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This thread is for discussing recent bans. Don't discuss other topics here.

Take it to website feedback if you disagree with a ban or want to raise an issue.

Keep it civil.

NOTE: For those of you who want to find the actual ABL thread where the bans are posted. Please look in here: https://tl.net/forum/closed-threads/

Cokefreak

Finland8094 Posts

April 29 2012 22:56 GMT

#19981

Motbots gonna bot.

I once got a birthday card from my GF with this pic:
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True story.

And photoshop is overrated.

User was temp banned for this post.

dAPhREAk

Nauru12397 Posts

April 29 2012 22:56 GMT

#19982

On April 27 2012 04:48 EvilTeletubby wrote:

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I can arrange that. Is that a challenge?

come at me bro-tubby.

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potentially NSFW, dont open this shit. ;-)
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i said dont open it

User was temp banned for this post.

kerpal

United Kingdom2695 Posts

April 29 2012 22:58 GMT

#19983

i know i'm gonna get banned for this, but i love you teamliquid, this is an incredible website and i would not post anywhere else on the net.

sniped the post-lock! that's something.

User was temp banned for this post.

JingleHell

United States11308 Posts

April 29 2012 22:58 GMT

#19984

Poll: Most Imba Race?

Korean (62)

85%

Terran (5)

7%

Protoss (4)

5%

Zerg (2)

3%

73 total votes

Your vote: Most Imba Race?

(Vote): Terran
(Vote): Protoss
(Vote): Zerg
(Vote): Korean

User was temp banned for this post.

TheToast

United States4808 Posts

April 29 2012 22:58 GMT

#19985

TL Modship Page 1000

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CAPTAIN CHILL!!!

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That's right Captain Chill, today we celebrate one of the most amazing threads in the history of TL. A thread not just about bans, but a thread that represents the heart of TL, the nexus of all drama, uproar, gossip, and everything else that happens on TL. Truly this is an awesome community, and an even more awesome thread.

But this is as much a celebration of the TL mods who made this thread possible. They donate their free time to maintain the high standard of quality we've come to love about TL. Without them, none of this would be possible, and on behalf of all of us, I think I can say we truly, truly appreciate all your hard work. This thread is a testament to that, all 1000 glorious pages. And a shutout to Grobyc too, this is after all his thread :D Now let's enjoy some memes, and rewind to some epic bans.

So without further ado, lessss paaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ABL Thread

RBD is still more epic than ABL Thread, but it's really close
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It's the best thread on TL:
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Even Bonjwas love it:
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We respect the law and order it brings:
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It ensures TL has the highest of standards:
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A Milestone

This is after all a milestone. You can't have a milestone without looking back. So with that, what are to me some of the most memorable bans from the past 1000 pages:

Who can forget the man of 1000 alts? GG.NoRe, we knew ye well. Too well, in fact. Far far far too well.
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Zvek was just banned by p4NDemik.

That account was created on 2011-11-14 18:26:30 and had 102 posts.

Reason: Time to update the list I guess

The GG.NoRe Umbrella of Affiliates

gongryong - 1430 posts - Banned
Sovetsky Soyuz - 905 posts Banned
whiterabb1t - 681 posts - Banned
The Black - 222 posts - Banned
Q.E.D. - 134 posts - Banned
Zvek - 102 posts - Banned
Pope - 53 posts - Banned
Darth Vader - 50 posts - Banned
xxSuP4hFLyxx - 36 posts Banned
Qi - 31 posts - Banned
Solid Materials - 23 posts - Banned
KMJ - 16 posts - Banned
SojuTerran - 16 posts Banned
Black Hole - 10 posts - Banned
C6H12 - 5 posts - Banned
Star Catcher - 4 posts - Banned
fractals - 3 posts - Banned
Supreme Court - 3 posts - Banned
Star Gazer - 1 post - Banned
Hattori Hanzo - 1 post - Banned
Ukyo - 1 post - Banned
The Black 02 - 0 posts - Banned
300 - 0 posts - Banned
jamakelss - 0 posts - Banned
3 - 0 posts Banned
WozDBozz - 0 posts Banned
And CharlieMurphy, the most banned user in the history of TL. His final perm, the one for the ages, finito, el fin. A ~~sad~~ day. TL will never be the same.... maybe. CM's final ban:
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SpoR was just banned by Liquid`Nazgul.

That account was created on 2010-11-28 12:55:32 and had 1541 posts.

Reason: this just isn't working

Truely, it was the end of an era for TL. A not so great era. But an era nonetheless. Sort of. It was the end of a lot of extra work for the mods, how about that? Yeah, that works. Anyway, I remember it like it was yesterday....+ Show Spoiler +
On November 24 2011 14:29 TheToast wrote:
Wow. The fact that Nazgul was the one to pull the trigger tells me this was not a decision the staff made lightly. I can't help but think he's not going to be allowed back this time, at least not for a long while anyway.

That's just, wow. Let us have a moment of silence.

Maybe someone should say something on this sad day of days.....

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to ~~mourn~~ sort of discuss the ~~loss~~ ~~kicking out~~ departure of ~~an important~~ a part of this community. A man with that in his wiiissdomm named himself after tha brotha of the great Eddy Murphy. We never learned why he did that, right? Anyway he was a man who posted... stuff on this forum. Then he was kicked out for kinda being a jerk. But the lord geezuz took meeeeeercy on his sssoulll and allowed him to return to us! Praise geezus!

But he squandered his a life here again. And in his infinite wisdom, Nazgul servant of geezuz did what had to be done, yes looordd! For Nazgul is on a mission from a Gooddd! Charlie Murphey has been cast asunder! His sssssoouulll thrown into the fiires of reddit and 4chan /b/. Dearly beloved, we musta pprraaayy for his sssssoullll!!! We must ask geezuz to have meeercy on this man, to sssave his sssoulll!

Ppprrayyy for him my brothas and sistas! Praaayy to geezuz! Charlie is not a bad man! Noo geezzuz. But he allowed the deeviil into hisss sssoulll!! Geezuz save him! He did not have faaaiitth enough to resist the temptations of the devill!! And he will pay for his sins my brothas, he wiill paayy in the brimestone of /b/, he will pay on the bllazing plains of the bnet forums!!! Gezuz have meeeerrrrccyyy! Guide hisss soull gezuz!!! Save him from the clutches of the deevviill dear a loard!! Praise geezuz!!!
The MLP thread has been and endless source of amusing bans. Apparently some people can't understand people watching a cartoon. No matter, they will serve to amuse us HAHAHAHA! Best one, the day we learned plexa was a brony:
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Animzor was just temp banned for 2 days by Plexa.

That account was created on 2011-03-17 01:11:41 and had 177 posts.

Reason:

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On January 25 2012 17:59 Animzor wrote:
I was gonna check this thread just to see if this fad had ended yet, then I saw you guys arguing about a My Little Pony fanfic, wow, just fucking wow.
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If you ignore the giant warning at the top of the page, you will get banned.

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A hero among men:
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OpticalShot was just temp banned for 2 days by heyoka.

That account was created on 2009-10-06 10:40:29 and had 4058 posts.

Reason: I don't get it but here is your ban I guess.
Hygiene is important (ew ew ew ew ew)
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Selendiis was just banned by Jibba.

That account was created on 2011-11-04 12:36:01 and had 7 posts.

Reason: You're human filth. You are no longer welcome in this community. I hear NASL is picking up Tribes, maybe you can whore out your clammy pooch to a professional Tribes player.

Yup, the famous Camilla headset theft blog. So epic even Rekrul couldn't help but give it a shout out. Of course, she was later shown to be innocent, when the real culprit emerged:
ABL thread has even resulted in new breakfast cereal ideas, it's true.
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crazyT. was just banned by Kennigit.

That account was created on 2009-09-29 06:17:50 and had 4 posts.

Reason: You think you are a cool troll, but now you are IP banned. Also go eat a giant bowl of dicks. Thanks!
What....
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Torte de Lini was just temp banned for 1 week by Manifesto7.

That account was created on 2010-09-03 13:47:58 and had 17255 posts.

Reason: Failure at basic SS etiquette. Hopefully this week off will give you a chance to find your bandwidth, learn to record straight to YouTube, or at least post a picture.
Poetry from an awesome (but slightly scary) guy, so good. It's hard to choose.
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suckthisadd was just banned by Nyovne.

That account was created on 2011-11-30 12:25:37 and had 0 posts.

Reason: The letters now glitter down the screen;
Faintly tapped by keys unclean;
And the blue even slowly falls
About the forum alleys and halls.

Now in the falling of the gloom
The red fire paints the empty room:
And warmly on the roof it looks,
And flickers on the back of hooks.

Users march by thread and wire,
Of forums blazing, in the fire;
Till as I gaze with staring eyes,
The users fall, the lustre dies.

Then once again the glow returns;
Again the phantom forum burns;
And down the red-hot banlist, lo!
The phantom users marching go!

Blinking ads, tell me true
Where are those users marching to,
And what that burning forum is
That crumbles in your furnaces!
That time Idra declared war on Chill. Ahhh wacky fun.
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IdrA was just temp banned for 90 days by Liquid`Nazgul.

That account was created on 2004-07-31 20:59:50 and had 11027 posts.

Reason: A few days ago, one of our moderators (Chill) banned Idra for 2 days. After the ban, Idra encouraged his fans, through twitter, to harass and spam him on TL.

We spoke with Idra and he stated that he does not regret his actions and will not change his behavior on our forums. Thus, we've decided to ban him for 90 days. Regardless of whether he felt the 2-day ban was justified or not, we cannot tolerate a forum user publicly encouraging harassment of our moderators.

We understand that this decision may be unpopular among Greg's fans, but we have warned and banned him before about his conduct toward our staff members. We simply cannot accept this sort of abuse and insults directed toward our volunteer staff members who work very hard to make TL what it is.

Idra's stream will still be listed in the stream section. Our stream list is an informational resource much like the TLPD, Calendar, or Liquipedia. We believe for these resources to function properly, they must be comprehensive and complete and thus we do not remove banned pro players from them.
Alright, this next one needs some context for anyone to understand it. I'm sure no one else remembers this, but I thought it was particularly funny.
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On November 16 2011 04:34 Breadstick wrote:
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On November 16 2011 04:16 TheToast wrote:
On November 16 2011 04:13 BoomChild wrote:
On November 16 2011 04:09 TheToast wrote:
This thread has a life expectancy of less than 15 minutes.

Your mama's so far she has a life expectancy of less than 15 minutes

Yes, my mother is so "far".

Oh how grievously I have been zinged!

I wonder, how "far" does someone need to be from a computer that they can still type yet not proof-read?

you're fucking retarded.

User was temp banned for this post.

Hahahaha ahhh good times. Some people are too easy to fuck with.
And of course, last week when motbob banned me from the future.
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TheBread was just banned by motbob.

That account was created on 2012-04-25 07:00:45 and had 0 posts.

Reason: Future Previously Banned User.

Or maybe he banned my future self from the present? Or my present self in the future? You know what? I'm not sure it really matters. Just have one of these:

Trivia

This momentous occasion seems like the perfect time to review some ABL Thread trivia. Here are some things you probably didn't know about the ABL Thread, the bans, and the people who make them:

ETT was originally the 6th Teletubby. But when the show first went into production, he kept trying to hammer people to death. The prodcution company had no choice but to lock him up for eternity. When he found this out, ETT managed to escape the production company and fled through the streets of New York City. There, by chance, he ran into Hot_Bid who was coincidentally pondering how to deal with an influx of shitter posters on TL. It was a 1 in a million encounter. Seeing an opportunity, Hot_Bid immediately put him to work as a TL mod.

ETT in the early days
Torte de Lini's bans are actually excuses to take him offline while his programming is updated. For those of you unaware, Torte is in fact an advanced AI program designed from the ground up to simulate general internet forum banter. His name is actually an acronym for:

Team Liquid
Operating
Robot for
Talk
Emulation

de (latin for from)

Laboratories for
Innnovation on the
New
Internet

Originally designed in 2005 by a secret development company to automate troll and image macro posting on 4chan and reddit, it was found in tests that implimentation of such a technology made human users on those boards entirely irrelevant. So in early 2008 the technology was redesigned to meet the posting specifications of Team Liquid. After more than two years of testing and development the system was put into place in 2010 to help reduce the impact of the 4chan kiddies on TL. His latest ban reason includes the term "SS", which is short for "software support". Torte's twitter is actually run by separate software, and remains active while the main program is undergoing maintenance and upgrades.

Picture of the original Torte, the only one ever caught on film.
Picture taken shortly before it was destoyed by William Shatner
Motbob's real name is actually Dick Grayson. He spends his free time fighting crime and injustice as the sidekick to Batman, known as the Boy Wonder. He's a real hero, and his work on TeamLiquid stems from his desire to see justice on the internet.

The crime fighting duo of Batman and Motbob
Chill is actually Romanian.
Megalisk is actually the the Zerg Overmind communicating to us from the Koprulu sector. His many bans stem from his desire to destroy all life and assimilate its genetic material into the swarm.
Ares[Effort] is a genetically engineered super soldier from the future, who escaped the military training center where she grew up and began a covert war against the oppressive US government. For some reason that I can't come up with, she's come back in time to moderate Team Liquid and upload starcraft replays.

She's also really hot O.O
Nyovne is an ancient 16th Century medieval tyrant and sorcerer who has survived for 500 years by consuming the soles of his enemies. In the mid-2000s, Nyovne discovered an incredible opportunity on TL; the chance to inspire fear in the thousands of Starcraft fans across the globe. His trademark "poems" which he sometimes uses as ban reasons, are actually ancient mystical chants which allow him to suck the life-force from his banned opponents. Many fear him, and with good reason.

Nyovne the Carpathian
GMarshal Is a super class A hacker who lives in a =========== and he's really a nice =========. A little more about GM, his 0)(#)(@#$#@$)_@#$.... I thought what I'd do Was I'd become one of those deaf-mutes I thought what I'd do Was I'd become one of those deaf-mutes I thought what I'd do Was I'd become one of those deaf-mutes I thought what I'd do Was I'd become one of those deaf-mutes I thought what I'd do Was I'd become one of those deaf-mutes I thought what I'd do Was I'd become one of those deaf-mutes I thought what I'd do Was I'd become one of those deaf-mutes... #(*#$@ and that's the whole story!

Picture of GMarshal
The TI guy is actually a huge dick. No, really, he's a giant penis.
Manifesto is actually the most fearsome mod. As such, out of fear of getting permed, I have no jokes to make about him at this time.... >.> <.< >.> + Show Spoiler +
He's batman, he fights crime with motbob
Pholon has an interesting an unique background. Haven't you ever wondered why he's so effective as a moderator and as a LP administrator? This should explain everything:
TheToast is the guy who epically got banned on page 1000. He's a complete and total nerd who watched too much TV as a chile, has no girlfriend, and has far, far, too much time on his hands. But then, you probably knew that.

And now, because I can, enjoy some more ban list related content:

You'd have to be a pretty huge nerd to get this joke

TheToaster was just banned by TheToast

That account was created on 2011-08-03 06:06:06 and had 124 posts

Reason: Being TheToast's nemesis.

One day... one day...

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The avatar of the TL.net Bot AI, we hang out on the weekends
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OMG Lexa Doig your so hot... *drool*, best part of Andromeda

What dreams are made of

Well that's all I got, but we need to celebrate this milestone some way.... I know:

Ahh the 90s, good times.

And Finally, 1000 Pictures of Rainbow Dash for Page 1000:

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From: boesthius [ 9408 posts | Profile | Buddy ]
Subject: Re: Ban
Date: 10/22/11 04:03

Original Message From TheToast:
I deserved that.

O ode to thee Automated Ban List!
You tell us about the terrible posters in our midst,
So we can laugh at their transgress,
And wonder at their brainlessness
While many of them will return
There are some who will never learn

You are there for me on the coldest of days,
To make me laugh through the lonely haze.
But more than that you have much to teach
About which rules even roffles cannot breach
And which members of this community are gone
To never return for another eon.

But more than that, I feel at home here
Bereft of the loud mouths and fan boys,
This is the part of the community I endear
Where we laugh at the trolls and killjoys
Though one thing is not unclear
In a Liquid poetry match
Nyovne, I would swiftly dispatch

User was temp banned for this post.

ptmc

Finland306 Posts

April 29 2012 22:58 GMT

#19986

nice lock there

User was temp banned for this post.

rUiNati0n

United States1155 Posts

April 29 2012 23:00 GMT

#19987

Oh man I go to dinner and I miss it

User was temp banned for this post.

CyDe

United States1010 Posts

April 29 2012 23:01 GMT

#19988

They're... banned. THEY'RE ALL BANNED D,:

Yay

I love you all

User was temp banned for this post.

TheAmazombie

United States3714 Posts

April 29 2012 23:02 GMT

#19989

On April 30 2012 08:01 CyDe wrote:
They're... banned. THEY'RE ALL BANNED D,:

Yay

I love you all

Nice work Toast. I love you TL! I will take it!

User was temp banned for this post.

Jisall

United States2054 Posts

April 29 2012 23:02 GMT

#19990

Holy.... Crap..... the floor is covered in bodies.....

It's so quiet now....

Edit: i might get banned for this but requesitng 2-day for 1k page

User was temp banned for this post.

motbob

United States12546 Posts

April 29 2012 23:05 GMT

#19991

I'm pretty sure that's all the suicidal people we're gonna get. This thread is now safe to post in.

I have a feeling that a ban is in my future, actually...

PassiveAce

United States18076 Posts

April 29 2012 23:07 GMT

#19992

lol i look away for two minutes...
wait, this is safe to post in... right???

Kiett

United States7639 Posts

April 29 2012 23:08 GMT

#19993

hi :D

MaYuu

Sweden516 Posts

April 29 2012 23:08 GMT

#19994

lol wut is dis?

The_Templar

your Country52797 Posts

April 29 2012 23:08 GMT

#19995

Testing... :p

Dodgin

Canada39254 Posts

April 29 2012 23:09 GMT

#19996

Is it...safe?

PassiveAce

United States18076 Posts

April 29 2012 23:09 GMT

#19997

This thread is going to be DEAD QUIET for a couple days :p
all of the regulars are gone hehe.

KhAmun

United States1005 Posts

April 29 2012 23:10 GMT

#19998

On April 30 2012 08:05 motbob wrote:
I'm pretty sure that's all the suicidal people we're gonna get. This thread is now safe to post in.

I have a feeling that a ban is in my future, actually...

Is this some kind of trap card? I guess I'll find out.
Toast's post was pretty damn epic though.

EDIT: I actually kind of feel like I win this game, not only did I get the last post on page 1k, but I didn't get banned for it.

...
Unless ETT's sick humor comes into play.

Myles

United States5162 Posts

April 29 2012 23:10 GMT

#19999

Well that was quite the celebration. Glad everyone had fun :D