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ibutoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Australia341 Posts
April 02 2011 02:32 GMT
#101
I found out that there was a rumor about me in high school that I was a DJ and that was the reason I slept through every class.

Turns out I just had a sc:bw addiction.
Nada got Yooned
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
April 02 2011 02:43 GMT
#102
I'm just a quiet, off-the-radar-of-EVERYONE nerd here, nothing really at all for me. But, I've heard rumors that the part-time job market for inexperienced high school dudes is opening up.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
Almin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States583 Posts
April 02 2011 02:49 GMT
#103
On April 02 2011 11:32 ibutoss wrote:
I found out that there was a rumor about me in high school that I was a DJ and that was the reason I slept through every class.

Turns out I just had a sc:bw addiction.

This one polish guy at school kept calling me DJ Almin, and everyone thought I was a DJ.........

It was awesome lol.
GertHeart
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States631 Posts
April 02 2011 02:50 GMT
#104
On April 02 2011 10:43 AlexDeLarge wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2011 06:26 GertHeart wrote:
On April 02 2011 06:01 -Frog- wrote:
On April 02 2011 05:58 Magic_Mike wrote:
My ex-wife cheated on me and though we tried to work through it, it didn't work out. She had a relationship with this guy for like 2+years and wouldn't stop seeing him. Anyway, being the spiteful person she was, when I was trying to be respectful about the divorce, she told all of our friends and family that she left because I beat her. What? Family members came over to beat my ass. I was totally confused as to why everyone was so pissed at me until my boss told me that I needed anger management in a sit down meeting. (he is also a good friend of mine). Almost everyone in the community thought I was a woman beating bastard. Finally cleared up when she confessed to her best friend what really happened. She apologized to me for it but by that point I was over it and didn't care anyway.


Great christ that's horrific. Some people just don't give a fuck about anything other than themselves and it boggles my mind.



Had that happen to me too in Court, she lied and said I beat her, which caused another court issue where it was the State vs Me, I won that hands down as I presented evidence that it was actually the other way around. I had to win 3 different cases against this and 3 restraining orders i should've never had in the first place.

Difference between me and my ex-wife simply put, she had 13 UGLY break ups with her guys. Me when I broke up with girls or they broke up with me, I got along with them all, except my ex-wife surprisingly.

But she lied a fourth time in Court and I complained to the judge and he told me "Sir it's time you moved beyond those things." but when she lied and said I beat her he said "Mam, please continue".

Sadly I was beat by my ex-wife, we even had 3 councilors all suggested she had angry issues and control issues, she refused to allow any of the 3 to speak in the divorce sadly. (requires both to be able to speak.)


Are you by any chance Alan Harper?


Is that some famous guy? I've never heard of him o.o; So I don't get the joke.
He who conquers the past rules the future, He who conquers the future rules the past. - C&C Red Alert
Lennon
Profile Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2275 Posts
April 02 2011 02:58 GMT
#105
There was a rumour that I was an alcoholic. My attendance at school was terrible so a group of people thought I was at home getting hammered. Ironically, I drank less than they did.
Kinetik_Inferno
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1431 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-02 03:11:51
April 02 2011 03:09 GMT
#106
most people have been posting some pretty low key ones. I pretty much have the rumor to end all rumors. Especially since this was in FIFTH GRADE
+ Show Spoiler +

Basically a group of "Jocks" -if you could call them that in elementary school- hated my guts. I was the average nerd who just knows random facts and never gets below a B+ on tests ranging from math to social studies (history (I don't know why it's called that (instead of history) either)). I was "The nerd" who you wanted to cheat off of. The only person who was ahead of me academically was this cute, short asian girl who studied for eight hours every day (wtf!?). I was also an aspiring inventor. I excelled at complex machines that comprised of different mechanisms from simple machines. So I was the "Rube Goldberg."

Ok, so now you know the backstory. So I didn't hate these jocks. I actually admired their athletic skill. But for some stupid reason, they hated my guts. They acted friendly when trying to squeeze test answers out of me, of course, but they were jerks all other times.

So they invented a story to try and get me in deep shit. The purpose of becoming gossip was secondary. They created this story in hopes that an adult would believe it and get me sent to some nut-house.

The Rumor:


According to the rumor, I had invented a Mechanical Penis that gave women sexual pleasure and simultaneously impregnated them with semen in a small sample container that attached to the base. (FIFTH GRADE). I was marketing this on E-Bay and had ascertained large profit. This isn't true. They thought that an adult would believe it.

I heard about this about 2 days after it started circulating (a friend tipped me off) I came home and told my dad. He was PISSED. He asked me whether I wanted to tell the principal myself or not. I didn't, so he sent her an email. The next day, the kids and I were brought into the principals office. I was just kinda there while the principal chewed them out. she occasionally asked me a few questions and I answered them honestly. The jocks were expelled and a warning about their behavior was issued to the middle schools in our school district. Their parents weren't happy when the principal came to their houses.

I don't think anyone who heard the rumor actually believed it, but it just goes to show what twisted minds kids have.


The price is 399$ I know you want one ladies...
Almin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States583 Posts
April 02 2011 03:11 GMT
#107
On April 02 2011 12:09 exploding.godhand wrote:
most people have been posting some pretty low key ones. I pretty much have the rumor to end all rumors. Especially since this was in FIFTH GRADE
+ Show Spoiler +

Basically a group of "Jocks" -if you could call them that in elementary school- hated my guts. I was the average nerd who just knows random facts and never gets below a B+ on tests ranging from math to social studies (history (I don't know why it's called that (instead of history) either)). I was "The nerd" who you wanted to cheat off of. The only person who was ahead of me academically was this cute, short asian girl who studied for eight hours every day (wtf!?). I was also an aspiring inventor. I excelled at complex machines that comprised of different mechanisms from simple machines. So I was the "Rube Goldberg."

Ok, so now you know the backstory. So I didn't hate these jocks. I actually admired their athletic skill. But for some stupid reason, they hated my guts. They acted friendly when trying to squeeze test answers out of me, of course, but they were jerks all other times.

So they invented a story to try and get me in deep shit. The purpose of becoming gossip was secondary. They created this story in hopes that an adult would believe it and get me sent to some nut-house.

The Rumor:


According to the rumor, I had invented a Mechanical Penis that gave women sexual pleasure and simultaneously impregnated them with semen in a small sample container that attached to the base. (FIFTH GRADE). I was marketing this on E-Bay and had ascertained large profit. This isn't true. They thought that an adult would believe it.

I heard about this about 2 days after it started circulating (a friend tipped me off) I came home and told my dad. He was PISSED. He asked me whether I wanted to tell the principal myself or not. the next day, the kids and I were brought into the principals office. I was just kinda there while the principal chewed them out. she occasionally asked me a few questions and I answered them honestly. The jocks were expelled and a warning about their behavior was issued to the middle schools in our school district. Their parents weren't happy when the principal came to their houses.

I don't think anyone who heard the rumor actually believed it, but it just goes to show what twisted minds kids have.


The price is 399$ I know you want one ladies...


Principal went to their houses? Small town I guess.
Hikko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1126 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-02 03:27:11
April 02 2011 03:20 GMT
#108
I can't really remember any good ones about myself, but there was a rumor that persisted for as long as I lived in the town I went to high school in.

There were these two twins, and they were both way behind in school (one was a Freshman in High School when he was 17, the other one came into High School when he was 16) and they were from a really small town way out in the country. They weren't very bright, and _everyone_ had heard that they once gangbanged their dog.

They seemed like they were probably nice, well-meaning kids, but I couldn't ever even speak to them. I did run cross country with one of them for a season, but I never talked to him unless it was absolutely essential, and I always made a point to stay away from him at all times.


On April 02 2011 12:11 Almin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2011 12:09 exploding.godhand wrote:
most people have been posting some pretty low key ones. I pretty much have the rumor to end all rumors. Especially since this was in FIFTH GRADE
+ Show Spoiler +

Basically a group of "Jocks" -if you could call them that in elementary school- hated my guts. I was the average nerd who just knows random facts and never gets below a B+ on tests ranging from math to social studies (history (I don't know why it's called that (instead of history) either)). I was "The nerd" who you wanted to cheat off of. The only person who was ahead of me academically was this cute, short asian girl who studied for eight hours every day (wtf!?). I was also an aspiring inventor. I excelled at complex machines that comprised of different mechanisms from simple machines. So I was the "Rube Goldberg."

Ok, so now you know the backstory. So I didn't hate these jocks. I actually admired their athletic skill. But for some stupid reason, they hated my guts. They acted friendly when trying to squeeze test answers out of me, of course, but they were jerks all other times.

So they invented a story to try and get me in deep shit. The purpose of becoming gossip was secondary. They created this story in hopes that an adult would believe it and get me sent to some nut-house.

The Rumor:


According to the rumor, I had invented a Mechanical Penis that gave women sexual pleasure and simultaneously impregnated them with semen in a small sample container that attached to the base. (FIFTH GRADE). I was marketing this on E-Bay and had ascertained large profit. This isn't true. They thought that an adult would believe it.

I heard about this about 2 days after it started circulating (a friend tipped me off) I came home and told my dad. He was PISSED. He asked me whether I wanted to tell the principal myself or not. the next day, the kids and I were brought into the principals office. I was just kinda there while the principal chewed them out. she occasionally asked me a few questions and I answered them honestly. The jocks were expelled and a warning about their behavior was issued to the middle schools in our school district. Their parents weren't happy when the principal came to their houses.

I don't think anyone who heard the rumor actually believed it, but it just goes to show what twisted minds kids have.


The price is 399$ I know you want one ladies...


Principal went to their houses? Small town I guess.



In Elementary School it isn't that strange, even in Orlando with a million people in the area, the principal of my elementary and middle schools visited the homes of students who were involved in something serious and expelled in order to work things out with the parents, at least from what I heard. Granted, the cases I knew about was a kid in my class who stabbed someone at school (third grade with a pocket knife) and a sort-of-friend of mine in 8th grade who was selling Pot on campus.
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JuneCloud
Profile Joined August 2010
United States41 Posts
April 02 2011 03:27 GMT
#109
The worst rumor spread about me...
Some SC caster with a few subscribers said i rage quit a game when he killed two of my workers that were building a barracks,

In actuality a bunch of people logged on to my internet at once because I play off the internet at my college which happens alot so i logged off.

<3 Husky
P.S: No hard feelings, I love Huskies casting.
nexitustl1
Profile Joined December 2010
156 Posts
April 02 2011 03:29 GMT
#110
The only rumors i know personally about myself we're at least to me minor ones that didn't really ever effect my personal life or seem a big deal to other people. One was the obvious one that everyone not some lady killer is gay.Witch pretty much was brought on by my brother, he would tell my friends that i was gay to just troll me plus he thinks hes some gods gift to women so that must mean i have something wrong with me.

The only other one I herd of was people suggesting from hearsay and even asking me if i took supplements and steroids. I played football in middle school and some in high school so you would of course weight lift in gym class and practice football after school. In high school tho i decided to quit but i still continued to take gym every semester to get in the weight room, i just enjoyed working out. In my sophomore and junior year i would even go to the football summer work outs to be able to lift and not have that long break, i was basically one of the strongest guys in the school and i think a lot of people thought that was weird.

Other then those two about me in our school there was always a sad rumor going around about this guy in my same grade. He was a small odd guy who always just seemed to be a little off, not in a bad way like he was violent but like he had horrible social skills or anxiety issues. He would always have like one or two close friends at the most that knew him really well. Like a lot of the people i went to school with he was one the people you grew up with all the way from elementary school to high school. In high school the friends that we're close to him would kind of have to explain to other people why hes so odd and shy, eventually it got out that when he was little his father committed a murder suicide killing his mother in front of him and then himself. Everyone in out school was super cool and got along for the most part so no one every really treated him bad and also always tried to make him feel apart of the group especially after that rumor was going around.

The sad part about it tho was after high school everyone is off doing there own thing and you hear about so and so moving , going to a collage or getting arrested or something. A few years after graduation i was told that this guy actually got in TWO accidents involving trains. Months after his last accident that i heard about i was told after he recovered from his injuries he later killed himself in his apartment , i couldn't believe it so i went online to the local newspapers website and found the article about his suicide.
LostBLuE
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada188 Posts
April 02 2011 03:54 GMT
#111
HAHA fingering a dog wow thats rough
TLO " Well Sjow, it's almost the same prize for 2nd place " Sjow " I know, but it's more about the honor... -_- " TLO " All I care about is the honor "
PeT[uK]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States412 Posts
April 02 2011 04:25 GMT
#112
what? i finger my dog all the time...
How Happy Are the Blameless Vestals Lot.
Ydriel
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Italy516 Posts
April 02 2011 04:53 GMT
#113
On April 02 2011 10:37 TALegion wrote:
Some people (very few) thought I was emo for a few months. Luckily, anyone who knows me knows that I am NOT emo, goth, or any of that other shit.
The funny part is that the reasoning behind the rumor was my taste in music (Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, The Scorpions, Motley Crue, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, and Classic Rock).
Classic case of Different = Emo.


Funny, I had that happen to me as well. I actually didn't find out bout it till a friend of mine finally asked me if I was emo. When I asked him why, he answered cuz of the music I heard and what I used to dress (lots of black and dark blue...among other colors).
Only rumour about me that I can think of at the moment, to be honest.
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pinkranger15
Profile Joined June 2010
Philippines1597 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-02 05:02:50
April 02 2011 05:01 GMT
#114
rumors spreading right now that i'm gay. lol that i made out with my close friend. but meeeh, let them be. don't care tbh

edit: close friend = guy
yoyo!
Meldrath
Profile Joined June 2010
United States620 Posts
April 02 2011 05:02 GMT
#115
that I was sleeping with some girl i wouldnt touch with a 6 foot stick.
slap me I must be dreaming another "imba" arugment! fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
Hikko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1126 Posts
April 02 2011 05:32 GMT
#116
On April 02 2011 14:01 pinkranger15 wrote:
rumors spreading right now that i'm gay. lol that i made out with my close friend. but meeeh, let them be. don't care tbh

edit: close friend = guy


did you actually snog that friend, or is that just the rumor?
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Ordained
Profile Joined June 2010
United States779 Posts
April 02 2011 05:35 GMT
#117
On April 02 2011 04:45 clusen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 02 2011 04:30 LeatherGracket wrote:
That's disgusting bro..

Yep, why did you do it OP?


The sick puppy.
"You are not trying to win, you are trying to be awesome" -Day[9]
vahgar.r24
Profile Joined October 2010
India465 Posts
April 02 2011 05:45 GMT
#118
Rumours actually have a nasty habit of coming true T_T not gonna post
Somethings are just worth fighting for
Trang
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia324 Posts
April 02 2011 07:27 GMT
#119
A rumour that I got kicked out of my previous school for being a pedophile. Didn't really make all that much sense seeing as I was 12 at the time.
NeXiLe
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada262 Posts
April 02 2011 07:39 GMT
#120
I can't really think of any at the moment that were about me but I remember a certain one about this weird kid at school. Apparently on a camping trip, he was caught out in the bushes by his sister having sex with a raw chicken oO
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