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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-03 20:00:14
September 03 2009 20:00 GMT
#1
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.






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Found this on reddit.com ... Thought someone might appreciate it as much as I did.


*****
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
September 03 2009 20:04 GMT
#2
Lulz
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Thratur
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada917 Posts
September 03 2009 20:04 GMT
#3
I didn't see the end coming.

So funny.
beefhamburger
Profile Joined December 2007
United States3962 Posts
September 03 2009 20:08 GMT
#4
Well played. I lol'ed.
Nosmo
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada210 Posts
September 03 2009 20:08 GMT
#5
Oh, hahaha.
Killer next Bonjwa//Much is also good//Savior what happened//Fuck yeah, Nal_ra!
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
September 03 2009 20:09 GMT
#6
Hahaha I was not expecting that~
this is my quote.
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
September 03 2009 20:10 GMT
#7
Wow, that was clever!
♞
ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
September 03 2009 20:11 GMT
#8
That was hilarious thanks for sharing!
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Guilty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada812 Posts
September 03 2009 20:14 GMT
#9
Lmao. That. Was. So. Epic.
"How hard could it be?" -J. Clarkson
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
September 03 2009 20:16 GMT
#10
I was about to say... Faust with a job?

impossible.
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
September 03 2009 20:16 GMT
#11
lol that was great
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
September 03 2009 20:22 GMT
#12
haha that was good!
Sharp-eYe
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada642 Posts
September 03 2009 20:24 GMT
#13
LOL i thought....
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you can't see the fall ahead of you? - Zeratul III AKA WikidSik ingame (anygame)
SwEEt[TearS]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1575 Posts
September 03 2009 20:26 GMT
#14
so what you're trying to tell us is that you're a blonde douchebag?
#1 arb fan -- Raelcun is Nuclear backwards. Rekrul is Lurker backwards. Grobyc is Cyborg backwards. Eniram is Marine backwards.
Tuke
Profile Joined January 2009
Finland1666 Posts
September 03 2009 20:27 GMT
#15
Pretty nice
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SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
September 03 2009 20:31 GMT
#16
the funny part is i totally thought you were being serious.


nice. :D
myfriendPlank
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States550 Posts
September 03 2009 20:38 GMT
#17
On September 04 2009 05:16 Jonoman92 wrote:
I was about to say... Faust with a job?

impossible.

ha ha ha ha. I thought the same thing. XMFD....
1sd2sd3sd
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
660 Posts
September 03 2009 20:40 GMT
#18
you meddling kids...
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
September 03 2009 20:47 GMT
#19
Oh wtf i read this my friend's note page on facebook and i thought it was real -_-
정명훈 화이팅!~
theron[wdt]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States395 Posts
September 03 2009 20:48 GMT
#20
that made my day
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