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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
September 30 2009 06:30 GMT
#101
Thank you OP for reminding me how stupid people really are.

I almost thought for a minute humanity had a chance.
RIP Aaliyah
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
September 30 2009 22:43 GMT
#102
can we throw an NSFW OR SCHOOL tag on this?

cuz there was an audible "what the fuck" that came from behind me after i had this open for like 10 seconds ~.~
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synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
October 01 2009 01:06 GMT
#103
On September 28 2009 09:38 Equaoh wrote:
in 9 month's you'll be the proud owner of a box of crayons


ROFL
Best thread in a while.
:)
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
October 01 2009 01:13 GMT
#104
On October 01 2009 10:06 synapse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 09:38 Equaoh wrote:
in 9 month's you'll be the proud owner of a box of crayons


ROFL
Best thread in a while.


agreed synapse =P
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
October 01 2009 02:02 GMT
#105
i can't stop laughing i am hurting myself from laughing this thread is a winner
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
October 01 2009 02:04 GMT
#106
OP explains perfectly why sexual consent limit is 18 in USA.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
October 01 2009 02:05 GMT
#107
quoting for posterity
On September 28 2009 08:21 SecondComing wrote:
Well, the past few days have been extremely stressful for me. i would really like to know what you guys think about my girlfriend. We had sex for the first time on the 14th of September with a condom. I even pulled out before i came just to be extra safe. I even peed before we had sex to clean out my urethra to prevent pre-*** from getting her pregnant.
However, my giflriend's period started on the 6th and i believe ended on the 12th. On the 28th, i fingered my giflriend a lot, with my fingers and markers. My fingernails were long and i might have cut her because when i took the markers out there were some traces of blood. It was like really light brown. But just yesterday, on the 29th my girlfriend said she had brown discharge. So this got me extremely worried. Is it due to me fingering her yesterday extremely hard or is it due to implantation bleeding?

Sorry, I am really stressed about this right now. My rational side tells me it is not pregnancy, but I just wan't to get advice from others. What do you think? Thanks for any advice.

sorry mistake. my gf had brown discharge yesterday on the 27th, and i fingered my gf on the 28th.
edit 2: she has always used the markers to masterbate -__- she always washes them and there are no sharp edges on it

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
October 01 2009 20:26 GMT
#108
Oh my god this thread is hilarious. Man, some people should really consult google before coming to TL for help. Although I guess if they did we all wouldn't be able to laugh at them so really its a double edged sword.
Hi
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 01 2009 21:47 GMT
#109
you even peed before sex?

well no worries there mate guaranteed protection fo sho
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 01 2009 21:54 GMT
#110
hey baby you in the mood for sex? let me just grab my markers real quick
Maero
Profile Joined December 2007
349 Posts
October 02 2009 05:48 GMT
#111
damn girl you know how to work a palette
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
October 02 2009 09:30 GMT
#112
On September 28 2009 08:21 SecondComing wrote:with a condom. I even pulled out before i came just to be extra safe.

Thats lame :/
If you have to ask, you don't know.
cHicKeLoR
Profile Joined October 2008
Germany559 Posts
October 02 2009 16:52 GMT
#113
On October 01 2009 10:13 blahman3344 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2009 10:06 synapse wrote:
On September 28 2009 09:38 Equaoh wrote:
in 9 month's you'll be the proud owner of a box of crayons


ROFL
Best thread in a while.


agreed synapse =P


haha -awesome. Made my day :D
Zinbiel
Profile Joined October 2008
Sweden878 Posts
October 03 2009 16:13 GMT
#114
the "I even peed" Just made me roll over and promtly die. If I was this paranoid I would probably just stock up some semen in my freezer and then get sterilized. And also, markers, geez.
Backho fan since 080416. Favourite terran: Mind. Favourite Zerg: Jaedong.
StalkerSC
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada378 Posts
October 03 2009 19:19 GMT
#115
On September 28 2009 09:45 nicoaldo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 09:38 Equaoh wrote:
in 9 month's you'll be the proud owner of a box of crayons


LOL

no comment about the fingernails and the markers (WTF :S condoms > markers i swear)


+1 Creativity..
+ Show Spoiler +
Personally..I like to use fire hydrants
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IIf your good at Starcraft, Your good at life. - Artosis
DeSu
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Australia91 Posts
October 04 2009 00:48 GMT
#116
+ Show Spoiler +
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Sharp-eYe
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada642 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-04 23:24:42
October 04 2009 23:24 GMT
#117
You guys are so mean. And if you were that safe, then you probably scratched the cervix. Why not get a pregnancy test, or buy those pregnancy test products. And if you're gonna finger your girl, make sure to cut your nails.
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you can't see the fall ahead of you? - Zeratul III AKA WikidSik ingame (anygame)
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
October 05 2009 06:31 GMT
#118
lol
uhh

well ur probably fine

maybe markers are kinda weird

and LOL at the comments here they are hilarious. (sorry OP. haha)
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
October 05 2009 06:43 GMT
#119
........

but it does suck having to pee in the middle, so I do recommending peeing beforehand.
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Zidane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1686 Posts
October 05 2009 12:11 GMT
#120
peeing kills sperm in the urethra

precum shouldn't have semen in it
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