lol this is old

I remember highschool at least 8 years ago walking around with my friends saying

"You can get yo salad tossed with jelly or syrup, i prefer jelly"

AtlaS

United States1001 Posts

September 28 2009 04:16 GMT

#23

....ohhh god

Snet

United States3573 Posts

September 28 2009 04:20 GMT

#24

Ewww man, what kind of pussies has he seen in his day to be able to say that?

jfazz

Australia672 Posts

September 28 2009 04:26 GMT

#25

That was some frightening stuff...

29 fps

United States5725 Posts

September 28 2009 04:37 GMT

#26

how do you know that hell isn't worse? there's gotta be things worse than that, for sure

Polar_Nada

United States1548 Posts

September 28 2009 04:42 GMT

#27

ew wtf thats freaking messed up rofl.

Epicfailguy

Norway893 Posts

September 28 2009 04:46 GMT

#28

On September 28 2009 12:52 Draconizard wrote:
I never understood why American prisons were made so comfortable. No prisoner should have any personal effects, they should all wear standardized uniforms, and most importantly their time should be filled with hard, menial labor.

Do you honestly mean this?

d3_crescentia

United States4054 Posts

September 28 2009 05:23 GMT

#29

didn't chris rock do a bit on this in bring the pain?

Divinek

Canada4045 Posts

September 28 2009 06:15 GMT

#30

On September 28 2009 13:20 Snet wrote:
Ewww man, what kind of pussies has he seen in his day to be able to say that?

Probably none for the last 10-20 years.

CharlieMurphy

United States22895 Posts

September 28 2009 06:47 GMT

#31

What he was saying about debt in prison actually makes a lot of sense about how much homosexual shit happens. When someone is in debt to you, you either have to kill him or rape him or else you yourself will look like a bitch. So if you don't wanna kill a guy you gotta rape him. It's just the way of society in there. Pretty fucked up.

InToTheWannaB

United States4770 Posts

September 28 2009 06:57 GMT

#32

i'll kill myself before i ever go to jail. I'm far to white and far to pretty to live there lol.

Flicky

England2670 Posts

September 28 2009 12:02 GMT

#33

On September 28 2009 14:23 d3_crescentia wrote:
didn't chris rock do a bit on this in bring the pain?

I'm not sure if it was from Bring the Pain but he definetely told this story in one of his stand-ups.

If you think American prisons are soft, you've seen nothing like an English prison.

TV in your cell?
It's not that rare.

K_ Takahashi

United States203 Posts

September 28 2009 12:06 GMT

#34

better not be committing any major crimes. If this happens to me for any unforeseeable reason I might assault a guard for solitary or something.

QuanticHawk

United States32135 Posts

September 28 2009 12:49 GMT

#35

East Jersey/Rahway Prison has some classy fellows

jello_biafra

United Kingdom6641 Posts

September 28 2009 13:01 GMT

#36

As if being locked up with nothing to do for years on end wasn't bad enough.

JustQuitWarcraftIII

United States679 Posts

September 28 2009 19:28 GMT

#37

They have some good soap bars in prison. I heard.

Foucault

Sweden2826 Posts

September 28 2009 19:33 GMT

#38

I lolled hard at this

Foucault

Sweden2826 Posts

September 28 2009 19:34 GMT

#39

On September 28 2009 13:46 Epicfailguy wrote:

Show nested quote +

Do you honestly mean this?

Why the hell not? They're in prison for a reason man. Should we give them internet and blow too?

CapO

United States1615 Posts

September 28 2009 23:02 GMT

#40

so, do italian mobsters get fucked in the ass, too? i can't imagine how the bigshots like john gotti, vincent gigante, and others could have been banged by other guys.

i'm assuming that there is a level of respect for new comers. for example, they're not gonna treat a new comer, who just killed a child, the same as a new comer, who used to be the boss of a crime family.