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Why American prisons >>> hell itself - Page 2

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n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
September 28 2009 03:55 GMT
#21
I don't think I have the mental capacity to convince myself that an ass is a pussy...
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
weaksauce
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
369 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 04:15:01
September 28 2009 04:12 GMT
#22
lol this is old

I remember highschool at least 8 years ago walking around with my friends saying

"You can get yo salad tossed with jelly or syrup, i prefer jelly"
even if he DID detect penis - cubEdin
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
September 28 2009 04:16 GMT
#23
....ohhh god
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
September 28 2009 04:20 GMT
#24
Ewww man, what kind of pussies has he seen in his day to be able to say that?
jfazz
Profile Joined September 2009
Australia672 Posts
September 28 2009 04:26 GMT
#25
That was some frightening stuff...
Victory needs no explanation, defeat allows none
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
September 28 2009 04:37 GMT
#26
how do you know that hell isn't worse? there's gotta be things worse than that, for sure
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
September 28 2009 04:42 GMT
#27
ew wtf thats freaking messed up rofl.
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
September 28 2009 04:46 GMT
#28
On September 28 2009 12:52 Draconizard wrote:
I never understood why American prisons were made so comfortable. No prisoner should have any personal effects, they should all wear standardized uniforms, and most importantly their time should be filled with hard, menial labor.

Do you honestly mean this?
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
September 28 2009 05:23 GMT
#29
didn't chris rock do a bit on this in bring the pain?
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
September 28 2009 06:15 GMT
#30
On September 28 2009 13:20 Snet wrote:
Ewww man, what kind of pussies has he seen in his day to be able to say that?


Probably none for the last 10-20 years.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
September 28 2009 06:47 GMT
#31
What he was saying about debt in prison actually makes a lot of sense about how much homosexual shit happens. When someone is in debt to you, you either have to kill him or rape him or else you yourself will look like a bitch. So if you don't wanna kill a guy you gotta rape him. It's just the way of society in there. Pretty fucked up.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
September 28 2009 06:57 GMT
#32
i'll kill myself before i ever go to jail. I'm far to white and far to pretty to live there lol.
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
Flicky
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
England2662 Posts
September 28 2009 12:02 GMT
#33
On September 28 2009 14:23 d3_crescentia wrote:
didn't chris rock do a bit on this in bring the pain?


I'm not sure if it was from Bring the Pain but he definetely told this story in one of his stand-ups.

If you think American prisons are soft, you've seen nothing like an English prison.

TV in your cell?
It's not that rare.
Liquipedia"I was seriously looking for a black guy" - MrHoon
K_ Takahashi
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States203 Posts
September 28 2009 12:06 GMT
#34
better not be committing any major crimes. If this happens to me for any unforeseeable reason I might assault a guard for solitary or something.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32050 Posts
September 28 2009 12:49 GMT
#35
East Jersey/Rahway Prison has some classy fellows
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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6635 Posts
September 28 2009 13:01 GMT
#36
As if being locked up with nothing to do for years on end wasn't bad enough.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
JustQuitWarcraftIII
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States679 Posts
September 28 2009 19:28 GMT
#37
They have some good soap bars in prison. I heard.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
September 28 2009 19:33 GMT
#38
I lolled hard at this
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 19:34:48
September 28 2009 19:34 GMT
#39
On September 28 2009 13:46 Epicfailguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 12:52 Draconizard wrote:
I never understood why American prisons were made so comfortable. No prisoner should have any personal effects, they should all wear standardized uniforms, and most importantly their time should be filled with hard, menial labor.

Do you honestly mean this?


Why the hell not? They're in prison for a reason man. Should we give them internet and blow too?
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
September 28 2009 23:02 GMT
#40
so, do italian mobsters get fucked in the ass, too? i can't imagine how the bigshots like john gotti, vincent gigante, and others could have been banged by other guys.

i'm assuming that there is a level of respect for new comers. for example, they're not gonna treat a new comer, who just killed a child, the same as a new comer, who used to be the boss of a crime family.
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