EPTApparently some guy said that I had actually died irl.
I have been known as a ghost ever since.
Worst rumour you've ever heard about yourself! - Page 5
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Phrost
United States4008 Posts
Apparently some guy said that I had actually died irl. I have been known as a ghost ever since. | ||
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Varpulis
United States2517 Posts
On April 02 2011 09:35 NuKedUFirst wrote: Do tell later? :D Well, there have been a few.. -Apparently I slept with some really fat chick at a party ( not true ) -That I'm gay ( definitly not true.. stupid kids, jealousy..) -Apparently I screw my cat? Who comes up with these things.. Notice that he didn't say the third one was not true. You heard it here first people, NuKedUFirst screws cats. As for me, i'm a quiet nerd who nobody cares about enough to make fun of. That and without me, half my class would be failing physics. People stay on my good side so that they can ask me what we've been learning about an hour before the test.  | ||
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GertHeart
United States631 Posts
I heard a rumor MLG is going to work without any problems. | ||
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rolfe
United Kingdom1266 Posts
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NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
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Tschis
Brazil1511 Posts
On April 02 2011 10:04 VarpuliS wrote: Notice that he didn't say the third one was not true. You heard it here first people, NuKedUFirst screws cats. hahaha XDDDD //tx | ||
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vol_
Australia1608 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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Laerties
United States361 Posts
Yea dude, that's totally gay. When you find yourself making out with another man and feeling no awkward tension.....thats probably a hint. Its totally cool, u can be honest with us and yourself. | ||
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TALegion
United States1187 Posts
The funny part is that the reasoning behind the rumor was my taste in music (Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, The Scorpions, Motley Crue, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, and Classic Rock). Classic case of Different = Emo. | ||
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Circos
United Kingdom115 Posts
Only thing is, it wasn't a rumour at all, fucking prick deserved it. I think people can empathise with me on this. I mean, first it's that, then what? He's over your house everyday playing your N64, taking a shit when he pleases without asking permission, stroking your cat and eating your Mom's brownies that she made specifically for you. You're probably wondering what happend to that very Charizard? Well, I won over 17 battles on the playground the next day, using that card as my ace. I would later continue to dominate the battle pool until the fad died out and Crazy Bones took over... So, was it worth it? Of course it was, to defend the honour of my family, justice demanded his head, and that's exactly what I delivered. Thank you for your time. | ||
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TheAmazombie
United States3714 Posts
Anyway, I sat at home all day when she was supposed to come by to get her stuff. She never came and did not answer her phone. I did not hear anything from her at all for a long time. Let's just call her Becky. A few weeks later a good friend of mine called and was like "Have you talked to Becky?" I was like "No, she never came by and I have not been able to get a hold of her." Then my friend tells me this: "Well, I talked to her earlier today and she said she was afraid to come over because you were so angry with her and you threatened to beat her up." WHAT?! I laughed at first and my friend was like "I know that is not true at all because she is a liar (One of the main reason I stopped seeing her) and you would never harm a fly." I almost started crying after I was done laughing because it was so far from anything that I said or anything that I have ever done. I may not have known her but she knew me and it just proved how much lack of respect she had for me. It was a joke. Sidenote: We never did trade stuff back, but that is fine. She got some cds and whatnot, I got a guitar. =) | ||
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AlexDeLarge
Romania218 Posts
On April 02 2011 06:26 GertHeart wrote: Had that happen to me too in Court, she lied and said I beat her, which caused another court issue where it was the State vs Me, I won that hands down as I presented evidence that it was actually the other way around. I had to win 3 different cases against this and 3 restraining orders i should've never had in the first place. Difference between me and my ex-wife simply put, she had 13 UGLY break ups with her guys. Me when I broke up with girls or they broke up with me, I got along with them all, except my ex-wife surprisingly. But she lied a fourth time in Court and I complained to the judge and he told me "Sir it's time you moved beyond those things." but when she lied and said I beat her he said "Mam, please continue". Sadly I was beat by my ex-wife, we even had 3 councilors all suggested she had angry issues and control issues, she refused to allow any of the 3 to speak in the divorce sadly. (requires both to be able to speak.) Are you by any chance Alan Harper? | ||
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Wr3k
Canada2533 Posts
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Irrelevant
United States2364 Posts
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Semtext
Germany287 Posts
funny shit is: i didnt even posess porn magazines, those were just clothing catalogues. and yeah, i kinda looked at the lingerie sections for arousal, but i didnt even know about jerking off at that time! so extra lolz. | ||
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Gingerninja
United Kingdom1339 Posts
The guy told everyone that the reason he got thrown out.. ( apart from the fact we didn't know the guy or want him around our stuff) was that he caught us kissing. I had PE that day.. shockingly enough I had a bench to myself that day to get changed on. It died down after 2 days of having the piss taken out of me, but that's about the only thing I can think of. | ||
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Marksman
Malaysia523 Posts
getting called a hacker in call of duty 4 and Starcraft. Playing BW style for COD4 certainly does not compute sense for some people. Even my regular cod4 friends joked about it of me having cybernetic enhancements or hack programs in my head -.-. It still exists today but a lot of people know of my skill and usually back me up xD | ||
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Suncrusher
Canada55 Posts
Now to something more funny, there was this kinda big guy that was always high and hated by everybody.Let's call him Henry.Everybody was always teasing/insulting him, but one day me and my friend heard him tell a nerd to fuck off and that is dad putted peanut butter in his ass and licked it afterwards.We both had a good laugh, and while I thought that it would end there, my friend started to tell random people that Henry's dad did what Henry told the nerd.While not a lot of people believed it, many people called his dad ass licker or some names I can't remember. | ||
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RBKeys
Canada196 Posts
Anyways, she was gone for about two weeks -- in Dubai I think -- and this rumour started going on around the school about her stating that she was in jail for prostitution. Apparently, she was at a party and she was going through her "prices" with this guy when the cops came, shut the party down, and threw her in Jail . . . where she currently was. The funny part was that people thought the rumour came from my friends and I. And, knowing she talked to us only added to the rumour's legitimacy. We, of course, did not start the rumour, but we went with it. I can only imagine how surprised she was when she returned from Dubai only to find out that she was in jail -- she never talked to us again. | ||
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