Okay so i've been a vegetarian since this september 2009, and i have noticed that whenever i take a shit my anus hurts as hell. And when i go examine the poop it doesn't look too big. I know your mom and my moms have said that eating veggies will help it go out easier, but this is not my case. I haven't ate meat (or very very little meat) for the past few month and whenever i take a shit it feels like a needle is stuck sideways between in my ass for a good hour. I know that cellulose in plants is not digestable for humans, but i didn't think it would hurt so much when i shit.
What can i do to help? drink more water?
/i'm not trolling, this is serious.... -_-

phosphorylation

United States2935 Posts

November 19 2009 01:20 GMT

Maybe a needle is stuck sideways between your ass.

plated.rawr

Norway1675 Posts

November 19 2009 01:22 GMT

Cutting down on the anal sex would probably help.

Aside from that though, I dunno. I'm a carnivore, so I don't experience any pure vegetative disorders.

hcliff454

Canada127 Posts

November 19 2009 01:23 GMT

go to a doctor

epicdoom

United States489 Posts

November 19 2009 01:23 GMT

Eat food high in fiber and go see a doctor, yogurt is good too ^^

iNcontroL

USA29055 Posts

November 19 2009 01:25 GMT

You are like some aspiring rpf.. you want this forum to shit on you or something?

We aren't doctors. If you have a pain go see a professional or ask someone around you.

"What can I do to help, drink more water" ???!?!! SERIOUS?

leftykill

United States120 Posts

November 19 2009 01:26 GMT

yeah fiber helps digestion, i started to take some fiber pills that have been working well

Zurles

United Kingdom1659 Posts

November 19 2009 01:29 GMT

I'm tempted to say eat meat, but I've had too many warnings.

So I'll say see a doctor, even if a random guy here says something its never going to be very credible.

-fj.

Samoa462 Posts

November 19 2009 01:44 GMT

your shit will be hard as hell if you eat alot of white bread and things like it.

Mothra

United States1448 Posts

November 19 2009 01:45 GMT

#10

You might have the same problem as this cloud guy:

YPang

United States4024 Posts

November 19 2009 01:45 GMT

#11

On November 19 2009 10:44 -fj. wrote:
your shit will be hard as hell if you eat alot of white bread and things like it.

hmm i have been replacing a lot of stuff with noodles/potatoes, and other high carb diet.... I'm thinking of cutting that back more.

BuGzlToOnl

United States5918 Posts

November 19 2009 01:45 GMT

#12

IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

+ Show Spoiler +

YPang

United States4024 Posts

November 19 2009 01:45 GMT

#13

On November 19 2009 10:45 Mothra wrote:
You might have the same problem as this cloud guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17aG_Po2Y

amazingly its not bleeding, just hurt a lot.

Caller

Poland8075 Posts

November 19 2009 01:49 GMT

#14

im going to resist the urge to make any bad jokes. that would be a dick move, and it would probably hurt, even though this is probably not the first time that you would heard it. You best take a look at what's coming out of your butt, namely the colors, and maybe just put all of this behind you

jk i hope you feel better

Fixed

United States174 Posts

November 19 2009 01:53 GMT

#15

Try eating Mangos and drink plenty of water. They will help soften your stool. Also you may have a hemorrhoid. Is there any kind of small bump back there? If so go to the doctor and he will prolly prescribe a quick 10 day cycle of oral meds to clear it up. Not a big deal.

Mothra

United States1448 Posts

November 19 2009 01:54 GMT

#16

On November 19 2009 10:45 YPang wrote:
amazingly its not bleeding, just hurt a lot.

Oh well maybe soon. I congratulate you on the two thumbs up in your mood icon. If my anus hurt while shitting I would have at least one thumbs down.

Attempt to be serious: If you're eating mostly noodles and potatoes you're not getting much fiber. Fresh fruits and vegetables have lots of water and fiber in them. Nuts are also a fiber rich source for vegetarian diet.

Duke

United States1106 Posts

November 19 2009 02:07 GMT

#17

On November 19 2009 10:53 Fixed wrote:
Also you may have a hemorrhoid.

i thought this.

eat FiberOne cereal products and be happy my friend.