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I just bet my friend on a Bo5

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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 09 2009 06:08 GMT
#1
The loser puts n00b as their middle name on facebook for a month.

I play P, he plays Z. I have like a 60-70% win percentage vs him, but we basically only play on python. We're gonna be playing on 5 different maps, and I basically only know 4 gate/2 archon. The only cheesy build I have is a 2-gate.

He's gonna be practicing hard as hell, and I'm reciprocating. But I want as much help as I can get because theres no way in hell I'm putting n00b in my name

I'm looking for a PvZ coach. I'm really serious about drilling, and once I get the layout of my workload for this week I'll have time when I can and can't practice.

Even if you're just willing to play with me once and give me advice, I'm up to it.

fair warning: I rage sometimes, but give me a couple minutes to throw shit and I'll be back at it.

Lasgen on iccup and USEAST. Post here or pm me if you're willing to help and I'll try to get as much play time as I can.

I'll have more information (when exactly I'll be playing and the maps I'll be playing on) soon.

I look forward to playing with you all.

“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
November 09 2009 06:17 GMT
#2
I know the perfect cannon rush on Python at any position ... :D
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 09 2009 06:18 GMT
#3
What is the point unless there is money on the line?

That isn't even remotely embarrassing to putt n00b in your name.
RIP Aaliyah
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
November 09 2009 06:22 GMT
#4
Tee hee hee. All the girls will make fun of him for having "n00b" as his middle name on Facebook!
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
November 09 2009 06:22 GMT
#5
I agree with DrH that its not embarrassing at all, but I think its still a fun bet so I support this completely

I can't help but I want to wish you good luck!! share reps/vods please (or do it live, this is the best option imo)
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
JFKWT
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore1442 Posts
November 09 2009 06:26 GMT
#6
On November 09 2009 15:17 kOre wrote:
I know the perfect cannon rush on Python at any position ... :D

DTs are the answer to everything imho =P
The calm before the storm / "loli is not a crime, but meganekko is the way to go!"
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
November 09 2009 06:28 GMT
#7
4pool
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Hithran
Profile Joined March 2009
Canada57 Posts
November 09 2009 06:52 GMT
#8
buy some SC lessons from incontrol
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
November 09 2009 06:54 GMT
#9
check out day9's goon/reaver push. i've been using it with a lot of success
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5464 Posts
November 09 2009 06:54 GMT
#10
On November 09 2009 15:26 JFKWT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2009 15:17 kOre wrote:
I know the perfect cannon rush on Python at any position ... :D

DTs are the answer to everything imho =P
in a PvZ? lol 1base DT rush in a PvZ.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
kvilx
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Poland198 Posts
November 09 2009 06:55 GMT
#11
Go Sair/Reaver, he will be like O_o.
Day[9] For President
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
November 09 2009 06:59 GMT
#12
did you morph an archon in your pants again
HEY MEYT
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
November 09 2009 07:04 GMT
#13
Weak....loser should legally make his middle name 'n00b' for a year (minimum).
NeonFlare
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Finland1307 Posts
November 09 2009 07:21 GMT
#14
I clicked this topic and was dissapointed that you didn't actually use your friend as a bet in a Bo5 against some random dude.

Err... on topic, you probably want to get more experience on the other maps that are going to be used.
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
November 09 2009 07:29 GMT
#15
i think you guys should have a more significant bet, but since you're really into this, I guess there's some personal pride in the bo5 as well?

either way, I think that since you're planning on investing so much time into this, you might as well raise the stakes! bet some cash! 50 bucks, 20 bucks, something.

also-- what skill rank are you? I'm D+ Terran, but if I can play with you if you want to play against some semi-proper builds (I've never seriously played ZvP). I'll definitely give you input, and I can definitely play a bunch of games at once.

I'm all for serious pride-on-the-line broodwar. If you need help, TL.net has the answers.
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
November 09 2009 07:51 GMT
#16
I'm down
I just play ridiculously casually now but I used to be B- LONG time ago (which means nothing now probably)
But I'm still upto date with the scene and everything, still playing here and there - still got my uber skillz and mindset lol :D

Gimme a PM
I'm EST
Zerg
200~300APM (not that it matters)
B- high (not that it matters)

I just want to play lol, not ganna throw all hardcore boot training camp stuff at you lol
Use it or lose it
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 09 2009 08:33 GMT
#17
On November 09 2009 15:59 JohnColtrane wrote:
did you morph an archon in your pants again

rofl :D

On November 09 2009 16:29 Always wrote:
I guess there's some personal pride in the bo5 as well?

more than some

@everybody who replied helpfully and johncoltrane, thanks for the responses. ill send out pms when i know more.

and i am a d lvl p player. almost made it to d+ a couple times
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
November 09 2009 08:35 GMT
#18
i can play with you if u're at least C- I'm currently C rank but i have a decent chance of losing my way down to C- again since im not really that good. Zerg, b5.nttea on iccup.
Tuke
Profile Joined January 2009
Finland1666 Posts
November 09 2009 08:46 GMT
#19
On November 09 2009 16:21 NeonFlare wrote:
I clicked this topic and was dissapointed that you didn't actually use your friend as a bet in a Bo5 against some random dude.

Err... on topic, you probably want to get more experience on the other maps that are going to be used.

I thought this too :p
gl anyway
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Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
November 09 2009 09:31 GMT
#20
I'm D+ zerg

i wouldn't mind playing with you bunch of games let me know

layogurt on iccup but better to pm me here first
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
November 09 2009 11:46 GMT
#21
i think i'll lose to put n00b on my facebook
POGGERS
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
November 09 2009 13:50 GMT
#22
just play 1 base corsair rush ----> dt to secure expansion. I hate 1basing toss players I suck so bad at hydra breaks
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 09 2009 20:09 GMT
#23
maps are

1. Blue Storm
2. Andromeda
3. Heartbreak Ridge
4. Destination
5. Python
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
November 09 2009 21:14 GMT
#24
On November 09 2009 15:54 redtooth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2009 15:26 JFKWT wrote:
On November 09 2009 15:17 kOre wrote:
I know the perfect cannon rush on Python at any position ... :D

DTs are the answer to everything imho =P
in a PvZ? lol 1base DT rush in a PvZ.

Ahem.

Moderator。◕‿◕。
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
November 09 2009 21:19 GMT
#25
Worst bet ever, lmao.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 09 2009 21:55 GMT
#26
he challenged me to it. i couldn't say no lol

and its certainly going to make starcraft more than just my iccup rank for just these games. were gonna be doing it in front of 10-15 people obsing on a projector
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 11 2009 00:49 GMT
#27
thanks for all the replies. ill be online tonight in op irc
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
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