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MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
March 27 2008 02:33 GMT
#2941
Moments are the worst unit of time
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
March 27 2008 02:34 GMT
#2942
anyone else F5'ing this like mad? xD
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
March 27 2008 02:34 GMT
#2943
adding that as a quote O_O
I may not be the best player right now but I think I can beat any 'best' players. I'll beat all the best players and become the best player. Watch me. - Jju
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7468 Posts
March 27 2008 02:34 GMT
#2944
me
lol, clueless in The Prism!
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17070 Posts
March 27 2008 02:35 GMT
#2945
REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH
Moderator
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-27 17:54:45
March 27 2008 02:35 GMT
#2946
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Dinmsab has just put away Mandalor's file and was reviewing the clues from the previous crime scene this evening when he heard something smack his window. He stood up to investigate and peered outside to see a man hurling matter at the side of his house from the ground. The man beckoned him to come out but after inspecting his window he promptly gave him the finger and instead went to call the police. But as he was dialing he noticed the phone line had been cut. Irritated he decided to confront the man outside and end his charades. Once he got to the bottom of the stairs though he noticed two other men sitting in wait on his couch. The man on the far side introduced himself as Enigma and the closer man bowed with his hat in hand and referred to himself as California Mountain Snake. Well Dinmsab was getting really impatient at this point and demanded an explanation for what was going on. Enigma stood up and proclaimed "why we're here to rid the world of good, because we're the only ones who can". Dinmsab realized he had walked into a mafia trap, and the footsteps behind him confirmed this. Mr. Orange came down with a pair of wire clippers in hand and bashed Dinmsab on the back with them. Dinmsab used the momentum to dive forward instead of fall and regained his balance after a roll, he was standing right beside his garage door and took the opportunity to escape by going out it. Hitting the door opener and holding the garage door tightly shut to buy himself some time he noticed the fourth man who was outside earlier assaulting his house. Mr. Red charged toward Dinmsab at the same time Dinmsab let go of the door and started running out the garage. Dinsamb smashed into Mr. Red and knocked him off guard but almost lost balance himself. As he began picking up speed he heard something singing behind him. He peered over his shoulder to see that California Mountain Snake had thrown something at him. Unfortunately Dinmsab had no time to react as his head was sliced clean off by the object and he fell to the ground dead.

Across town the mafia were setting up another three house raid. Copperhead and Mr. Black were the first to act as they broke into the home of JeeJee. But as they broke the glass of one of his windows JeeJee woke up and grabbed his trusty baseball bat and headed down the stairs to meet them. He crept down slowly and peered around the corner to see Copperhead standing in wait for Mr. Black as he climbed in through the window. JeeJee didn't waste anytime waiting and charged at Copperhead with the bat but Mr. Black caught it with his hand and yanked it from JeeJee. JeeJee grabbed it and tried getting it back from him only to find it was stuck to his hand now. He backed up and Copperhead pulled a knife from his left pocket and said "well look here now, we've come to kill ya but yer gunna get a choice on how ya die, you can choose this here knife or whatevers in my right pocket". JeeJee saw his right pocket was bulging with something too large for it and motioned at the knife as he was backing into his kitchen to get a knife of his own to fight back with. Copperhead groaned "there no fun in that but I can't really argue, we gotta get this here done quick" so he ran towards JeeJee slashing with the knife. JeeJee not yet armed himself grabbed a towel next to him and wrapped it around Copperheads arm, he smashed it in the side of the wall and knocked the knife out of his hand. He grabbed the knife and pushed Copperhead aside as he ran towards the door to escape. Mr. Black wouldn't let him pass though, standing in front of the door, so JeeJee decided to put his new weapon to good use, he thrusted down hard toward Mr. Black's face but Mr. Black defended with the baseball bat and the knife drove through it. Mr. Black disarmed JeeJee, twisting the bat to the side and bashed him over the head with it. As JeeJee lay stunned on the ground Mr. Black pulled the knife out and drove it through JeeJee's chest ending his life.

Next door French_Toast was grabbing a midnight snack. He was headed to his computer room to check his email one last time before going to bed when he noticed all the batteries to some of his electronics have been removed and tossed on the floor. He bent down to pick them up and was just about done when Taipan Snake charged into him and knocked him to the ground. As if the last couple events weren't out of the blue enough for him Frenh_Toast found himself being dragged to the nearest window. Eddie smashed the glass of the window and Taipan Snake grabbed French_Toast's head and they both used the remaining broken glass in the window pane to stab his neck with. It wasn't until they threw him through the window and he landed on his neighbors lawn darts did French_Toast die though.

Coincidentally Fishball had been looking for those darts and was turning around the corner just after it happened. He gasped in shock as he saw the corpse and immediately ran to call for help. He almost there when he saw two mafia in his way. Mr. Pink and Mr. Brown were standing just in front of his phone and as he glanced at it Mr. Brown picked it up and said "oh you want this?" and smashed it on the table breaking it in two. "Sorry we can't have you doing that, allow me to introduce myself I'm Mr. Brown and my quiet friend here is Mr. Pink. We're here to kill you." said Mr. Brown as he pulled a gun out of his coat. Fishball was stricken with fear, he got on his knees and begged for their mercy. Mr. Pink said something to Mr. Brown and instead of shooting Fishball, they viciously beat him till he fell unconscious. Fishball died a few hours later to internal bleeding.

In downtown Liquidia early in the morning LucasWoJ was sitting in his white van about to head into work when he noticed someone walking past him with an obvious hangover. He handed Sidewinder a drug to help him recover and started back to his van but Sidewinder reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a note. "LucasWoJ" was written on it and he quickly chased him and tackled him to the ground. LucasWoJ tried to fight back but was overwhelmed by the stench on the mans coat and became sick all over the sidewalk while Sidewinder was beating him. He recovered from being sick and pulled an anesthetic out of his pocket and stabbed Sidewinder with it, putting him to sleep. He figured the man was still drunk and cleaned himself up to get ready to leave but stopped as he noticed someone driving down the road obviously looking for someone. LucasWoJ waved him down and Joe got out of the car. "Is this your friend?" LucasWoJ asked as he pointed to Sidewinder, lying next to a pool of vomit. "Yeah thats him alright, always drinking a little too much" said Joe as he pulled Sidewinder into the back of the car with the help of LucasWoJ. "Well thanks for the help, but I'm afraid my friend was supposed to give you something" said Joe as he turned to face LucasWoj. He was confused in his response and didn't really want anything to do with the two anymore so he decided to be short and walk back toward his van. But Joe pulled out a gun and shot LucasWoJ dead saying "he was supposed to kill you".

No more than two blocks down at the same time ShadowDrgn was hastily running to his car fearing he would be late for work. He has just arrived there when a single man stood at his car. "Scram, I'm going to be late" he said as he got out his keys to open the door that Max was still blocking. "You aint goin nowhere" said Max as he smashed ShadowDrgn in the head with a bat. ShadowDrgn lay stunned on the ground and Max gauged him before he moved in to finish the job. ShadowDrgn's corpse was bruised and bloody when it was found only an hour later by his landlord.

[noCluesArea]
Time to lynch someone! When voting I would like you to use this thread:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=68554

As common courtesy to other players posting your vote in this thread also makes it easier for everyone to see which side you're on as you make your decisions. A vote count will be done tomorrow sometime and I will move to night the day after that. Remember that you must vote or declare you abstain if you're unsure who to vote for or whatever reasons you may have to to stay in the game.
♞
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7468 Posts
March 27 2008 02:36 GMT
#2947
moment - an indefinitely short period of time; instant
from dictionary.com
lol, clueless in The Prism!
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
March 27 2008 02:36 GMT
#2948
fuckers.
time to read the rest of the post
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7468 Posts
March 27 2008 02:37 GMT
#2949
I wonder what blues those, update first page quickly!
lol, clueless in The Prism!
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-27 02:47:16
March 27 2008 02:38 GMT
#2950
On March 27 2008 11:37 Chezinu wrote:
I wonder what blues those, update first page quickly!


looks like a medic, detective, and something else. what the fuck mafia's pretty good at hitting blues. anyway last post..


edit: i always seem to put up a good fight tho. cheers chuiu! xD
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
March 27 2008 02:39 GMT
#2951
On March 27 2008 11:36 JeeJee wrote:
fuckers.
time to read the rest of the post

Of course, you only live one life, and you make all your mistakes, and learn what not to do, and that’s the end of you.
LucasWoJ
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States936 Posts
March 27 2008 02:39 GMT
#2952
Good luck guys
"Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are it could have been." - Kurt Vonnegut
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-27 02:39:45
March 27 2008 02:39 GMT
#2953
On March 27 2008 11:37 Chezinu wrote:
I wonder what blues those, update first page quickly!

Two of them are obvious but OP is updated now.
♞
aZnvaLiaNce
Profile Joined June 2007
United States942 Posts
March 27 2008 02:39 GMT
#2954
A DT, BG, and Medic are down, along with 3 townies.
Isnt that worth fighting for? Isnt that worth dying for? - Morpheus
Infundibulum
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States2552 Posts
March 27 2008 02:39 GMT
#2955
holy shit, three blues

time to read this
LoL NA: MothLite == Steam: p0nd
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20666 Posts
March 27 2008 02:40 GMT
#2956


Their accuracy is uncanny. 18 map off~

Now to hunt for clues.
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
March 27 2008 02:42 GMT
#2957
holy crap, that's a lot of blues i guess more text for clues?
"Refrigerator. Refrigerator, damn you. Refrigerator."~Spiritofthetuna, speaking in Haiku after losing
0cz3c
Profile Joined February 2008
United States564 Posts
March 27 2008 02:44 GMT
#2958
Wow.

That. Really. Hurt.

We just lost a DT, a para, AND a BG in the same night...
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
March 27 2008 02:46 GMT
#2959
They're good at hitting blues but bad at maximizing their kills.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7468 Posts
March 27 2008 02:47 GMT
#2960
"my quiet friend here is Mr. Pink" that totally eliminates HeRoS)Pink from being Mr.Pink
lol, clueless in The Prism!
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