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Well it's the first day of the fourth month's day and after some pranking with buddies, I started thinking back on my high school days and man... we did some pretty messed up shit.
I got egg'd once. I still don't know who did it.
Anyway, I started to remember some weird stuff that was spread around back in high school, and how easily everyone believed it.
For the longest time, I thought one of the "cool" guys was on steroids. But lol... no..
And the WORST rumour I heard about SOME ONE ELSE?
Some guy I knew back in elementary school was telling people that someone fingered his dog.
![[image loading]](http://www.come4news.com/images/stories/Divers/golden-retriever.jpg)
NOTE: (Not the actual dog)
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Wow.. what's worse is the guy who spread the rumour was avoiding my buddy for the rest of the school year so my buddy never got to confront him.
How did the I find out from my friend? One of the sluttiest girls in school came up to him and he thought she was just gonna have a normal conversation until her mouth opened and she said, "Did you really finger Dave's dog?"
Edit: C'mon guys... it's general chat =(... I thought we could share this kinda thing. I'm starting to feel I put this thread in the wrong section then..
Sorry mods..
Second Edit: It's getting ridiculous. A lot of you guys aren't reading the opening topic clearly. The rumour wasn't about me. Silly people.
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dont lie, you did it didnt you? you bastard...
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pics or it didn't happen!
Edit: nice
Edit2: should've used this one imo
![[image loading]](http://treebeard31.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/dog.jpg)
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On April 02 2011 04:28 Destro wrote:
dont lie, you did it didnt you? you bastard...
DUDE, I swear, I didn't
After elementary school, I never even talked to the guy who spread the rumour.
We went to different middle schools and I guess he was trying to be some popular funny guy so he was just saying random crap.
I remember him leaving any room I entered back in High School too. He's one of those pricks.
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I didn't know people knew about this shit in Elementary school.
I knew about sex, but foreplay was still unknown to me.
How odd... fingering a dog.
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People in my school thought I was gay for a few days because I'm good friends with an out-of-the closest gay guy.
That was pretty easy to clear up, and not bestiality related, so I think mine's pretty good.
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There was a rumor that I was sleeping with my married labmate/collaborator/coworker. Not really sure why, seeing as neither of us was remotely attracted to the other. My department thinks I'm kind of a slut, apparently. Awkward, as that couldn't be less true.
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On April 02 2011 04:28 Malarkey817 wrote:pics or it didn't happen! Edit: nice Edit2: should've used this one imo
That is a big dog.....I think if you tried anything, it would take you out.
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I love how you're like how did anyone believe that and then state the rumor about the girl as fact. Anyways, that's a pretty messed up rumor man.
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On April 02 2011 04:28 Malarkey817 wrote:pics or it didn't happen! Edit: nice Edit2: should've used this one imo
imo he should have used this one if the rumor was he fingered the lion from Narnia.. this thing is effing huge.
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On April 02 2011 04:41 mnofstl007 wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 04:28 Malarkey817 wrote:pics or it didn't happen! Edit: nice Edit2: should've used this one imo imo he should have used this one if the rumor was he fingered the lion from Narnia.. this thing is effing huge.
Hell, I've seen adult lions smaller than this...
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My freshman year in high school someone told the school administrator that I had a gun in my locker. I had to sit in the office with a cop for half an hour while they searched.
Joke was on the kid who said that, though; I had police orders to skip class.
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On April 02 2011 04:30 LeatherGracket wrote:
That's disgusting bro..
Yep, why did you do it OP?
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On April 02 2011 04:28 Destro wrote:
dont lie, you did it didnt you? you bastard...
hahaha made me lold so hard because the dog picture looks like it has been violated or something
you just have to stare at its sad face
so i was telling these guys that there are 2 characthers you can get in tekken 3 when you finish the game Gon from the ball thingie and Doctor B from survival
kids started a rumour saying i had Gon and Doctor B on Tekken 3
the funny thing is i worked my ass off just to prove the rumour to be correct so i invited friends over they were like OMFG awesome!!!
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I think he just made this post to cover his tracks.... That poor dog...
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On April 02 2011 04:48 Destro wrote:
I think he just made this post to cover his tracks.... That poor dog...
I bet he didn't even call back!
Actually I cant think of any bad rumour about me that wasn't true xD
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Things to do today:
Take out the garbage.
Read 15 pages of novel.
Spend only 1 hour on the internet.
Spread rumour about a guy fingering someone's dog.
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On April 02 2011 04:28 Malarkey817 wrote:pics or it didn't happen! Edit: nice Edit2: should've used this one imo
that thing looks like a pokemon.
and i was fortunate enough of having all the rumors about myself to never reach my ears. either there were none, or people were good at not revealing them. either way im grateful, 'cause the people who i considered my friends and not just acquaintances are still my friends.
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My city has 2 high schools of about 1500 students each, but I went to a catholic school from 1st-8th grade before going to public high school like most of my 25 student class that I was with for 8 years. This one guy in my catholic school class (Trevor) slept with my best friend (obviously was a girl, name irrelevant) so all the guys in the class were like "wtf I wanna lose my virginity too". He ends up fucking my best friend over and ditching her, and me being the best friend I heard all about it...wah wah wah. Time passes.
So I get to high school and meet this girl Beth he was trying to get with. I get to sleep with her during my freshman year (fuck yes losing my virginity at 14?) and made him completely jealous, even though he went to the opposite high school as me and Beth. So he decided to start a rumor that I was on viagra (14 year old freshman on viagra - looking back, hahaha), but basically it just proved he was bitter that I got with her before him.
Good times. Living the good life is the ultimate revenge.
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