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So yesterday, I was killing time reading, waiting for the next ferry to take me home (I go to school in San Francisco, but live in Vallejo, a town across the bay) when I suddenly started getting a rumble in my intestines telling me I needed to take a shit real badly. Knowing that I still had an hour to kill before the next ferry, that the ferry ride would be another hour, and that the bathrooms on the ferry were cramped and could barely flush down piss, I decided to take my chances and find the cleanest public bathroom I could.
After about 5 minutes I found a bathroom near a hotel slightly out of the way, that seemed completely empty, but most importantly, clean. I went in, put down one of those paper barrier thingies on the toilet, and plopped myself down. Once I got started on my business, I heard some noises a few stalls down and realized I wasn't alone. It didn't bother me since this was a public bathroom after all, and continued minding my own business. Eventually he got up, and I heard him walk towards the sinks, but didn't hear any of them get turned on, I then heard him pull some paper towels out of the dispenser and then he walked towards my stall.
At first I thought he might've just dropped something in his stall and was going to pick it up, but then he just stopped right in front of where I was (I could clearly see his feet pointing towards me, on the other side of the door) and he just stood there for a minute. I was genuinely creeped out at this point, but then I heard a few groans coming from the guy, and he started shifting around in front of my stall and through the crack of the door I quickly and vaguely saw his fist at waist level pumping up and down, heard a noise that sounded like...well...masturbation, and a few seconds later he made eye contact with me through the crack.
I realized fully what the fuck this asshole was doing and wanted to yell something at him, but for the first time in my life, I was rendered 100% speechless. I was just in fucking shock that someone would be jacking off to me taking a shit in a public restroom. After only about a minute or so, he was done and just left. I eventually finished taking my shit, but just sat there for a while contemplating what the fuck just happened.
I got up, and took a half-hour walk trying to come up with some other reason this series of events might have occurred (I didn't see his penis, just a very quick and vague glimpse of his fist pumping up and down, his eyes, and the sounds that came from him) however I couldn't think of any other reason.
So I don't know why I'm posting this, just needed to share I guess, and maybe someone can offer up a less creepy explanation for what this guy might have been doing. Needless to say though, I think I'm just gonna stay the hell away from public bathrooms.
 
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United States24698 Posts
Wow bad day for you.
On September 25 2009 20:46 Falcynn wrote:
After only about a minute or so, he was done and just left. I eventually finished taking my shit, but just sat there for a while contemplating what the fuck just happened.
Either he's pretty quick... or time flies when you're having fun.
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don't worry about it too much. there are tons of creepy people in the world.
a couple of years ago i was taking a shit at a suntec city bathroom and some guy kept on peeping at me from under/over the stall wall. i was freaked out and i got out of there as quickly as i could. he followed me to a singtel store and asked me if I "wanted to have fun".
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I didn't think you noticed me.
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I feel that a threat on his life would be the right way to respond to the situation.
Creepy.
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United States24698 Posts
On September 25 2009 20:58 besiger wrote:
I feel that a threat on his life would be the right way to respond to the situation.
Creepy.
Nah. People who are willing to do things like this in public are usually very unpredictable and so it's difficult to take action to discourage them.
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lmao thats funny and scary as hell at the same time. Thats some pyscho shit right there. Btw did you call the cops? Creeps like that normally have escalating behavior, and return to the same places. Its a good idea to let the cops know about stuff like that even if nothing really happened.
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On September 25 2009 20:59 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2009 20:58 besiger wrote:
I feel that a threat on his life would be the right way to respond to the situation.
Creepy. Nah. People who are willing to do things like this in public are usually very unpredictable and so it's difficult to take action to discourage them. This is one of the main reasons I couldn't think of anything to say. I mean if the dude's crazy enough to jack off in public (well...mostly public) he's probably crazy enough to start a random fight. Then with me still in the process of taking a shit, with my pants at my ankles, I wasn't prepared for him to just kick the door down, ready to kick my ass if I provoked him.
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rofl wtf? what if someone else came in and saw him doing that lol.
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This is one of the reasons why I try not to shit in public restrooms. There sure is a lot of creepy people out there...
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Lol thank god I don't take a shit in public bathrooms.
That's really freaky. Fuck people.
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On September 25 2009 21:03 Falcynn wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2009 20:59 micronesia wrote:On September 25 2009 20:58 besiger wrote:
I feel that a threat on his life would be the right way to respond to the situation.
Creepy. Nah. People who are willing to do things like this in public are usually very unpredictable and so it's difficult to take action to discourage them. This is one of the main reasons I couldn't think of anything to say. I mean if the dude's crazy enough to jack off in public (well...mostly public) he's probably crazy enough to start a random fight. Then with me still in the process of taking a shit, with my pants at my ankles, I wasn't prepared for him to just kick the door down, ready to kick my ass if I provoked him.
Yeah i don't think confrontation is a great idea, but i don't know if sitting there finishing taking you dump was a great idea too. I mean you can clean you cheeks and change your underpants, but rape last a life time. It maybe better to just zip up and run away screaming lol.
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That sounds like a most unpleasant experience, really messed up.
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Osaka27149 Posts
No skin of my teeth. It doesn't cost me anything, I get an awesome story, and the guy gets off. It is a win win situation.
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The least creepy explanation I can think of is he's an alien who's only knowledge of human interaction comes from scat porn voyeur films and was merely trying to say hello.
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lol, good thing ur ass was taken in the brief moment.
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That's a tad creepy, it reminds me of the time I first walked into a public loo, and the place was such a dump that I said "fuck me" really loudly without thinking. The look I got from the 7 guys on the urinals was awkward and priceless.
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At least you werent sexually assault.. Since he could even masturbate while fantasizing a guy, i see no reason he isnt gay.. Look on the bright side =D
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This is why i make sure i don't need to poop when i leave my house.
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Hahaha I've gotta try this to some poor fellow at my school one of these days when I'm bored. Not actually jack off though, just pretend. Would be awesome.
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wow.... 
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It would have been great if someone walks in while he was jacking off..
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well you didn't see where his face was pointing. maybe he happened to have a urinary tract infection or some other kind of painful penis ailment and just by pure coincidence stopped right in front of your stall to examine himself in a state of emergency.
but he probably jacked off to you shitting.
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Yea this creep is totally stallin on packing some fudge.
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Should have kicked the door real hard so it would have bended his erected dick side way.
But ya, shit happened mate ...
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Wow imagine if you walked in on some1 doing that....
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Baa?21243 Posts
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Lol what an uncomfortable thing to experience. I personally think you should have yelled something though if not for your own sake then for future "victims". Just because he's a total perv that is tunred on by wierd shit that doesn't mean he's a violent person. He might not be mentally ill, just very very tristed sexually.
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"I was just in fucking shock that someone would be jacking off to me taking a shit in a public restroom."
rofl that's too funny. Almost as great as someone peeing in the urinal you're peeing in =O.
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it's creepy, but at least you weren't harmed. plus, now you have a story to tell your grandkids
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Despite how hard it is for me to believe this, this is hilarious as hell and extremely creepy/nasty... wow im sorry this happened to you
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report this "cruising" activity to the police and tell them exactly what time, he's probably a commuter and if they care enough they can bust him.
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Lol that's hilarious. One time in grade 1 I was taking a shit and then grade 8's opened up the stall door and lol'd at me Took me like 15 years to get over that shit.
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On September 26 2009 01:30 ketomai wrote:
rofl that's too funny. Almost as great as someone peeing in the urinal you're peeing in =O.
HAHA has that ever happened to anyone?
I pee in urinals all the time and never thought of that happening
Also what a creepy guy =\ I'd feel awkward as hell taking my dump
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is awesome32274 Posts
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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you shoulda asked him if he wanted some to go too
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Quit being such a tease when you're taking a shit. God!
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