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ejac
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1195 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 11:04:00
September 28 2009 10:40 GMT
#61
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New sex toy
esq>n
ItsPaul
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia177 Posts
September 28 2009 12:01 GMT
#62
This was the biggest troll ever you guys realise right?
50bani
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Romania480 Posts
September 28 2009 12:15 GMT
#63
Congratulations!
I'm posting on twoplustwo because I have always been amazed at the level of talent that populates this site --- it's almost unparalleled on the Internet.
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
September 28 2009 12:43 GMT
#64
No this is not a troll I talked to the guy in PMs he is actually worried about this.
Grouty @HoN/PCKJ <--<333 || Jaedong Fan Cafe GFX
Gnabgib
Profile Joined July 2009
United States381 Posts
September 28 2009 12:59 GMT
#65
This thread delivers.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
September 28 2009 13:00 GMT
#66
Get something from fun factory to replace the markers and stop being worried this instant about her being pregnant because it's no chance the way you described it.

Oh and

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AtlaS
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1001 Posts
September 28 2009 13:44 GMT
#67
On September 28 2009 14:00 SecondComing wrote:
noob question.. how do you know if breaks? is it really obvious? what if its just a small hole

it starts to feel really good all of a sudden.
I don't have mono anymore. Woooo!
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
September 28 2009 14:18 GMT
#68
alright man, whatever we say to help you make you feel better won't help her not get pregnant. just man up and suck it up and wait for her pregnancy test and then you could let your feelings out or whatever. but seriously, "pulling out" is ALWAYS too late because it always comes out before. and condoms only work like what, 70% of the time? yeah man you're stressful, but there's really nothing you can do about it. make a thread for consolation? just wait for the test like a man. be more careful next time i guess =o
Nony is Bonjwa
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27177 Posts
September 28 2009 14:23 GMT
#69
On September 28 2009 23:18 Nal_rAwr wrote:
alright man, whatever we say to help you make you feel better won't help her not get pregnant. just man up and suck it up and wait for her pregnancy test and then you could let your feelings out or whatever. but seriously, "pulling out" is ALWAYS too late because it always comes out before. and condoms only work like what, 70% of the time? yeah man you're stressful, but there's really nothing you can do about it. make a thread for consolation? just wait for the test like a man. be more careful next time i guess =o


Please dont ever post about sex again.
ModeratorGodfather
NO MY LIQUIBET
Profile Joined May 2009
United States294 Posts
September 28 2009 14:25 GMT
#70
I recommend this form of post-coital contraceptive next time
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NO MY LIQUIBET
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 14:32:29
September 28 2009 14:31 GMT
#71
On September 28 2009 23:18 Nal_rAwr wrote:
alright man, whatever we say to help you make you feel better won't help her not get pregnant. just man up and suck it up and wait for her pregnancy test and then you could let your feelings out or whatever. but seriously, "pulling out" is ALWAYS too late because it always comes out before. and condoms only work like what, 70% of the time? yeah man you're stressful, but there's really nothing you can do about it. make a thread for consolation? just wait for the test like a man. be more careful next time i guess =o


This post looks like a youtube comment or possibly yahoo answers / gosugamers
citi.zen
Profile Joined April 2009
2509 Posts
September 28 2009 14:48 GMT
#72
This thread reminds me of my college roommate freaking out one night because a girl visited him. Nothing happened, but he was concerned she might have gotten pregnant from sitting on the toilet seat.
Aut viam inveniam, aut faciam.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
September 28 2009 14:49 GMT
#73
The op seems like a 11 year old that is trying to let everyone know he got his fingers dirty. It's pretty sick tbh.
ya had ya shot kid!
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
September 28 2009 14:56 GMT
#74
She's not pregnant. But markers? Seriously?
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
September 28 2009 14:58 GMT
#75
On September 28 2009 23:49 Kennelie wrote:
The op seems like a 11 year old that is trying to let everyone know he got his fingers dirty. It's pretty sick tbh.


This is exactly what I thought. Now I don't feel so happy in the morning any more
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
nicoaldo
Profile Joined March 2009
Argentina939 Posts
September 28 2009 15:10 GMT
#76
On September 28 2009 23:18 Nal_rAwr wrote:
alright man, whatever we say to help you make you feel better won't help her not get pregnant. just man up and suck it up and wait for her pregnancy test and then you could let your feelings out or whatever. but seriously, "pulling out" is ALWAYS too late because it always comes out before. and condoms only work like what, 70% of the time? yeah man you're stressful, but there's really nothing you can do about it. make a thread for consolation? just wait for the test like a man. be more careful next time i guess =o


WTF are u talking about?
seriously.
wiesel
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany727 Posts
September 28 2009 16:31 GMT
#77
Lol
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
September 28 2009 16:36 GMT
#78
On September 29 2009 00:10 nicoaldo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 23:18 Nal_rAwr wrote:
alright man, whatever we say to help you make you feel better won't help her not get pregnant. just man up and suck it up and wait for her pregnancy test and then you could let your feelings out or whatever. but seriously, "pulling out" is ALWAYS too late because it always comes out before. and condoms only work like what, 70% of the time? yeah man you're stressful, but there's really nothing you can do about it. make a thread for consolation? just wait for the test like a man. be more careful next time i guess =o


WTF are u talking about?
seriously.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Entusman #12
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
September 28 2009 18:25 GMT
#79
Sum up:

Everyone thinks they got the girl preggers the first time.

lolz
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
September 28 2009 18:45 GMT
#80
You honestly shouldn't be having sex.

Pregnancy should never be on your mind if you're having sex responsibly, meaning you talked to her about what would happen if she did become pregnant.

Otherwise you'll be freaking out the entire time and not be able to relax and enjoy.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
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