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Hoosegow
United States139 Posts
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DarkEnergy
Netherlands542 Posts
Dairy of Thikut “Professor DarkEnergy” Vabokrigoth, Obsidian ,128 So there I was,studying in the great library of Kandoran, when a some fancy noble walks in screaming my name. professor dark ! professor dark ! You would think being on the forefront of dragon research is awesome, but trust me it gets tiresome after a wile. So many dwarfs see a firesalamander, wyvern or whatever and go screaming dragon dragon ! Of course when these reports reach the capital they go drag my hairy ass out there. For Amok sake please not again. This sentence was repeating in my head wile that scrunny little excuse of a dwarf runs up to my table. And lord behold some dickwad had screamed dragon again, great they even said they captured it. When do I go ? today. Well woopty fucking doo let me pack my bags. I take a look at the maps, and sure enough, this outpost is stuck out in the middle of nowhere, "Martytomb" they call it, a name which sounds more like a tomb then a outpost. Fuck it even has the name tomb in it. I probably won't be writing much more until I get to Martytomb. That name damn it all, even saying it sends shivers down my spine. Dairy of Thikut “Professor DarkEnergy” Vabokrigoth, Granite ,129 Dear dairy, it has almost been a month now and it should be only a couple of days travel away. These egghead guards are having the time of there lives, and all I can think about is strangling those fucktards at Martytomb. I will make it their fucking tomb alright. “The following inscribed page of the dairy is hastily written and hard to read.” Dairy ! What the hell ! I almost died, and my guards are dead. A fucking goblin siege. Those green skinned jackals almost made shishkabab out of me. I was able to run trough dogging those little green bastards. Sadly my guards weren't able to accomplish the same feat. meh better them than me right ? And all of that almost for nothing ! I ran back and forth between the main and auxiliary bridge screaming my lungs out, wile these intellect void dwarfs tried to figure out what lever to pull. They pulled all the levers something should happen then right they explained . While my anger grew and my hand where nearing the throat of the closest dwarf, I was interrupted by a echoing roar. When I asked what it was they said it was the dragon. Dairy my dear diary, It was true ! they actually have a freaking dragon. In all my years of research and study finally a live speciment ! I am giggling like a small child dairy this is going to be so awesome. But the sad realization of my predicament set in. The dragon is beyond my reach, those green pointy eared psychopaths are in the way. I have to do something, anything.. Alright I have made up my mind I am taking over this place. 1th Granite ,129 First things first dairy I need to inspect the fort, assess our current situation. I will do a writeup as we go. I was wondering what that smell was when I entered this place. It is noting really only two rotting corpses in the courtyard ! These people cant even manage to bury their dead. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/t2mT7.jpg) O dairy no wonder they had problems lowering the bridge its just that there are 10 unmarked levers They still don't know what is connected to what. With the siege outside I would say it is not the time to figure it out. Still I have to stop to admire the craftsmanship you have levers and then you have *levers* u know. I enter this sad excuse of a hospital, seven dwarfs are lying here with decapitated limbs or other injuries. But that’s not the disgusting part well it is, but some smart ass leader thought it would be ok to double this as a barracks! It is completely mental. I can not bare to watch this. To the farms it is. abominations, walking and talking mushrooms ! I ordered some dwarf to fetch me a sword. look at the farms they are running rampant, once I get the sword I will teach them ! Dairy, what a mistake to make. Turns out these dirt coved turnips are actually dwarfen children. Guess that is a logical explanation right ? they kinda look like shrooms tough. Makes me wonder how their mothers look like. I did not understand at first, a fellow called the shroomsmith was laughing and cheering the whole time. Until some other dwarf stopped me. luckily they handed me a wooden training sword, So the damage was minimal. I decided to quickly leave the scene before their mothers show up. this is taking way to long amok give me patience. some carpenters workshops good good. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/ASn5u.png) A Stone stockpile what the hell ? + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/BUN5I.png) This is not the stone age I ordered them to use dwarfen magic stack those stones ! Some mason shops , fine crypts I must say. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HFdlL.png) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/59JPt.png) Hmm a little metal industry ha atleast they tried right ? + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/pNQyP.png) Some sleeping quarters interesting I like sleep. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/f32Xt.png) More sleeping quarters but these seem bigger and some nice engravings. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/h7411.png) What a peculiar dwarf I must say. I opened a door to one of finest living rooms in the fortress and some dwarf was sleeping on the bed. I hear him talking in his sleep “amatoer hammer smash !smash !” interesting fella I have to sketch this one into my diary it seems to relate to this amatoer dwarf I just saw. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/NAQWK.png) Two random training rooms very inefficient and another hospital of course this one also had its share of wounded dwarfs it is a terrible thing I have to admit. THE FOOLS what is this ?? + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/OCmDN.png) They dug out a huge expanse for their dining hall, no structural supports at all ! Well dairy I will be eating in my room and staying the fuck away from that place I know that. and they call themselves dwarfs jeez. so I asked what is next and they said a nothing some underground place with weirds sounds. well I have to make a full inspection, and weird sounds does not sound well. Hmm this surly is interesting, it seems there is a military project going on here. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/QNveV.jpg) Water water everywhere, they are flooding the cave ! I asked who ordered this they did not reply. Whatever I don’t care. Alright I am fucking done for today, amatoer's room seems fine ill take that goodnight dairy. 2th Granite ,129 Good morning diary. A new day to kick some dwarfen hinys and chew on shrooms, and I am all out of shrooms. It is as I feared, this motherfucking shithole, I mean just a look at it shops all over the place and dwarfs dieing left and right. The incompetence of the rules has made this hole in the ground a living hell. I would say the only thing good thing they managed to do is capture the dragon. I have no choice but to help this fort onto its feet. I need to study that dragon. The goblins are still there I have to deal with them somehow. On the bright side they are keeping there distance from the fort. We would pepper then with bolts if they come close. Filthy pointy eared wannabe dwarfs. But we can not lower the bridge or they come running in. 3th Granite ,129 Brilliant idea ! I have talked it over with the lads and we (I) came up with a plan. With clearly defined burrows no dwarf will get close to the goblins allowing us to gather wood for metal industry. Of course amok forbid we actually would have fuel present on our site. Or maybe one of the brilliant leaders before me had the foresight to request fuel from our homeland. GUESS NOT… I wont go out yet I mean better safe then sorry right ? 5th Granite ,129 Another new day dairy and the goblins seems keen on staying where they are. and our dwarfs have been sneaking in wood for the past days. I think I might set foot outside the wall to inspect the dragon. I have started a new project to create a centralized stockpile and workshops. thanks to me we will soon have a efficient workplace to craft our goods. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/aKNSf.png) Also I got a report today that some fellow called Ineth kodormafol the carpenter is behaving strangly, and has commandeered a workshop. He is quite busy at the moment. We will leave him to his business for now. 7th Granite ,129 I have inspected the captured dragon it seems to be unresponsive to commands. he also has several injuries, probably sustained in his capture. According to my research it is impossible to mend those wounds, and the dragon has to recover on its own. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/TqmHR.png) 9th Granite ,129 Our chief medical dwarf Whoa has given birth to a boy. woopty fucking doo more turnips running around in the farms. Another awesome consequence is that our medical dwarf is not helping the wounded anymore because of this. Digging is continuing at a good pace Stage 1 of dragon training has begun I am bringing him a wheelbarrow of meat every 3 hours. as a consequence we lost half our animals. 10th Granite ,129 Amok dammit ! My bear my beautiful beard. That infernal creature almost burned me to a crisp. Luckily I was able to get the door closed before the brunt of the blast was near me. I cried for help wile doing the barrel roll but the masons son was just launching not lifting one finger to help. That bastard, I had to jump into a murky pool to get the fire out. I asked the bookkeeper about that young boy, turns out he has a dog. I talked to the butcher, I can tell you what tonights dinner is dragon ! 11th Granite ,129 REJOICE ! The dragon is responding to my commands and seems obedient. I have achieved -Trained- Well-trained status. I am going to proceed to stage 2 of training, preparations are underway 15th Granite ,129 Preparations are complete, i am so pumped. everything is ready dairy, the lever in in place. PULL THE LEVER ! RELEASE THE DRAGON ! + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/GUvEG.jpg) NO no no no no no no no dairy why...! + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/L6Ad9.png) By the gods dairy I was pulled away before I could release him. some ass hat liaison wants to talk to me immediately. he was blabbering about making stuff official whatever I just said yea sure great ! I need to go now, he stopped me and said we need you to appoint a official. I did not have time for this dairy did does not understand. I had it I threw a tantrum and scurried away screaming I need to pull that lever now ! That’s that I guess. 15th Granite Late afternoon + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/hZ2UH.jpg) It is magnificent ! (draw pic of the beast ill add it here) I ordered my dwarfs to put a horse in there and see what would happen. Seems the horse is having some bowel problems but the dragon seems calm. The dragon seems ready for war training i will begin training tomorrow. Dairy of Thikut “Professor DarkEnergy” Vabokrigoth, Slate ,129 10th Slate ,129 This page of the dairy is discolored and what seems to be liquid has faded and smeared allot of the text. Disaster dairy ! Why ! w//y / ask \ou. This was a on&0e (n @ life tim^; opritunity. and n0w he h^s ;' ft us. this is unfair. he died ! how can he die i cant belive this i st;dies this for so ma ye rs f ;:aly i meet a r|]l dragon he bites it. what is my purp^ e here n;w wh m i to do ? w[;l i e;]r find another dragon ? what is the point is it me d i d s thing wrong i fed h\ a/\ot i have d ]e my res][;h what will my co]['\'ues say i can i cant write any m[;']e + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/qW3lY.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/lNM20.png) Players note: So yea i reloaded once to try if i could safe him but with the bugged animal health care there was no way. 28th Slate ,129 some little boy created a amulet. Whatever i do not care. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/39z7f.png) Dairy of Thikut “Professor DarkEnergy” Vabokrigoth, Felsite ,129 18th Felsite ,129 Some fucking dumb ass made a 3th entrance into our fortress. probably to flood the caves fucking jackass. It is a fucking miracle that we still live i would have left and leave everybody here to die but some miner had noticed me. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/AgsqY.png) Also those green goblins decided to pack up there shit and leave. I swear i would have lowered the bridge for then if I had the chance. Dairy of Thikut “Professor DarkEnergy” Vabokrigoth, Hematite ,129 17th Hematite ,129 Some migrants have joined us have fun sleeping on the ground useless dwarfes. if the so much look at me funny I am going to draft them into the army skill or no skill. O yea i forgot to mention that our central workshops are done we can churn out allot of useless shit. 18th Hematite ,129 Tired. 19th Hematite ,129 A noble came running into our fortress today and proclaimed our outpost an official part of the kingdom. And it seems they liked my little tantrum and me wanting to pull levers because they made me the fucking Barron. At least i am getting some royal credit. these fuckers here don't give a shit about me. i am a noble dwarf. and i even hold the title of professor. they never address me properly. bunch of ass hats. i have mandated the construction of 3 backpacks. do we need then ? no. but these fuckers need to understand who the fuck i am. I am the motherfucking Barron of this shit hole. 19th Hematite ,129 As Barron i need to assure my safety. this conscript army is of useless peasants is no more ! We have made over 70 iron bars and begun making armor an weapons. i have made a new military caste. The Shock Troopers - 10 dwarfs mixed melee weapons with heavy iron armor. The Towering Archers - 10 dwarfs iron crossbows,shield and medium iron armor. As royal guard The Dicenators - 1 dwarf melee weapons with heavy iron armor. Our best archer Isualin is captain of The Towering Archers One of our 7 Dice is captain of the guard for the Dicenators And Edem Amavuz is Military commander of all and leader of The Shock Troopers (somebody wants this dwarf ?) They will receive around the clock training and be granted the best armor in our fortress. Dairy of Thikut “The Barron Professor DarkEnergy the great” Vabokrigoth, Malachite ,129 1th Malachite ,129 They do not listen they do not understand ! I have reason for my fear. 24th Malachite ,129 Why is it so hard for them to accept that i am above them. They do not understand, they can never understand ! there are several pages torn out of the dairy 93th Fire ,666 The inscribed words on this page are deep red of color A Forgotten beast. He is dying. Build me a tower so i can see. I see waves of green surging around my tower. They can not reach. New tormented souls I see around me wherever I move, and howsoever I turn, and wherever I gaze. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/x0pFw.png) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/jeJLO.png) + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/nkym1.png) The dairy ends abruptly | ||
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amatoer
Germany212 Posts
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DarkEnergy
Netherlands542 Posts
On June 23 2012 19:22 amatoer wrote: any name requests from anybody? there should be a couple in this tread only u need to dig a bit. already gave somebody a elite archer | ||
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Isualin
Germany1903 Posts
 i was so hyped for war training | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25551 Posts
EDIT: OH NO HE DIED NUUUU ANIMAL HEALTHCARE Y U NO WERK | ||
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DarkEnergy
Netherlands542 Posts
On June 23 2012 19:32 Isualin wrote: nooo i was so hyped for war training i tried believe me i tried : * ( my whole char was based around him fml. | ||
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DarkEnergy
Netherlands542 Posts
On June 23 2012 19:34 Blazinghand wrote: Oh man, you really tamed the dragon! 1 thousand thumbs up! read my brother read | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25551 Posts
yeah I saw the new update. I am filled with sadness | ||
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Badjas
Netherlands2038 Posts
poor dragon.Hopefully some awesome engravings will still come out of this... Now, on with the !!fun!! | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25551 Posts
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DarkEnergy
Netherlands542 Posts
On June 23 2012 19:59 Blazinghand wrote: BTW, any chance I could get the most recent save? I want to check out what's new in Legends :D check your box. that was my final one. | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25551 Posts
Are you sure this is the right save? in this save we are under attack by 8 cave dragons and ~75 goblins. | ||
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amatoer
Germany212 Posts
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r.Evo
Germany14080 Posts
On June 23 2012 20:25 Blazinghand wrote: oh dear sweet jesus why are there so many dragons Are you sure this is the right save? in this save we are under attack by 8 cave dragons and ~75 goblins. Well to be fair we do need a new dragon. Great writeup, keep it up! =D | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25551 Posts
On June 23 2012 20:53 amatoer wrote: I'd rather say there are ~100 goblins. No big deal. I am totally awesome in this game and very familiar with the needed warfare in this situation. + Show Spoiler + LOL don't worry dude, it's not too bad. Worst case scenario, just lift the gate and cower! :D | ||
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r.Evo
Germany14080 Posts
On June 23 2012 21:00 Blazinghand wrote: LOL don't worry dude, it's not too bad. Worst case scenario, just lift the gate and cower! :D "Oh damn, that was the 'lets flood the fort'-lever!" | ||
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DarkEnergy
Netherlands542 Posts
On June 23 2012 21:07 r.Evo wrote: "Oh damn, that was the 'lets flood the fort'-lever!" Really was there a flood the fort lever ? Then i pulled it. Next time please add a tag to it. Confusing as hell. | ||
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DarkEnergy
Netherlands542 Posts
On June 23 2012 20:53 amatoer wrote: I'd rather say there are ~100 goblins. No big deal. I am totally awesome in this game and very familiar with the needed warfare in this situation. + Show Spoiler + Ha, this made me laugh. O and we are above a pop cap of 100 guess something went wrong there. I cannot wait to see how you are going to hook into my story. Hopefully i was not to melodramatic about mine but GL. | ||
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Synwave
United States2803 Posts
ps can I have a dorf named after me? | ||
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