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I have been reading the last threads about the Proleague, and I found a lot of confusion. Some lost sheeps claim that KT Rolster, will win Proleague, other poor and misguided souls affirm that SKT T1 will win the most famous team league in the world. And I ask myself: Apoteosis, why are they so confused, when the answer is so obvious? ST-IM will win, not just the Round 2, but the entire Proleague as well.
Some of you, probably as lost and confused as the people I mentioned above, may be asking to yourselves, how is that possible? Incredible Miracle finished fifth last round, they couldn't make it to the playoffs, and they had a recorded history of performing poorly in team leagues. Well, it all changed when the most glorious team of Starcraft 2 arrived to the KeSPA grounds:
![[image loading]](http://static.ongamers.com/uploads/original/0/1394/3895-startale-starcraft-ii-team.jpg)
Is that Bomber, right?
So, as you can see, the glorious Startale joined up with Incredible Miracle to rock the Proleague and shed a river of tears from Flash fangirls and Maru groupies. Together, they will rush and STIM for the gold, with their combat shields safely held in their left arms.
But, still, if that fact alone can't persuade even the most devoted fanboys over there, let's bring some other facts to the table.
Look at this:
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And this:
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And this:
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You satisfied?
STIM has nine GSLs in their pockets. I mean, come on. You really expect KT Rolster to win the Proleague when they got ZERO GSLs?. Yeah, Flash, someday you will win a GSL; in the meanwhile, enjoy Code B.
Now, lets count premiere tournaments. Mvp alone has more premiere titles (9) than the whole roster of SKT T1 combined (8). While Parting makes his silly ceremonies, Life is taking the gold to the home. Come on, Parting, celebrate less and win more. Anyways, STIM has more premiere titles than Maru's actual age. Yeah, Maru, when you reach maturity, you can expect to defeat STIM. And speaking of which, Maru, please watch the Blizzcon 2011 finals. There, Mvp used a certain unit that got nerfed after that match. Use it, it's good you know?
Now, do you really want me to count all of the RO4 appears of the entire STIM roster? Even Curious reached RO4 in a GSL, heh! Sorry Fantasy, you can still warm the bench while STIM jumps into the spotlight.
So, do I need to keep this going? Or you can surrender to the evidence: STIM is coming for you. STIM is hungry for the gold. STIM will rush to your bases and drop manner mules while dancing on a rainy day, enjoying the fanboy tears.
Behold the future:
![[image loading]](http://puu.sh/2KGV6.jpg)
You are watching the individual who will win the Most Wins award, the Rookie of the Year award, and the one who will carry STIM to glory
You heard it here first: STIM for the win !
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bahahaha good write up man
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Wow, thought it was a gogo terran post at first but this was even better! Squirtle, Life, Mvp, Curious fighting!
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opterown
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hah I'll eat my ttesports hat signed by mkp if stim win round two
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On February 24 2014 09:12 opterown wrote:
hah I'll eat my ttesports hat signed by mkp if stim win round two
Come on, you know what happens when people bet stupid things. I wouldn't take the risk if I were you.
At least STIM will have the award of the cooler team name anyway :D
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Well, I sure hope stim does win players many games. If you know what I'm saying.
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On February 24 2014 09:12 opterown wrote:
hah I'll eat my ttesports hat signed by mkp if stim win round two
Mvp is waiting to serve the dinner
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On February 24 2014 09:12 opterown wrote:
hah I'll eat my ttesports hat signed by mkp if stim win round two
I'll put a picture of my bare chest saying "PRIME 4EVER" on the internet if they won't. Deal?
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opterown
Australia54785 Posts
On February 24 2014 09:28 boxerfred wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 09:12 opterown wrote:
hah I'll eat my ttesports hat signed by mkp if stim win round two I'll put a picture of my bare chest saying "PRIME 4EVER" on the internet if they won't. Deal?
if you shave it in, deal
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On February 24 2014 09:19 Apoteosis wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 09:12 opterown wrote:
hah I'll eat my ttesports hat signed by mkp if stim win round two Mvp is waiting to serve the dinner
Too bad Mvp wont be playing round 2 since he'll be in Europe for WCS
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United States97277 Posts
Thread is mistitled Why STIM won't win round 2 since Life's ZvP is pretty mediocre these days and will likely have to face quite a few protoss players if they want to win the round. Do you want me to rename it for you?
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I totally thought this was a parody thread with just the Stim Icon from marines.
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I'm still waiting for that Mvp comeback. 
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On February 24 2014 09:34 LongShot27 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2014 09:19 Apoteosis wrote:On February 24 2014 09:12 opterown wrote:
hah I'll eat my ttesports hat signed by mkp if stim win round two Mvp is waiting to serve the dinner Too bad Mvp wont be playing round 2 since he'll be in Europe for WCS
His mere presence in the roster is enough to scare the s*** out of MKP.
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If Stim is going to win life isn't the right guy to send out... unless he has a clever neural build up his sleve.
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Almost like they planned it all along lol
Go STIM.
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On February 24 2014 09:59 Shellshock wrote:
Thread is mistitled Why STIM won't win round 2 since Life's ZvP is pretty mediocre these days and will likely have to face quite a few protoss players if they want to win the round. Do you want me to rename it for you?
Instead of renaming a baller thread, you should be developing the Prime hype thread. Here I'll help you develop an outline:
Why Prime will win a match
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They play CJ eventually
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GSTL Champions!
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DAE MKP
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Byun
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Maru
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Just build on that
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EPT![[image loading]](http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/images2/a/a2/NesTea_kissing_the_trophy.jpg)
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