On September 28 2009 09:00 SecondComing wrote:
thanks for the post guys i really hope shes not pregnant D: i'm never having sex againnn untill i'm married

Ya I said that too until the next time we had sex. Keep doing it keep being safe. Do be paranoid. Try to get her on the pill.

Manifesto7

Osaka27178 Posts

September 28 2009 01:53 GMT

#43

On a serious note a pregnancy test from the drug store is dirt cheap.

On a not serious note LOL at markers.

SecondComing

United States30 Posts

September 28 2009 01:56 GMT

#44

yeaa she said she'll take a pregnancy test if she misses her period :/ . wish me luckk

Khaymus

United States750 Posts

September 28 2009 02:18 GMT

#45

This post reminds me of the guy who came home to his girlfriend and dog.

Mastermind

Canada7096 Posts

September 28 2009 02:20 GMT

#46

How did I miss the part about the markers when I first read this blog. LOL

[DUF]MethodMan

Germany1716 Posts

September 28 2009 02:24 GMT

#47

markers wtf

Slaughter

United States20255 Posts

September 28 2009 03:39 GMT

#48

I kinda agree with what some people have said...If you this ignorant about sex and all the stuff it entails you might want to learn a bit before you continue. You are fine though, as you did the proper safety with the condom and pulling out for max effectiveness unless there was a tear in it.

AtlaS

United States1001 Posts

September 28 2009 04:09 GMT

#49

On September 28 2009 10:56 SecondComing wrote:
yeaa she said she'll take a pregnancy test if she misses her period :/ . wish me luckk

luck? dude she's not pregnant. seriously. if you check to make sure the condom didn't break after you had came then she won't be pregnant. if you're so paranoid about this then talk about birth control with her. it's seriously 99.99% effective if she takes it everyday. a lot of guys go through this kind of phase when they first have sex and it's normal. if you used a rubber and it didn't break then you're fine.

SecondComing

United States30 Posts

September 28 2009 05:00 GMT

#50

noob question.. how do you know if breaks? is it really obvious? what if its just a small hole

Sadistx

Zimbabwe5568 Posts

September 28 2009 07:06 GMT

#51

On September 28 2009 08:41 weaksauce wrote:
yup...theres yer culprit right there....second from left

Lemon is definitely fucking cherry.

rredtooth

5464 Posts

September 28 2009 08:24 GMT

#52

lol @ first page "in the spotlight"...
i missed the whole "markers" thing the first time through the blog haha

intrigue

Washington, D.C9935 Posts

September 28 2009 08:26 GMT

#53

scented markers really do smell the best! i understand her preference. also, bleeding vaginas, and even just the phrase 'bleeding vaginas' should instantly end a conversation. where do you go from there? disgusting.

icystorage

Jollibee19350 Posts

September 28 2009 09:28 GMT

#54

she's not pregnant o.o based on experience, of all that stress, i promise not to have sex again.... w/o a condom :o

Pholon

Netherlands6142 Posts

September 28 2009 09:34 GMT

#55

what colour marker?

Loanshark

China3094 Posts

September 28 2009 09:39 GMT

#56

The Second Coming by William Butler Yeats

TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?