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keepITup
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
251 Posts
November 19 2009 04:23 GMT
#41
i get a throbbing pain down there every so often as well during/after a shit.

i've had it for years though, iono. it can be pretty terrible and last like 10 minutes after, but i live with it. (also sometimes occurs after ejaculation, just throwing that out there if you can relate)

iono if your pain is the throbbing kind though, if you know how to describe it that is.

i probably have prostate cancer or something, oh well.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 19 2009 07:13 GMT
#42
wtf sounds bad

i guess stop eating those edamn sunflower seeds whole lol

o________o

drnik more water
more fruits

stop eating so many potatoes and noodles wtf
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gokai
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States812 Posts
November 19 2009 10:21 GMT
#43
Chew your food more.
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
November 19 2009 12:16 GMT
#44
Don't clench your ass too much?
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
November 19 2009 12:17 GMT
#45
lol another shitting blog...
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
November 19 2009 13:15 GMT
#46
Take poppers on a daily basis?
If you have to ask, you don't know.
kroko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland2136 Posts
November 19 2009 13:27 GMT
#47
Try the Swedish way. Some analsex now and then makes ur hole bit bigger -> easier to poop.
I have Sick Timing and UnReal Macro
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
November 19 2009 14:57 GMT
#48
keep staring at chicks' asses and you'll shit bricks.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
November 19 2009 15:16 GMT
#49
On November 19 2009 12:33 YPang wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 19 2009 12:31 Snet wrote:
Any hot foods, or eat anything like sunflower seed shells that might of scratched you on the way out earlier?

yes i have ate some sunflowers... and i tried the american way of eating it and just munched the shell in too by accident.


wtf I didn't know the american way was to eat the shell. ewwwWTF? Bro I remember playing baseball at the age of 5-6 and never remember eating sunflower seed shells. Matter of fact I never recall anybody eating the shells, and baseball is an american sport. Baseball fans/players are notorious to chew alot of sunflower seeds.

Your stomach probably has a hard time digesting a shell. WTF are you a bird?
ya had ya shot kid!
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32084 Posts
November 19 2009 15:22 GMT
#50
Those few, rare times that you did try to eat meat, did you try eating tube steak with your ass?
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Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
November 19 2009 15:27 GMT
#51
On November 19 2009 10:25 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
You are like some aspiring rpf.. you want this forum to shit on you or something?

We aren't doctors. If you have a pain go see a professional or ask someone around you.

"What can I do to help, drink more water" ???!?!! SERIOUS?


Agreed

Wtf is with this topic, get real
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
November 19 2009 17:29 GMT
#52
God, 2/3 of comments on this thread are garbage.

Check this page out, and try to see if you are doing anything wrong. If this doesn't stop the pain within a couple days, I would go to a local clinic.
http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/digestive-diseases-constipation
yhnmk
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada630 Posts
November 19 2009 19:05 GMT
#53
On November 19 2009 11:20 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
How about you go back to eating meat, like a MAN.
This.
NeVeR
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
1352 Posts
November 19 2009 21:10 GMT
#54
On November 19 2009 10:49 Caller wrote:
im going to resist the urge to make any bad jokes. that would be a dick move, and it would probably hurt, even though this is probably not the first time that you would heard it. You best take a look at what's coming out of your butt, namely the colors, and maybe just put all of this behind you

jk i hope you feel better


[image loading]
mrmin123 *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Korea (South)2971 Posts
November 20 2009 00:34 GMT
#55
On November 19 2009 11:15 RaGe wrote:
Uhm, I turned veggie a couple months ago and I do not have this problem.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Translator태양은 묘지위에 붉게 떠오르고 / 한낮에 찌는 더위는 나의 시련 일찌라!
himurakenshin
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1845 Posts
November 20 2009 02:38 GMT
#56
Dude if you have a medical problem you should ask a doctor, not ask a gaming forum...
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
November 20 2009 06:47 GMT
#57
wow gladstone
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
1pq
Profile Joined July 2008
United States11 Posts
November 20 2009 08:04 GMT
#58
http://www.naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html
jukk888
Profile Joined May 2013
1 Post
May 16 2013 03:45 GMT
#59
Don't eat apples (and/or bananas) and eggs the same day.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-16 04:04:53
May 16 2013 04:04 GMT
#60
On May 16 2013 12:45 jukk888 wrote:
Don't eat apples (and/or bananas) and eggs the same day.



This thread is 4 years old...

EDIT: I don't think this guy knows this is a gaming website
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