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prOxi.Beater
Profile Joined December 2008
Denmark626 Posts
December 10 2009 23:42 GMT
#21
I'm really enjoying you're infight as to what is better; Canadian or American Bacon. Everybody knows Danish bacon is the best in the world
Nobody beats the Beater
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 10 2009 23:42 GMT
#22
I don't like the way he's looking at me... like he's undressing me with his eyes. What a fucking creep.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
December 10 2009 23:44 GMT
#23
Screw bacon. Polish kielbasa is the way to go!
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
December 10 2009 23:49 GMT
#24
Canadian bacon doesn't exist in Canada: Check out wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_bacon
Canadian bacon can mean:

* Canadian bacon, a US name for two different pork products - back bacon and a smoked ham [...]

Nobody knows what Canadian bacon is here. I went to the US and saw Canadian, ordered "Canadian Bacon", thought "wtf is this", got it, thought again "wtf is this this sucks".
Yeah Canadian Bacon sucks. But that's because the people in US decided that shitty bacon be called "Canadian Bacon", just as shitty beer is "American Beer".
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DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
December 10 2009 23:52 GMT
#25
On December 11 2009 08:42 Chef wrote:
I don't like the way he's looking at me... like he's undressing me with his eyes. What a fucking creep.



I cant stop laughing everytime I read this. Like somhow the guy is using the force and your clothes are magically coming off, and your screaming like a 10 year old girl.
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
mucker
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1120 Posts
December 11 2009 00:05 GMT
#26
Brand of the vodka?
It's supposed to be automatic but actually you have to press this button.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4218 Posts
December 11 2009 00:09 GMT
#27
BAKON VODKA

Inside joke.....
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Spike
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1392 Posts
December 11 2009 00:10 GMT
#28
It's cute when Canadian talk shit.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 00:12:00
December 11 2009 00:11 GMT
#29
lol at Americans calling ham Canadian bacon.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 11 2009 00:15 GMT
#30
Anytime an American gets angry for people saying they are dumb/ignorant I am going to point them to this thread.
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
December 11 2009 00:19 GMT
#31
Does vodka go well with that? Personally, I can't handle vodka in any format other than shots - I just gotta get it down fast! I always preferred wine or beer, instead of hard liquor, with food...
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
December 11 2009 00:25 GMT
#32
On December 11 2009 09:10 Spike wrote:
It's cute when Canadian talk shit.

It cute when American dumb grammar
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Bearigator
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States233 Posts
December 11 2009 00:29 GMT
#33
I see your good meal, and raise you the piece of baklava I am eating. I made it earlier today.
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+ Show Spoiler +
Not the actual bakalava. You get the point.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32139 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 00:43:04
December 11 2009 00:38 GMT
#34
On December 11 2009 09:25 mikeymoo wrote:
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On December 11 2009 09:10 Spike wrote:
It's cute when Canadian talk shit.

It cute when American dumb grammar


It's cute when igloo-dwelling beaver fuckers confuse a Polack living in this great country with a born and bred, gun-totin, blunt smokin AMERICAN such as myself.

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GOD WE ARE ALL SO BADASS


February 21, 2010
Canada vs United States
16:40 - Men's Preliminary Round - Group A Game 17


The humiliation will be on your own turf.

Zach Parise will seduce your women with his good looks.
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20 Cent will beat up your elderly and your crippled.
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YOU WILL LOSE
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
December 11 2009 00:43 GMT
#35
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FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5015 Posts
December 11 2009 00:46 GMT
#36
On December 11 2009 09:43 koreasilver wrote:
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Shopped!!!!
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32139 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 01:04:39
December 11 2009 00:51 GMT
#37
American folk lore also tears you a new one

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PAUL MOTHER FUCKIN' BUNYAN. What you got?

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OH MAN, THAT'S ABOUT AS BADASS AS A PACK OF TAMPONS

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Even our everyday normal lumberjacks could kick your ass
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
SwEEt[TearS]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1575 Posts
December 11 2009 01:02 GMT
#38
bacon vodka>vodka
#1 arb fan -- Raelcun is Nuclear backwards. Rekrul is Lurker backwards. Grobyc is Cyborg backwards. Eniram is Marine backwards.
Fixed
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States174 Posts
December 11 2009 01:10 GMT
#39
Who has Vodka with a BLT. wtf is wrong with u???? also canadian bacon is horrible.

however, i cant stop laughing at that wrestling picture lol.

fuck canada u french speaking sissys
fanatacist likes men.....but mostly boys...and some anal toys. Also his ability to read and understand posts is on par with a slightly retarded meerkat.
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-11 01:22:20
December 11 2009 01:15 GMT
#40
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