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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20059 Posts
October 11 2007 18:45 GMT
#1
Yes thats right. Tomorrow I am going to die. And be reborn a new man. A new, circumcised man. This event is too much for a blog i use primarily for homework purposes to contain. I am 16 and will be put under sometime tomorrow and wake up to a new life. I will post up to date news about my daily struggles and triumphs, seeing as i probably wont be doing much else. I wonder what painkillers i'll get. Vicodin gogo.

So...what would you do if it was your last day with your foreskin? Comments/tips/tricks from anyone who has undergone circumcision post-infancy? Anything really.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11584 Posts
October 11 2007 18:47 GMT
#2
why are you going to get yourself cut? i mean... OUCH...

Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
to miss the mark
Profile Joined November 2005
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
October 11 2007 18:47 GMT
#3
well if your wondering,
yours can't get any smaller.
Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
October 11 2007 18:49 GMT
#4
go fuck a whore I guess and then write about your experience. Compare it to later circumsized experiences and share your wisdom.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
October 11 2007 18:49 GMT
#5
your going under?
by that do you mean your takin in chlorophyll or whatever or you just getting that stuff sliced off
DevAzTaYtA
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Oman2005 Posts
October 11 2007 18:52 GMT
#6
pics or it didn't happen
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
October 11 2007 18:52 GMT
#7
ask for percocet too
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20059 Posts
October 11 2007 18:53 GMT
#8
On October 12 2007 03:52 DevAzTaYtA wrote:
pics or it didn't happen


I will ask for a fully documented video + picture with commentary.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32081 Posts
October 11 2007 18:55 GMT
#9
holy fuck man. lots of pain killers. LOTS.

well i know what id do post-surgery.

"hey ladies, you should feel bad for me, i just got out of the hospital for surgery"
"omgggg for wat?"
"Cosmetic... i can show you if you want'
'oh ok'
unzippp
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
October 11 2007 18:56 GMT
#10
Take a picture of your willy in its current state.

Also, start not jacking off since you won't be able to for a LONG time.
Mango @ U.S.East!
-WGT-Stars-
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States888 Posts
October 11 2007 18:56 GMT
#11
I would spend all that time with my mom...
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
Stygg
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Sweden1100 Posts
October 11 2007 19:01 GMT
#12
DON'T DO IT DECAF!!

c'mon seriously, why would anyone want to take a scalpel anywhere near a man's best friend?

anyway to answer your question, I would get stoned, wasted and coked up if I had one day left to live
wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
October 11 2007 19:03 GMT
#13
On October 12 2007 03:56 Scorpion wrote:
Take a picture of your willy in its current state.

Also, start not jacking off since you won't be able to for a LONG time.


He can start The Decafchicken Marathon !

About what to do.... I don't think you can manage to get whore that fast (props to you if you can !). So just go to sleep...

+ Show Spoiler +
...and dream about fucking a whore !!!


+ Show Spoiler +
btw, dream yourself near a camera, you need to make some pics

SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
October 11 2007 19:07 GMT
#14
Oh yeah, about your question...

I think I would probably experiment things I never plan on doing. I mean about the mixture of feeling you have after killing someone or the thrill after skydiving from 10 000 feet. I would probably start a diary and write it all in there (provide i don't die before ).
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8845 Posts
October 11 2007 19:14 GMT
#15
Why are you doing this?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
October 11 2007 19:17 GMT
#16
On October 12 2007 04:14 Flaccid wrote:
Why are you doing this?


yes, why!?
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20059 Posts
October 11 2007 19:19 GMT
#17
Foreskin too tight. Makes cleaning + the sex that i havent had yet difficult.

And we are definitely doing a decaf marathon, except i wont have a choice in the matter :p
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Ready2[ESC]
Profile Joined October 2002
Hungary1436 Posts
October 11 2007 19:21 GMT
#18
On October 12 2007 04:17 Storchen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 12 2007 04:14 Flaccid wrote:
Why are you doing this?


yes, why!?


thirded. You must have lost your mind
--- Nuked ---
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
October 11 2007 19:22 GMT
#19
DRAW A LITTLE HAPPY FACE ON FORESKIN RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO UNDER!!!
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
October 11 2007 19:25 GMT
#20
On October 12 2007 04:22 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
DRAW A LITTLE HAPPY FACE ON FORESKIN RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO UNDER!!!


Yeah, make 'em laugh and cut a zigzag into your penis!
Think. :)
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