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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
#1 This Wednesday I was at "Warner Brothers Movie World" with 4 other people, including a 22 year old girl.
We arrive, and the first ride we're going in, is a rollercoaster. Its made of wood, and we're all like excited and stuff. I sit next to a friend, 22 year old girl, who teaches kids. It starts, and the rollercoaster goes really fast, she grabs my arms & holds em. It goes faster and faster, and im stroking her, and holding her. (as far as possible in a rollercoaster o_O) I wonder wtf she is doing, and she looks up with tears in her eyes, so I understood, she was afraid. THEN IT HAPPENS, she BITES me! Yes she did, she BIT me, in a rollercoaster, in GERMANY. I got bitten by a girl in GERMANY.
#2 I went to the Dutch WCG prelims of SC BW and won a vacuum cleaner.
Twisted made me post this T_T
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
oMG u CraZY DuTCh
KanKEr TurK hOUd eeT eeNs GroTeRE GeSLaCHtsDelEN
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
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Ahahaha, i would love to hear you pronounce that.
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Hahaha you got bitten  .
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Rekrul u dont wanna know what u just said :[
and what is wrong with a vacuum cleaner  i wish i won one 
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hmm... poor school teacher! lol funny stuff, gj beyonder!
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vacuum cleaners can be used for various purposes, just try it out, you'll be surprised
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Austin10833 Posts
My co-worker was driving home from work one day, and a cat jumped out infront of his car. He stopped the car and jumped out, to find the car sprawled on the sidewalk, making odd noises. He figured the poor animal was in great pain, and close to death. So in an effort to expedite it's situation, and relieve it's pain, he went to the back of his car, removed the shovel he had there, and panned the cat on the head. He subsequently scooped it up and flung it over the fence, returned to his car, and continued on home.
Later that night, he was watching TV, when he heard a knock on the door. He opened the door, and a policeman stood in the frame. "Excuse me sir," he said, "but did you happen to run over a cat today?" My friend admitted that he had, and wanted to know how the cop had know. "Would you mind showing me the car, sir?" the cop asked. So they walked out to his car, the policeman reached up, and pulled out the mangled corpse of a cat, gnarled up in the wheel well.
As it turns out, he cat on the sidewalk had just been sunbathing. The cat's owner, an elderly woman, had been watching it from the house, when she saw a man pull up next to it, get a shovel, hit it over the head and fling it into her back yard. As horrible as it is, I just can't help but laugh every time I think about it.
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brood: thats disturbing dude. poor old lady all shes got left in the world is a cat and all of a sudden some guy whacks it over the head with a shovel?. wtf? even if he did hit it why the hell would you beat it with a shovel and throw it over the fence. what kind of sick human being does that -.-v. does he also laugh when he sees a pile of dead puppies ?. and OT. we know.
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Austin10833 Posts
Shockey, I'm sorry, but I can't even grace your intelligence with a profound enough response.
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On May 03 2003 04:54 BroOd wrote:
Shockey, I'm sorry, but I can't even grace your intelligence with a profound enough response.
You are sad sir, I must explain myself:
People are not stupid in any way! You come here and talk things which you think make you look smart here's a fact, You are not smart, im not smart no one is smart, why? The Human brain has no Limit to the information it can hold.
The only stupid people are those whom suffer from a Mental Disease.
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Austin10833 Posts
On May 03 2003 05:26 Hitokiri wrote: Show nested quote +On May 03 2003 04:54 BroOd wrote:
Shockey, I'm sorry, but I can't even grace your intelligence with a profound enough response. You are sad sir, I must explain myself: People are not stupid in any way! You come here and talk things which you think make you look smart here's a fact, You are not smart, im not smart no one is smart, why? The Human brain has no Limit to the information it can hold. The only stupid people are those whom suffer from a Mental Disease.
Believe it or not, you just proved yourself wrong. And how would suffering from a disease make someone stupid? I'm sorry you didn't quite grasp my anecdote, but that's no cause for getting beligerent, especially in broken english.
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On May 03 2003 05:49 BroOd wrote: Show nested quote +On May 03 2003 05:26 Hitokiri wrote: On May 03 2003 04:54 BroOd wrote:
Shockey, I'm sorry, but I can't even grace your intelligence with a profound enough response. You are sad sir, I must explain myself: People are not stupid in any way! You come here and talk things which you think make you look smart here's a fact, You are not smart, im not smart no one is smart, why? The Human brain has no Limit to the information it can hold. The only stupid people are those whom suffer from a Mental Disease. Believe it or not, you just proved yourself wrong. And how would suffering from a disease make someone stupid? I'm sorry you didn't quite grasp my anecdote, but that's no cause for getting beligerent, especially in broken english.
www.dictionary.com
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Austin10833 Posts
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whats with the cheap jokes of ppl who cant speak proper english -_-
do u not think that english is not their first language?
typical americans >.<
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Walked in on my fiance fucking my brother, that was hilarious lemme tell ya. Every time I visit her grave, we still have a good chuckle over it.
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On May 03 2003 06:27 rK wrote:
Walked in on my fiance fucking my brother, that was hilarious lemme tell ya. Every time I visit her grave, we still have a good chuckle over it.
hahaha that was good
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Twisted: ROFL you should post that shit on tl.net
B3y: Nah.. I won't that's stupid
wtf?
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
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EPT
