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Holy Hand Grenade Threatens British

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Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
April 03 2009 21:45 GMT
#1
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23664399-details/article.do?ito=newsnow&

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BUILDINGS were evacuated, a street was cordoned off and a bomb disposal team called in after workmen spotted a suspicious object.

But the dangerous-looking weapon turned out to be the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, made famous in the 1975 film Monty Python And The Holy Grail.


Scary. 0.0



And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
April 03 2009 21:53 GMT
#2
One Three, Five! No three!
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
April 03 2009 22:00 GMT
#3
There must have been some killer rabbits around
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
April 03 2009 22:04 GMT
#4
Now that would have been an April Fool's prank to remember
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
April 03 2009 22:25 GMT
#5
thats quite an overreaction
U Gotta Skate.
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
April 03 2009 22:32 GMT
#6
+ Show Spoiler [sorry had to post] +



I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-03 23:12:29
April 03 2009 23:12 GMT
#7
damn i love playing worms

best game ever
UNFUCK YOURSELF
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
April 03 2009 23:23 GMT
#8
On April 04 2009 08:12 404.Nitrogen wrote:
damn i love playing worms

best game ever

Wouldn't it be great if the bomb squad arrives, takes a look at it and then one of the brighter chaps says:
"Hey I recognize that... Isn't that a weapon in Worms?"
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
piskooooo
Profile Joined November 2008
United States351 Posts
April 03 2009 23:33 GMT
#9
lolololol
<3 MKP
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
April 03 2009 23:45 GMT
#10
Suprised that it was not Boston overreacting this time.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 04 2009 00:00 GMT
#11
Former Python Michael Palin, who appeared in the film, said: "Our Holy Hand Grenade was fictional and there were no plans for creating one. We don't want to add to the armaments of the world."

That doesn't sound like something he'd say. I wouldn't be surprised if this entire story were made up :O
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
April 04 2009 04:49 GMT
#12
omgosh <3 monty python!!
ggyo...
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
April 04 2009 07:13 GMT
#13
better safe than sorry
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
April 04 2009 07:27 GMT
#14
On April 04 2009 09:00 Chef wrote:
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Former Python Michael Palin, who appeared in the film, said: "Our Holy Hand Grenade was fictional and there were no plans for creating one. We don't want to add to the armaments of the world."

That doesn't sound like something he'd say. I wouldn't be surprised if this entire story were made up :O


I agree, but the date posted was March 19, 2009. A little early to be an April Fool's joke.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
April 04 2009 23:26 GMT
#15
HALLELUJAH
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
TimeShifter
Profile Joined October 2008
Singapore235 Posts
April 05 2009 06:53 GMT
#16
Emma Eve, a training centre receptionist, said: "It was scary. They wouldn't let us out of the building." Office worker Graham White said: "The situation was nearly as crazy as the film."

haha
strawberries~
TanGeng
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sanya12364 Posts
April 05 2009 14:35 GMT
#17
Ah, yes. Those funny government officials. It makes you wonder how they do anything right.

5 is right out.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 05 2009 14:36 GMT
#18
On April 04 2009 16:27 Mortality wrote:
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On April 04 2009 09:00 Chef wrote:
Former Python Michael Palin, who appeared in the film, said: "Our Holy Hand Grenade was fictional and there were no plans for creating one. We don't want to add to the armaments of the world."

That doesn't sound like something he'd say. I wouldn't be surprised if this entire story were made up :O


I agree, but the date posted was March 19, 2009. A little early to be an April Fool's joke.

Bad journalism doesn't need to wait for April Fools.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
April 05 2009 16:08 GMT
#19
On April 04 2009 08:12 404.Nitrogen wrote:
damn i love playing worms

best game ever

Yea that game was the best to play with your friends. Then people start getting pro with rope tricks and shit, eff dat. I like classic limited rope play.
Peace~
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