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Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
June 28 2008 05:04 GMT
#6361
*threatens with a rake*
♞
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
June 28 2008 05:05 GMT
#6362
On June 28 2008 03:33 qrs wrote:
No explanation given.


DOT DOT DOT


an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
June 28 2008 06:07 GMT
#6363
[image loading]
In the dark shed in ShaLLoW[baY]'s backyard Mr. Blonde gleefully waiting in silence clutching his weapon. ShaLLoW[baY] made his way to the shed slowly inspecting his petunias after the storm had passed. He was shocked to say the least when he opened the door. Mr. Blonde swatting ShaLLoW[baY] with the front end of the yard tool causing him to stumble backward into a trap Mr. Blonde had set of several nails on the ground. Having punctured his foot on a rather rusty one ShaLLoW[baY] began hopping frantically trying to pry the devil from his foot as he screamed in pain. Mr. Blonde used this opportunity to maneuver himself behind his victim and he killed ShaLLoW[baY] in one swift vengeful blow by shoving the rake up his ass.

Cottonmouth clutched his satchel with great care as he stalked his target down the street. He was going after araav, to end his rampant spread of information throughout the community. Something they felt should have been done sooner, better late then never he thought. Opportunity sprung when araav turned into a quiet street. Cottonmouth waited for him to get well away from anyone who might hear his cries before assaulting him. One by one Cottonmouth flung four tiny poisonous needles into araav's skin. araav tore them out effortlessly and began running away in fear. Cottonmouth followed swiftly knowing the poison would soon take effect though very little of it had been used. He injured araav six more times with them chasing after him. araav began to slow, his heart pounding and his veins pulsing. He got out his cell phone but Cottonmouth planted a needle directly through the center, disabling it. He finished off araav by thrusting his remaining four needles into his skin and leaving him at the prey of the poison.

Mr. Orange always thought out odd ways of killing his targets, attempting to stray from the dullness of his associates. And he planned on acting on this now stronger than ever desire by attempting to kill his target with fireworks. Scorch seemed the best for this opportunity he thought, so he set about waterproofing several rather potent explosives for the job. Once his target was sleeping Mr. Orange made his move, he injected a sedative to keep Scorch asleep while he worked on fireworks into every possible orifice of Scorch's body. Unrolling the long fuse he drug the body in the middle of the street, lit it, and like a little kid ran off to safety to watch in awe. Scorch's body was practically paper at the mercy of these overzealous fireworks as they tore him apart from several points. Many people missed out on a great show.
[noCluesArea]
Time to lynch someone! When voting I would like you to use this thread:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=74202

As common courtesy to other players posting your vote in this thread also makes it easier for everyone to see which side you're on as you make your decisions. A vote count will be done tomorrow sometime and I will move to night the day after that.
♞
Bockit
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sydney2287 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-28 06:11:14
June 28 2008 06:10 GMT
#6364
On June 28 2008 15:07 Chuiu wrote:
In the dark shed in ShaLLoW[baY]'s backyard Mr. Blonde gleefully waiting in silence clutching his weapon. ShaLLoW[baY] made his way to the shed slowly inspecting his petunias after the storm had passed. He was shocked to say the least when he opened the door. Mr. Blonde swatting ShaLLoW[baY] with the front end of the yard tool causing him to stumble backward into a trap Mr. Blonde had set of several nails on the ground. Having punctured his foot on a rather rusty one ShaLLoW[baY] began hopping frantically trying to pry the devil from his foot as he screamed in pain. Mr. Blonde used this opportunity to maneuver himself behind his victim and he killed ShaLLoW[baY] in one swift vengeful blow by shoving the rake up his ass.


Vengeance, it is sweet.
Their are four errors in this sentance.
Camlito
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Australia4040 Posts
June 28 2008 06:15 GMT
#6365
number 30 and 31 have a space between them.
sAviOr...
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
June 28 2008 06:36 GMT
#6366
On June 28 2008 15:07 Chuiu wrote:
...and he killed ShaLLoW[baY] in one swift vengeful blow by shoving the rake up his ass.


Chuiu is like God with a more clearly karmic sense of humor.
Think. :)
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
June 28 2008 07:07 GMT
#6367
Revenge of the rake rape role reversal!
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Dr.Dragoon
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1241 Posts
June 28 2008 07:23 GMT
#6368
I outlived shallow this game. Yay!
~o~ I have returned
araav
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Armenia1590 Posts
June 28 2008 08:03 GMT
#6369
RIP me

gl town!
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
June 28 2008 08:25 GMT
#6370
Oh this sucks so much fucking dick, I hate you Chuiu!

Expect a post from qrs soon about how ShaLLoW[baY]'s death is a mirror reversal of Bockit's lynching.
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
June 28 2008 08:32 GMT
#6371
Nooooo, I knew I should have laid low instead of voting yesterday. At least I passed in a beautiful, spectacular way
Go town, finish off the remaining suckers!
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-28 12:43:54
June 28 2008 12:43 GMT
#6372
str is next, for sure.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
SoleSteeler
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada5472 Posts
June 28 2008 14:49 GMT
#6373
zomg, who to vote for.
ZBiR
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
Poland1092 Posts
June 28 2008 17:48 GMT
#6374
On June 27 2008 06:14 nemY wrote:
-I like the str --> Mr. Orange connection with the exception that it doesn't really explain Mr. Orange's inability or lack of desire to talk


str also doesn't speak (post) at all, so I think this also quite applies to him.
[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
June 28 2008 19:16 GMT
#6375
omfg this game is still going on?! I want in next one!
I may not be the best player right now but I think I can beat any 'best' players. I'll beat all the best players and become the best player. Watch me. - Jju
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
June 28 2008 23:57 GMT
#6376
lool at tl.net poll
Teamliquidian townie
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
June 29 2008 00:00 GMT
#6377
This game will definitely end before SC2 beta. Its more than 2 months away.
♞
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-29 06:06:09
June 29 2008 01:55 GMT
#6378
On June 28 2008 17:25 nemY wrote:
Expect a post from qrs soon about how ShaLLoW[baY]'s death is a mirror reversal of Bockit's lynching.
I feel so...predictable.

edit: just because nemY points it out doesn't mean it isn't true. It is a mirror kill. Think about that.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
June 29 2008 22:11 GMT
#6379
updated list of alive users
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=1&topic_id=71784

I also withdraw my vote from str, because I really don't think he's mafia... I'll figure out someone better soon I hope :l
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
June 30 2008 02:13 GMT
#6380
Hey guys, I'm moving to Vancouver in 6 hours, Vancouver being on the exact opposite side of the contitent I live on. May be a couple before you hear shit from me.
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