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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 28 2009 18:49 GMT
#81
abstinence. it's the only thing that works 100%
sex is bad.
Sullifam
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
September 28 2009 18:49 GMT
#82
On September 28 2009 23:25 NO MY LIQUIBET wrote:
I recommend this form of post-coital contraceptive next time
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



hahaha^10
SCC-Caliban
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5015 Posts
September 28 2009 18:49 GMT
#83
Cucumbers I can understand....Kinda

Makers though? Does she put them back in the marker drawer? And if so does mom or dad then chew on said markers while writing?
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
September 28 2009 18:53 GMT
#84
On September 29 2009 03:49 FuDDx wrote:
Cucumbers I can understand....Kinda

Makers though? Does she put them back in the marker drawer? And if so does mom or dad then chew on said markers while writing?


FFFFFFFFFFFUCK ROFL oh god;;;
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 28 2009 19:44 GMT
#85
On September 29 2009 03:53 G.s)NarutO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 03:49 FuDDx wrote:
Cucumbers I can understand....Kinda

Makers though? Does she put them back in the marker drawer? And if so does mom or dad then chew on said markers while writing?


FFFFFFFFFFFUCK ROFL oh god;;;


OH MY GOD THAT's SO DISGUSTING!
Sullifam
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
September 28 2009 19:56 GMT
#86
On September 29 2009 03:49 FuDDx wrote:
Cucumbers I can understand....Kinda

Makers though? Does she put them back in the marker drawer? And if so does mom or dad then chew on said markers while writing?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL gross but hilarious ...
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
September 28 2009 20:52 GMT
#87
rofl...

Thanks to whichever mod put this on the front page, hahaha, I totally passed this thread over like 5 times. Oh the hilarity. Prettymuch made my day.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
September 28 2009 23:06 GMT
#88
On September 29 2009 03:49 ghostWriter wrote:
abstinence. it's the only thing that works 100%


You you are right, works 100% of the time

[image loading]
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
September 29 2009 00:00 GMT
#89
On September 28 2009 08:29 Mastermind wrote:
you are fucking paranoid


Yah, and markers wtf o_O
XK ßubonic
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
September 29 2009 00:05 GMT
#90
On September 29 2009 03:25 cgrinker wrote:
Sum up:

Everyone thinks they got the girl preggers the first time.

lolz

This is exactly what I thought the first time I read it....right after I reread the work Markers seven times to make sure I was understanding the situation correctly.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10345 Posts
September 29 2009 00:07 GMT
#91
Dude, don't stick writing utensils up your girl's vagina. She could get an infection and really ill.

Just stay with fingerbanging as the warm up. And wash your hands.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
September 29 2009 02:26 GMT
#92
On September 28 2009 22:44 AtlaS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 14:00 SecondComing wrote:
noob question.. how do you know if breaks? is it really obvious? what if its just a small hole

it starts to feel really good all of a sudden.


LOL hahahahahahaha
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
CookieswithMilk
Profile Joined September 2009
23 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-29 03:19:19
September 29 2009 03:17 GMT
#93
I would recommend these:

[image loading]


But what? markers? Rofl
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
September 29 2009 03:43 GMT
#94
So... is your GF like... multicolored down there?
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-29 04:55:54
September 29 2009 04:47 GMT
#95
On September 29 2009 03:49 ghostWriter wrote:
abstinence. it's the only thing that works 100%
sex is bad.

Not true.
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
September 29 2009 04:50 GMT
#96
On September 29 2009 08:06 Kennigit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 03:49 ghostWriter wrote:
abstinence. it's the only thing that works 100%


You you are right, works 100% of the time

[image loading]


I actually thought of Absinthe when I first read ghostWriter's comment. Chuckles.
XK ßubonic
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 29 2009 05:09 GMT
#97
On September 29 2009 13:47 AtlaS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 03:49 ghostWriter wrote:
abstinence. it's the only thing that works 100%
sex is bad.

Not true.
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


hahaha nice picture
Sullifam
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
September 29 2009 09:09 GMT
#98
On September 29 2009 11:26 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 22:44 AtlaS wrote:
On September 28 2009 14:00 SecondComing wrote:
noob question.. how do you know if breaks? is it really obvious? what if its just a small hole

it starts to feel really good all of a sudden.


LOL hahahahahahaha

This is actually the best description of it.

Happened to me the other day. I had to throw my girlfriend off practically, she hates condoms and was way too into it.
Be a man, Become a Legend. TL Mafia Forum Ask for access!!
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
September 30 2009 05:29 GMT
#99
On September 29 2009 18:09 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2009 11:26 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
On September 28 2009 22:44 AtlaS wrote:
On September 28 2009 14:00 SecondComing wrote:
noob question.. how do you know if breaks? is it really obvious? what if its just a small hole

it starts to feel really good all of a sudden.


LOL hahahahahahaha

This is actually the best description of it.

Happened to me the other day. I had to throw my girlfriend off practically, she hates condoms and was way too into it.


Your (and her) answer*:

[image loading]


Plus it might eliminate her periods or make them lighter at least. Good for 5 years.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
weaksauce
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
369 Posts
September 30 2009 06:28 GMT
#100
with that grappling hook she'll be able to scale the wall of an all women ninjitsu sect who have the ability to stop their menstrations.




what am i doing, this kids got enough misinformation already
even if he DID detect penis - cubEdin
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