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marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
November 05 2012 01:09 GMT
#981
Night 1


[image loading]
yeah, baby


9 men sat around a strangely phallic shaped table. The mistrust they held for each other clouded their one true aim - free porn for everybody. Although they talked, they could not form a plan on how to move forwards. Some wished for guerilla tactics, some wished to fight the battle through the courts. Eventually, the men realised that they would not get anything done for the day and went home...



...Later that evening, debears and Mr. Cheesecake sat in debears' room. They'd gotten over their little spat, and debears had decided to give Mr. Cheesecake another chance at watching porn with him.

This time, the Japanese porn of choice included women, talcum powder, a chicken, and 8 elastic bands. Seriously hot stuff.

"uh, uh, uh, yeahhhh" fapped debears.

"aww yeah, that's hawt" jerked Mr. Cheesecake.

"I'm so glad we could do this again" panted debears.

But then, out of the corner of his eye, Mr. Cheesecake once again spotted a rogue slice of cheesecake. He began approaching climax.

"that girl's so hot, isn't she?" asked debears.

No response. Once again debears saw Mr. Cheesecake lusting after the cheesecake.

"Ah ha! You fell into my trap!" exclaimed debears. "I wanted to see if you were a true porn fan or if you only cared about cheesecakes. I guess I have my answer."

"What? No, that's..."

But in the blink of an eye, debears put an oversized condom over Mr. Cheesecake's head and suffocated him to death.

Mr. Cheesecake, Regular Fapper, was lynched!

+ Show Spoiler [Final Vote Count] +

Mr. Cheesecake (6) - Alsn, debears, Djodref, debears, sylverfire, Clarity_nl, Obzy, Rad
Clarity_nl (0) - Djodref, debears, Obzy, Mr. Cheesecake
debears (3) - Clarity_nl, sylverfyre, da0ud, sylverfyre, Alsn, da0ud, Mr. Cheesecake, Rad, Mr. Cheesecake
Djodref (0) - sylverfyre, Mr. Cheesecake
da0ud (0) - Clarity_nl, debears, debears
sylverfyre (0) - djodref, debears, debears




Please get all your night actions into me and thrawn, you have a touch under 24 hours. Flavour is just flavour. It is now Night 1.
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
Mr. Cheesecake
Profile Joined October 2012
United States3756 Posts
November 05 2012 01:10 GMT
#982
GL town xD
But CC isn't protown as town. 100% real heuristic.
Djodref
Profile Joined September 2012
France3332 Posts
November 05 2012 01:11 GMT
#983
gg Cheese
debears
Profile Joined September 2012
United States2516 Posts
November 05 2012 01:11 GMT
#984
:/ fuck. me. sideways
Clarity_nl
Profile Joined November 2011
Netherlands6826 Posts
November 05 2012 01:11 GMT
#985
I... don't know...
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST STUPIDITY CLARITY, I BELIEVE IN YOU! - Palmar
Rad
Profile Joined May 2010
United States935 Posts
November 05 2012 01:12 GMT
#986
good fight cheese
Obzy
Profile Joined April 2009
United States525 Posts
November 05 2012 01:13 GMT
#987
Sigh.

In the future, CC, try acting town-like instead of flavor-claiming in the last hour.

GG
I have nothing to put here. Obzy#1821 on Bnet.
da0ud
Profile Joined April 2011
Hong Kong252 Posts
November 05 2012 01:16 GMT
#988
On November 05 2012 10:12 Rad wrote:
good fight cheese


Yeah, I think i fought for him more than himself...
da0ud
Profile Joined April 2011
Hong Kong252 Posts
November 05 2012 01:17 GMT
#989
Guys look at how debears again he jumped second on CC, right after Djo and then started tunneling him.
Alsn
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden995 Posts
November 05 2012 01:17 GMT
#990
This flavour... I feel like I'm part of a snut film or some weird fanfic.

But well, that truly sucks, I seriously hoped I was actually right because this is a pretty shitty situation. It would have been way better if people had been forced to actually vote for someone with reasoning other than pretty much the entire wagon sheeping. That being said, I'm confident that there's something of value among all these votes and the chaos pre-lynch. That'll have to wait for tomorrow however as I really need to be getting some sleep.
Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!
Rad
Profile Joined May 2010
United States935 Posts
November 05 2012 01:18 GMT
#991
On November 05 2012 10:16 da0ud wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2012 10:12 Rad wrote:
good fight cheese


Yeah, I think i fought for him more than himself...


Yeah, I agree. I'm just happy he got re-motivated to live near the end cause he certainly didn't seem like he was going to.
Clarity_nl
Profile Joined November 2011
Netherlands6826 Posts
November 05 2012 01:22 GMT
#992
The logical thing was to jump on me, why did he jump on Djo, then debears, then me?
I'll try and answer this myself but not now. I am seriously confused and need sleep. Back in 10 hours max.
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST STUPIDITY CLARITY, I BELIEVE IN YOU! - Palmar
Djodref
Profile Joined September 2012
France3332 Posts
November 05 2012 01:23 GMT
#993
On November 05 2012 10:01 sylverfyre wrote:
My chance following cheesecake voting debears?

If cheese flips town, it's clarity or debears. Probably both.


If that is not a big scumtell
Rad
Profile Joined May 2010
United States935 Posts
November 05 2012 01:26 GMT
#994
On November 05 2012 10:13 Obzy wrote:
Sigh.

In the future, CC, try acting town-like instead of flavor-claiming in the last hour.

GG


@Obzy

In my first game, when I voted off a fellow townie, I was devastated.

You don't seem too worried. Do you really think it's appropriate to lecture cheese after his lynch? He made 1 major fuck up, and now that we know he's town, his story makes sense. That's all that got him lynched and didn't really have much to do with the rest of his game.
Obzy
Profile Joined April 2009
United States525 Posts
November 05 2012 01:31 GMT
#995
On November 05 2012 10:26 Rad wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2012 10:13 Obzy wrote:
Sigh.

In the future, CC, try acting town-like instead of flavor-claiming in the last hour.

GG


@Obzy

In my first game, when I voted off a fellow townie, I was devastated.

You don't seem too worried. Do you really think it's appropriate to lecture cheese after his lynch? He made 1 major fuck up, and now that we know he's town, his story makes sense. That's all that got him lynched and didn't really have much to do with the rest of his game.


What is there to be worried about? It sucks. I'm disappointed. I wish he had switched on to Clarity immediately, it would've been a more strategic move. His major fuck-up is unfortunate, but if he hadn't been scummy seeming, I don't think it would've spelled such a fast switch. I've been worried about him for awhile, so the sudden pressure felt like "Ah, at least, everybody is starting to see what I've seen all along."

I still intend to vote for Clarity on Wednesday unless things change; I'm not sure what else there is to say about Mr. Cheesecake. If I could undo his lynch with knowledge of the future, I'd do it, but I'm not going to let it ruin my interest in this game and quit because we mislynched.

...All that said, my post looks like I'm kicking him while he's down. Sorry to him. I didn't mean for it to sound so harsh.
I have nothing to put here. Obzy#1821 on Bnet.
sylverfyre
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8298 Posts
November 05 2012 01:35 GMT
#996
Ugh.
I'm pretty certain clarity is the clear target now. I wish I had paid more attention to what he was saying. He pretty much sheeped right into Cheese's gigantic scumslip.

Debears asking for a roleclaim also.
da0ud
Profile Joined April 2011
Hong Kong252 Posts
November 05 2012 01:38 GMT
#997
What I didn't like with this lynch is it came at the last moment with no real constructive discussion.
I will be hard to get a good read out of this situation, was very easy for scum to jump in and vote him IMHO.
sylverfyre
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8298 Posts
November 05 2012 01:40 GMT
#998
On November 05 2012 10:23 Djodref wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2012 10:01 sylverfyre wrote:
My chance following cheesecake voting debears?

If cheese flips town, it's clarity or debears. Probably both.


If that is not a big scumtell

Huh? I didn't think ANYONE would follow me. And cheese voting debears basically cemented nobody following a debears lynch, regardless of what cheese true alignment was. I was starting to consider if it was wrong is all.

You seriously need to stop trying to pull up one sentence, take it out of context, and call it a scumtell. You did it last game to me too. Maybe something about my writing style? I don't know.
debears
Profile Joined September 2012
United States2516 Posts
November 05 2012 01:46 GMT
#999
On November 05 2012 10:40 sylverfyre wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2012 10:23 Djodref wrote:
On November 05 2012 10:01 sylverfyre wrote:
My chance following cheesecake voting debears?

If cheese flips town, it's clarity or debears. Probably both.


If that is not a big scumtell

Huh? I didn't think ANYONE would follow me. And cheese voting debears basically cemented nobody following a debears lynch, regardless of what cheese true alignment was. I was starting to consider if it was wrong is all.

You seriously need to stop trying to pull up one sentence, take it out of context, and call it a scumtell. You did it last game to me too. Maybe something about my writing style? I don't know.


Did you consider me scummier than CC at the point where you voted CC over me before the lynch?
Djodref
Profile Joined September 2012
France3332 Posts
November 05 2012 02:03 GMT
#1000
I'm going to prepare a new case on Clarity before the end of N1. I might also have a case for someone else, I need to do some reasearch first and Ill keep this as a surprise ^^
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