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Just quit?
It's YOU keeping YOU in this terrible situation. I know full well that you are a high school jock and you could do better than this. Let's face it though there is a reason you keep showing up... You're the leader of this group! You boss everyone around and it makes you feel like something. Well, the truth is you're small. Get some style, lose the bandanna, get a shirt that isn't a polo, and maybe stop dying that god awful hair bleach white. For god sakes if you're gonna try to be a father figure and tell the group to split up and try to figure things out for themselves you could at least LOOK the part!
You do have a few good things going for you though. You never get old with some annoying catchphrase like your cohorts. I'd put it on your resume. The other thing is you do have the looks. That hot chick is into you. Just think about it! How many times does she say something is gross and asks you to go in before her? She may be dumb as rocks but you could surly get something out of it! Once you hit it... Quit it. Quit all of it. Go flip burgers or something, after all you're only like 20 or something. Do that and go get an education.
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wow, this is amazing XD I did not expect that ending
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On September 04 2009 07:03 kidd wrote:
Lol that was pretty good although this is assuming you are with them as one of the characters... You described them all already, which one are you? Fred obviously.
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I got it but it wasn't funny
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Omg, ive seen this same one before but i completely forgot about it. As i was reading about the people i was wondering wtf your job is lol. Then the end killed me, i was laughing at work with people watching me like i were crazy.
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On September 04 2009 07:50 LeperKahn wrote:
Just quit?
It's YOU keeping YOU in this terrible situation. I know full well that you are a high school jock and you could do better than this. Let's face it though there is a reason you keep showing up... You're the leader of this group! You boss everyone around and it makes you feel like something. Well, the truth is you're small. Get some style, lose the bandanna, get a shirt that isn't a polo, and maybe stop dying that god awful hair bleach white. For god sakes if you're gonna try to be a father figure and tell the group to split up and try to figure things out for themselves you could at least LOOK the part!
You do have a few good things going for you though. You never get old with some annoying catchphrase like your cohorts. I'd put it on your resume. The other thing is you do have the looks. That hot chick is into you. Just think about it! How many times does she say something is gross and asks you to go in before her? She may be dumb as rocks but you could surly get something out of it! Once you hit it... Quit it. Quit all of it. Go flip burgers or something, after all you're only like 20 or something. Do that and go get an education.
lololololol
someone got trolled
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On September 04 2009 09:48 SwEEt[TearS] wrote:Show nested quote +On September 04 2009 07:50 LeperKahn wrote:
Just quit?
It's YOU keeping YOU in this terrible situation. I know full well that you are a high school jock and you could do better than this. Let's face it though there is a reason you keep showing up... You're the leader of this group! You boss everyone around and it makes you feel like something. Well, the truth is you're small. Get some style, lose the bandanna, get a shirt that isn't a polo, and maybe stop dying that god awful hair bleach white. For god sakes if you're gonna try to be a father figure and tell the group to split up and try to figure things out for themselves you could at least LOOK the part!
You do have a few good things going for you though. You never get old with some annoying catchphrase like your cohorts. I'd put it on your resume. The other thing is you do have the looks. That hot chick is into you. Just think about it! How many times does she say something is gross and asks you to go in before her? She may be dumb as rocks but you could surly get something out of it! Once you hit it... Quit it. Quit all of it. Go flip burgers or something, after all you're only like 20 or something. Do that and go get an education. lololololol someone got trolled
I think you're the one that missed it.
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LOL I loved it
5/5 would read again
I'm gonna show my friends this.
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On September 04 2009 10:09 MYM.Testie wrote:Show nested quote +On September 04 2009 09:48 SwEEt[TearS] wrote:On September 04 2009 07:50 LeperKahn wrote:
Just quit?
It's YOU keeping YOU in this terrible situation. I know full well that you are a high school jock and you could do better than this. Let's face it though there is a reason you keep showing up... You're the leader of this group! You boss everyone around and it makes you feel like something. Well, the truth is you're small. Get some style, lose the bandanna, get a shirt that isn't a polo, and maybe stop dying that god awful hair bleach white. For god sakes if you're gonna try to be a father figure and tell the group to split up and try to figure things out for themselves you could at least LOOK the part!
You do have a few good things going for you though. You never get old with some annoying catchphrase like your cohorts. I'd put it on your resume. The other thing is you do have the looks. That hot chick is into you. Just think about it! How many times does she say something is gross and asks you to go in before her? She may be dumb as rocks but you could surly get something out of it! Once you hit it... Quit it. Quit all of it. Go flip burgers or something, after all you're only like 20 or something. Do that and go get an education. lololololol someone got trolled I think you're the one that missed it. Or maybe he's just trolling you!
Ok, he's probably just an idiot.
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trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls?
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+ Show Spoiler +
I always thought Velma was sexy and I can't believe the OP doesn't think she's hot. Glasses are such a turn on.
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EPT![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/VelmaLinda.jpg)
