The Zerg Gospel - Page 2

And Bisu said, "Everyone who comes to me, and hears my words, and does them, I will show you who he is like. He is like a progamer building a nexus, who warped in a forge, and laid his nexus at his natural. When the swarm arose, the zerglings broke against that nexus, and could not shake it, because it was defended by cannons. But he who hears, and doesn’t do, is like a man who built a nexus on Tears of the Moon, against which zerglings rushed, and killed, and the ruin of that protoss was great.

On September 06 2009 09:01 motbob wrote:
And Bisu said, "Everyone who comes to me, and hears my words, and does them, I will show you who he is like. He is like a progamer building a nexus, who warped in a forge, and laid his nexus at his natural. When the swarm arose, the zerglings broke against that nexus, and could not shake it, because it was defended by cannons. But he who hears, and doesn’t do, is like a man who built a nexus on Tears of the Moon, against which zerglings rushed, and killed, and the ruin of that protoss was great.

On September 06 2009 09:17 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
And sayeth Bisu, "Thou shall build the nexus after a pylon, but before two cannons. Not four cannons, not one cannon, but two cannons. Two cannons is the number that shall be built, and the number of cannons that shall be built is two. Three is sometimes ok, but five is right out."

On September 07 2009 10:32 fanatacist wrote:
The Terran Bible

You shall make walls to better protect yourself.

You shall then make tanks that fire interplanetary explosives that kill many units with one hit, and damage all those around your target.

You shall position these tanks in the most obnoxious of places, and prevent the enemy from approaching said place by placing invisible homing missile mini-nukes in the ground that leads to said place.

You shall then use the fastest unit in the game to run by all defenses and successfully lay mines behind them to prevent them from saving their priceless peons, which die in 2 hits, whereas yours have 150% of their health.

You shall utilize the invincible combination of marines and medics to destroy an infinite stream of any Zerg unit because your units are effectively immortal.

You shall push forward with tanks at a pace of one centimeter per minute by unsieging one and putting it in front of the previous, repeating this leapfrogging motion until you arrive at their base and kill all their probes from behind a cliff in one volley of shots.

You shall complain when you lose that the other races take no skill to play and are by nature inferior to yours, and ignore the fact that you have multiple nuclear weapons AND a list of superior players in any era of the history of the game of Star.