masturbation.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
December 17 2009 01:25 GMT
#46
On December 17 2009 09:03 Grobyc wrote:
your wife

Grobyc wins!
yes.
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
December 17 2009 01:26 GMT
#47
get really, really mad and do something irrational and stupid.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108025then post it here!
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States6218 Posts
December 17 2009 01:32 GMT
#48
Raging is frankly bullshit. Discipline is really freeing. In simple terms, u gotta skate

If you have rage, the first thing to try is pushups or running. It's a way to salvage productivity if you don't have self-control. If you can't do this, you need to designate a durable lawn chair or something and when you get mad, throw it across your yard as hard as you can. DO NOT break any of your possessions or anything that belongs to people you live with. That's just juvenile.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
Sharp-eYe
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada642 Posts
December 17 2009 01:34 GMT
#49
On December 17 2009 09:20 XXehh wrote:
Do people actually rage this badly? God its sad. Just don't get mad. Learn from you're mistakes and move on.

Its the internet. Half the things you read are for teh lulz
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you can't see the fall ahead of you? - Zeratul III AKA WikidSik ingame (anygame)
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
December 17 2009 01:34 GMT
#50
yourself.

because raging over a game is retarded
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 17 2009 01:39 GMT
#51
the gym
aeroH
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1034 Posts
December 17 2009 01:43 GMT
#52
scream out "fuck" and then get over it
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 01:52:11
December 17 2009 01:49 GMT
#53
On December 17 2009 10:24 ShaperofDreams wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 09:53 Tropics wrote:
studies have been done and if you take your anger out on anything it makes you much angrier for longer, even if it is stupidly satisfying

This is true, "venting" in this fashion is really bad and just sets a new standard every time. Just learn to control your anger and have discipline.


Just to provide the bigger picture here: Inhibiting anger is a big predictor of vascular/heart disease later on (due to elevated glucocorticoid levels) for humans. You guys are right however in the way that taking your anger out on something does not help (interestingly, it does, and very effectively, among primates). Taking your anger out on the person you're angry at (ie. revenge) does work by the way.

If it really makes you this angry the best advice is to find something more enjoyable and stop playing. Maybe it's just me but I've stopped playing multiplayer games entirely and found way more enjoyable things to do with my time. You're not going to become a top player anyway, so why not relax and focus on being competitive in something like academics.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
December 17 2009 01:50 GMT
#54
On December 17 2009 10:39 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
the gym

If i hit the gym each time I got beaten by some stupid C/C+ or higher n0ob doing DuMb sh1t
man i'd be able to pick YOU up with one hand by now
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 17 2009 02:07 GMT
#55
Can someone explain this whole stabbing-a-teenage-slut-on-her-way-to a-party thing to me?
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 02:16:35
December 17 2009 02:14 GMT
#56
i just try to remind myself how stupid it is and usually get over it but of course once in a while a few comments here and there come out. Never personally mean it or anything. I think its alrite to get frustrated its just a natural reaction but i think theres better ways to blow it off then hitting the wall/pillow or bming your opponent. And usually you say really stupid things that really make no sense.

If my friend gets mad because i won by playing gay i usually just leave them alone for abit and they usually get over it too. When you confront them it doesnt work that well. I think most people get angry but after a few minutes later most people are back to normal unless they're on like full tilt.

I personally find it a lot easier holding my anger in bw than in other stuff.
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 17 2009 02:15 GMT
#57
On December 17 2009 11:07 Fontong wrote:
Can someone explain this whole stabbing-a-teenage-slut-on-her-way-to a-party thing to me?


http://www.destructoid.com/starcraft-fan-zerg-rushes-teenage-girl-with-kitchen-knife-151690.phtml
Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
December 17 2009 02:38 GMT
#58
On December 17 2009 09:13 Ziph wrote:
I used to just bash my keyboard, After that I started to actually punch my monitor into the wall feels pretty good. Though one of my Knuckles started to hurt pretty fucking bad after a while though (2months ago) and became all fucking big and shit. It stopped hurting like a bitch but its still huge as fuck. ~_~

Now i just do some air punches and do some push ups when i get crazy mad till i'm dead tired and don't have enough energy to be raging anymore.



Man you must be ripped lol.
Yes.
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
December 17 2009 02:43 GMT
#59
get a pencil and paper and write down why you're so mad.
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
December 17 2009 02:46 GMT
#60
I trace down my opponent's IP and send him a trojan. Easy as that.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
December 17 2009 02:51 GMT
#61
On December 17 2009 11:46 Amnesia wrote:
I trace down my opponent's IP and send him a trojan. Easy as that.

Me: I'm gonna go all internet on yo ass. I be HACKIN UP IN THIS BITCH YOU HEAH?
him: lol noob
Me: aight fuck u dood u gettin the y2k worm in 10 minutes have fun
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
December 17 2009 02:55 GMT
#62
The little sister thing really works.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 03:23:12
December 17 2009 03:02 GMT
#63
oh the guy who said he does pushups when he gets mad reminds me of this one substitute teacher i had

he had a gigantic forehead and he was a part-time teacher at some middle school in skyline (ghetto area). His name was Mr.Hurst and he was fucking weird.

One time one of the cholo's in my class didn't wanna do some problem on the board when he was subbing and the substitute dealt with it really weirdly, telling this dude that he was ruining the classes friendship aura or something. the cholo told him "you're a fucking weirdo" and the sub says calmly "that makes me angry when im insulted. and do you know what i do when im angry?"

then he smirked and said "i do pushups!"

then he did like 4 girl pushups and everyone laughed and I guess he thought we were laughing with him at the cholo but that was not the case.

lol in that same class i had a substitute teacher who was a MAGICIAN and a motivational speaker. he showed us his motivational speaker dvd thing (i didn't know they had dvd's) about staying in school and pushing our potential to the limit or something, then he turned a 20 dollar bill into a 5 dollar bill. I don't think I actually learned any algebra in 10th grade : /
RIP Aaliyah
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
December 17 2009 03:19 GMT
#64
On December 17 2009 12:02 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
oh the guy who said he does pushups when he gets mad reminds me of this one substitute teacher i had

he had a gigantic forehead and he was a part-time teacher at some middle school in skyline (ghetto area). His name was Mr.Hurst and he was fucking weird.

One time one of the cholo's in my class didn't wanna do some problem on the board when he was subbing and the substitute dealt with it really weirdly, telling this dude that he was ruining the classes friendship aura or something. the cholo told him "you're a fucking weirdo" and the sub says calmly "that makes me angry when im insulted. and do you know what i do when im angry?"

then he smirked and said "i do pushups!"

then he did like 4 girl pushups and everyone laughed and I guess we thought we were laughing with him at the cholo but that was not the case.

lol in that same class i had a substitute teacher who was a MAGICIAN and a motivational speaker. he showed us his motivational speaker dvd thing (i didn't know they had dvd's) about staying in school and pushing our potential to the limit or something, then he turned a 20 dollar bill into a 5 dollar bill. I don't think I actually learned any algebra in 10th grade : /


haha wtf you always have the best stories
Raptor[eigen].
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada18 Posts
December 17 2009 03:31 GMT
#65
On December 17 2009 09:42 b3h47pte wrote:
Pillow.
deal
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
December 17 2009 03:55 GMT
#66
rofl that substitute teacher is a baller
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
GW.Methos
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States249 Posts
December 17 2009 04:02 GMT
#67
punching bag. good thing i have one.
i.pwn.n00bs
Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX
Profile Joined December 2009
United States25 Posts
December 17 2009 04:05 GMT
#68
wtf u talkin bout

u dont hit nething when ur mad

u gotta skate
i sk4te 4 life and gohan is da b3st ez
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
December 17 2009 04:05 GMT
#69
nobody said to hit a bong? obvious choice if you're raging =P
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
December 17 2009 04:07 GMT
#70
On December 17 2009 13:05 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
nobody said to hit a bong? obvious choice if you're raging =P


lol good one!
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
December 17 2009 04:25 GMT
#71
I just start hitting my bed nowadays if I start raging. There's been way too many times where I have fucked up knuckles for days because of nerd raging and hitting my dresser or something. Not to mention broken doors and a hole in the wall at one point. -_-
.risingdragoon
Profile Joined January 2008
United States3021 Posts
December 17 2009 04:36 GMT
#72
artosis I unload on artosis's frail body xD
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ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
December 17 2009 04:41 GMT
#73
On December 17 2009 13:05 Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX wrote:
wtf u talkin bout

u dont hit nething when ur mad

u gotta skate


Okay T.
U Gotta Skate.
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
December 17 2009 04:54 GMT
#74
Punch through the wall like Barney Stinson.
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
December 17 2009 05:00 GMT
#75
I find it funny that the OP is asking for suggestions on what he could be hitting, rather than suggestions on how to stop hitting things....yeah you're really headed in the right direction....
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
December 17 2009 05:04 GMT
#76
LOL THIS BLOG

I have a really bad problem with rage. My bedroom door has a huge crack in it as well as the wall right next to my computer -_-

Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
December 17 2009 05:12 GMT
#77
Don't punch walls

I raged really hard one time (not SC related) and punched through the dry-wall in my GF's rez (almost punched through the one on the opposite side too)... took forever to repair
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
doubleupgradeobbies!
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia1306 Posts
December 17 2009 05:54 GMT
#78
Just call your opponent a faggot, or point out that their race is imba.

If they are the same race as you, tell them they win by doing stupid shit, and that their a fucking skilless newbie.
MSL, 2003-2011, RIP. OSL, 2000-2012, RIP. Proleague, 2003-2012, RIP. And then there was none... Even good things must come to an end.
FyRe_DragOn
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada2056 Posts
December 17 2009 06:27 GMT
#79
i like to suffocate babies when i rage at video games











good thing thats never, wtf u guys need to calm the fuck down rofl
aka DragOn[NaS]
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