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samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
May 10 2009 15:35 GMT
#1
I started to wonder, since there are so many hidden gems of retardation in closed, it is such a shame someone cannot take a look at them. I hope this doesn't piss off the mods or go against the rules of TL. But how about making this thread the closed thread thread where you post some threads that are so terrible that are hilarious. In a way it shows new posters how not to behave and gives us lots of entertainment after all . Lets make this thread as good as the banned thread. I love frequenting the Closed forum once a week since it brings a lot of entertainment. It might be offensive making fun of the trolls ,but if the mods dont like this thread you can close.

So I will start with a gem from today:

Did mans live with Dinosaurios?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92990


This made me smile . Put in closed threads that entertained you and made you smile.

Also(to mods) is it possible to post drama bomb threads *cough*LS*cough* for entertainment value?
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
Xenixx
Profile Joined June 2008
United States499 Posts
May 10 2009 15:46 GMT
#2
On SA they have the comedy goldmine. You are essentially an attempt at the archives.
Danka
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Peru1018 Posts
May 10 2009 15:51 GMT
#3
haha i like this thread idea
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
May 10 2009 15:52 GMT
#4
Lol that thread was gold.
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."-William Faulkner *_*_*_Kolll FAN_*_*_*
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
May 10 2009 16:06 GMT
#5
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92874

Chill's response made me lol.

Is it possible that we can know why threads were closed?

Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
May 10 2009 16:24 GMT
#6
actually they should just add a new section to the Pony Express, the Closed Gem section.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
May 10 2009 16:29 GMT
#7
On May 11 2009 01:24 Etherone wrote:
actually they should just add a new section to the Pony Express, the Closed Gem section.


They really should - I second this ^^

On May 11 2009 01:06 omfghi2u2 wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92874

Chill's response made me lol.

Is it possible that we can know why threads were closed?



If it's not really obvious, the moderator that closed it will usually have an explanation as the last post in the thread.
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StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
May 10 2009 16:36 GMT
#8
Liquiscoop had the best ones. Check 'em out!

http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44930
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45249
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46622
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47192
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47487
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=48924
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=49427
Retired BW Noob
samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
May 10 2009 18:28 GMT
#9
On May 11 2009 01:24 Etherone wrote:
actually they should just add a new section to the Pony Express, the Closed Gem section.


I would gladly pick this up once I am done with the IB exams. Should be pretty good and entertaining.

On May 11 2009 01:36 StarN wrote:
Liquiscoop had the best ones. Check 'em out!

http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44930
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45249
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46622
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47192
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=47487
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=48924
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=49427


It will be hard to top that with the amount of moderation and banned users we have now, but a really retarded thread pops up once a week or so.
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
May 11 2009 21:09 GMT
#10
lol dinosaurs
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-11 21:14:02
May 11 2009 21:12 GMT
#11
I browse all the closed threads and i used to make blogs about the really funny ones.. Every time latest ban match one of the makers of the latest closed threads I always chuckle and know i'm in for a treat (especially if mod had the last word in the thread).

Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-11 21:33:38
May 11 2009 21:19 GMT
#12
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92947

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=92991&currentpage=2

rofl (same guy as in the OP)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-11 21:35:13
May 11 2009 21:32 GMT
#13
On May 11 2009 01:24 Etherone wrote:
actually they should just add a new section to the Pony Express, the Closed Gem section.


Lost/Forbidden/Hidden Gem imo

btw this is the OG hidden gem http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33498
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
May 11 2009 21:39 GMT
#14
On May 11 2009 00:35 samachking wrote:
It might be offensive making fun of the trolls ,but if the mods dont like this thread you can close.

wait wat? r u trolling me??
ggyo...
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
May 11 2009 21:46 GMT
#15
This one made me lol so hard:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=85993

Btw funny that you posted this thread, I was actually thinking of making a thread just like this yesterday.
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
May 11 2009 21:51 GMT
#16
wait can ppl plz just post closed threads? not old ones?

make a new thread if u guys want old ones...
ggyo...
prOxi.Beater
Profile Joined December 2008
Denmark626 Posts
May 11 2009 22:40 GMT
#17
man that video has got to be a joke video, seriously... Nobody could be that dumb and newb >.<
Nobody beats the Beater
Disintegrate
Profile Joined April 2009
United States182 Posts
May 11 2009 22:42 GMT
#18
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=93022

GF, IntoTheWow, GF...
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
May 11 2009 22:46 GMT
#19
There is a mythical place called the thread hall of fame where gems from old and new can be beheld at one's... behest...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/articles.php

Scroll down to the bottom.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Eg!
Profile Joined May 2008
Belgium49 Posts
May 11 2009 22:54 GMT
#20
omg this is hilarious! OPs thread was amazing. Thanks for realizing this creative idea
Made with balls (Draco 1st TSL finals interview)
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