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eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
September 27 2009 23:45 GMT
#21
dude if your sticking markers inside of your gf's vagina, you got serious problems lol. How unhygenic is that? not to mention fucked up.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
September 27 2009 23:52 GMT
#22
i doubt the makers were open, so it really isn't a problem.

just an interesting choice to put in a vagina.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
September 27 2009 23:54 GMT
#23
[image loading]

Poll: Markers: Standard or wtf?
(Vote): Yep Standard, I do it all the time
(Vote): WTF???
SecondComing
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States30 Posts
September 28 2009 00:00 GMT
#24
thanks for the post guys i really hope shes not pregnant D: i'm never having sex againnn untill i'm married
I love Boxer
aeroH
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1034 Posts
September 28 2009 00:00 GMT
#25
^ good luck with that
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4640 Posts
September 28 2009 00:01 GMT
#26
Did they stop teaching this in schools or something? Tell her to smoke and drink heavily to be on the safe side, and get some new markers.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
September 28 2009 00:08 GMT
#27
Seems like a troll, but if not. Well, I guess I still don't care.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
SwEEt[TearS]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1575 Posts
September 28 2009 00:11 GMT
#28
haha I hope this is a troll blog
#1 arb fan -- Raelcun is Nuclear backwards. Rekrul is Lurker backwards. Grobyc is Cyborg backwards. Eniram is Marine backwards.
Midnight)Sun
Profile Joined January 2003
United States256 Posts
September 28 2009 00:11 GMT
#29
+ Show Spoiler +
On September 28 2009 08:41 weaksauce wrote:
yup...theres yer culprit right there....second from left




[image loading]



OMG haha good one
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
September 28 2009 00:11 GMT
#30
omg dude markers rly? lol

cut your fingernails too
Forever Young
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
September 28 2009 00:16 GMT
#31
On September 28 2009 08:23 paper wrote:
i think your username explains everything


haha that was my first reaction too.
Sullifam
SecondComing
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States30 Posts
September 28 2009 00:16 GMT
#32
this is a serious blog -__-
I love Boxer
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4640 Posts
September 28 2009 00:17 GMT
#33
On September 26 2009 22:57 vGl-CoW wrote:
minors are the funniest creatures
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
September 28 2009 00:19 GMT
#34
Hey, he could be using one of these, not the little dry erase markers.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



If you aren't already...and she apparently likes markers...you can thank me later.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Equaoh
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada427 Posts
September 28 2009 00:38 GMT
#35
in 9 month's you'll be the proud owner of a box of crayons
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
September 28 2009 00:43 GMT
#36
On September 28 2009 09:19 Torenhire wrote:
Hey, he could be using one of these, not the little dry erase markers.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



If you aren't already...and she apparently likes markers...you can thank me later.


lolol
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
September 28 2009 00:44 GMT
#37
This happened to me in May and me and her were really afraid. There was no baby though, the best explanation we had was that her bad eating disorders were fucking with her cycle.

If you used a condom that didn't break, you're probably safe.
Nak Allstar.
nicoaldo
Profile Joined March 2009
Argentina939 Posts
September 28 2009 00:45 GMT
#38
On September 28 2009 09:38 Equaoh wrote:
in 9 month's you'll be the proud owner of a box of crayons


LOL

no comment about the fingernails and the markers (WTF :S condoms > markers i swear)
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
September 28 2009 00:48 GMT
#39
get the scented markers and you could delight not only your eyes, but your nose too!
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
SagaZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
France3460 Posts
September 28 2009 00:55 GMT
#40
you should have put a condom on the marler... just to be extra safe, same goes for fingers
Be nice, buy wards and don't feed double buff.
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