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Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-05-02 12:02:35
May 02 2003 12:01 GMT
#1
#1 This Wednesday I was at "Warner Brothers Movie World" with 4 other people, including a 22 year old girl.

We arrive, and the first ride we're going in, is a rollercoaster. Its made of wood, and we're all like excited and stuff. I sit next to a friend, 22 year old girl, who teaches kids. It starts, and the rollercoaster goes really fast, she grabs my arms & holds em. It goes faster and faster, and im stroking her, and holding her. (as far as possible in a rollercoaster o_O) I wonder wtf she is doing, and she looks up with tears in her eyes, so I understood, she was afraid. THEN IT HAPPENS, she BITES me! Yes she did, she BIT me, in a rollercoaster, in GERMANY. I got bitten by a girl in GERMANY.

#2 I went to the Dutch WCG prelims of SC BW and won a vacuum cleaner.

Twisted made me post this T_T

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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
May 02 2003 12:11 GMT
#2
oMG u CraZY DuTCh

KanKEr TurK hOUd eeT eeNs GroTeRE GeSLaCHtsDelEN
why so 진지해?
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
May 02 2003 12:40 GMT
#3
o_O olllo almost
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badteeth
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands1416 Posts
May 02 2003 12:44 GMT
#4
Ahahaha, i would love to hear you pronounce that.
no quote for you! ehh, damn.
FridayLove
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1478 Posts
May 02 2003 13:47 GMT
#5
Hahaha you got bitten .
I dont care if mondys blue...
Smurf
Profile Joined September 2002
Netherlands124 Posts
May 02 2003 16:18 GMT
#6
Rekrul u dont wanna know what u just said :[
and what is wrong with a vacuum cleaner i wish i won one
Talith
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States1102 Posts
May 02 2003 16:21 GMT
#7
hmm... poor school teacher! lol funny stuff, gj beyonder!
CeltiC.MoOn
Profile Joined January 2003
Germany160 Posts
May 02 2003 17:37 GMT
#8
vacuum cleaners can be used for various purposes, just try it out, you'll be surprised
Sinny
Profile Joined December 2002
United States81 Posts
May 02 2003 18:24 GMT
#9
riiiiitee.....
*Stats are nothing* *Strategy is everything*
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
May 02 2003 19:07 GMT
#10
My co-worker was driving home from work one day, and a cat jumped out infront of his car. He stopped the car and jumped out, to find the car sprawled on the sidewalk, making odd noises. He figured the poor animal was in great pain, and close to death. So in an effort to expedite it's situation, and relieve it's pain, he went to the back of his car, removed the shovel he had there, and panned the cat on the head. He subsequently scooped it up and flung it over the fence, returned to his car, and continued on home.
Later that night, he was watching TV, when he heard a knock on the door. He opened the door, and a policeman stood in the frame. "Excuse me sir," he said, "but did you happen to run over a cat today?" My friend admitted that he had, and wanted to know how the cop had know. "Would you mind showing me the car, sir?" the cop asked. So they walked out to his car, the policeman reached up, and pulled out the mangled corpse of a cat, gnarled up in the wheel well.
As it turns out, he cat on the sidewalk had just been sunbathing. The cat's owner, an elderly woman, had been watching it from the house, when she saw a man pull up next to it, get a shovel, hit it over the head and fling it into her back yard. As horrible as it is, I just can't help but laugh every time I think about it.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
OrangeTerran
Profile Joined October 2002
United States963 Posts
May 02 2003 19:22 GMT
#11
rekrul has sars
Anaheim, California
Shockey
Profile Joined January 2003
United States2615 Posts
May 02 2003 19:51 GMT
#12
brood: thats disturbing dude. poor old lady all shes got left in the world is a cat and all of a sudden some guy whacks it over the head with a shovel?. wtf? even if he did hit it why the hell would you beat it with a shovel and throw it over the fence. what kind of sick human being does that -.-v. does he also laugh when he sees a pile of dead puppies ?. and OT. we know.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
May 02 2003 19:54 GMT
#13
Shockey, I'm sorry, but I can't even grace your intelligence with a profound enough response.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Hitokiri
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Spain306 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-05-02 20:27:10
May 02 2003 20:26 GMT
#14
On May 03 2003 04:54 BroOd wrote:
Shockey, I'm sorry, but I can't even grace your intelligence with a profound enough response.


You are sad sir, I must explain myself:

People are not stupid in any way! You come here and talk things which you think make you look smart here's a fact, You are not smart, im not smart no one is smart, why? The Human brain has no Limit to the information it can hold.

The only stupid people are those whom suffer from a Mental Disease.
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OrangeTerran
Profile Joined October 2002
United States963 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-05-02 20:43:56
May 02 2003 20:43 GMT
#15
and mexicans
Anaheim, California
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
May 02 2003 20:49 GMT
#16
On May 03 2003 05:26 Hitokiri wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2003 04:54 BroOd wrote:
Shockey, I'm sorry, but I can't even grace your intelligence with a profound enough response.


You are sad sir, I must explain myself:

People are not stupid in any way! You come here and talk things which you think make you look smart here's a fact, You are not smart, im not smart no one is smart, why? The Human brain has no Limit to the information it can hold.

The only stupid people are those whom suffer from a Mental Disease.


Believe it or not, you just proved yourself wrong. And how would suffering from a disease make someone stupid? I'm sorry you didn't quite grasp my anecdote, but that's no cause for getting beligerent, especially in broken english.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Zurr0(aeOn)
Profile Joined May 2003
United States37 Posts
May 02 2003 20:50 GMT
#17
faggot OT
OrangeTerran
Profile Joined October 2002
United States963 Posts
May 02 2003 20:55 GMT
#18
On May 03 2003 05:49 BroOd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2003 05:26 Hitokiri wrote:
On May 03 2003 04:54 BroOd wrote:
Shockey, I'm sorry, but I can't even grace your intelligence with a profound enough response.


You are sad sir, I must explain myself:

People are not stupid in any way! You come here and talk things which you think make you look smart here's a fact, You are not smart, im not smart no one is smart, why? The Human brain has no Limit to the information it can hold.

The only stupid people are those whom suffer from a Mental Disease.


Believe it or not, you just proved yourself wrong. And how would suffering from a disease make someone stupid? I'm sorry you didn't quite grasp my anecdote, but that's no cause for getting beligerent, especially in broken english.


www.dictionary.com
Anaheim, California
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
May 02 2003 20:59 GMT
#19
www.whitehouse.com
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
blinkhme
Profile Joined April 2003
Australia67 Posts
May 02 2003 21:25 GMT
#20
whats with the cheap jokes of ppl who cant speak proper english -_-
do u not think that english is not their first language?
typical americans >.<



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