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On February 21 2012 05:58 CreatorGX wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2012 05:54 andrewlt wrote:On February 19 2012 06:09 llKenZyll wrote:On February 19 2012 05:58 Mr. Wiggles wrote:On February 19 2012 05:37 DeepElemBlues wrote:Where did you find these? Were they posted on reddit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodernism_GeneratorXD I forget what the website is that creates those little attack essays like the ones he posted, but it's similar to the Postmodernism Generator. You just plug in a few nouns and it does all the work. Here we go: http://www.longessays.com/http://www.essaygenerator.com/+ Show Spoiler +An essay on The Automated Ban List Thread
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind The Automated Ban List Thread, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of The Automated Ban List Thread. Though The Automated Ban List Thread is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning The Automated Ban List Thread by the easily lead, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of The Automated Ban List Thread to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he borrowed much from The Automated Ban List Thread. A child’s approach to The Automated Ban List Thread is quite good.
Of paramount importance to any study of The Automated Ban List Thread within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.
Economic Factors
Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? Of course, The Automated Ban List Thread fits perfectly into the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Transport
Costs
The Automated Ban List Thread
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of The Automated Ban List Thread, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Well transport costs looms over The Automated Ban List Thread this cannot be a coincidence. Perhaps to coin a phrase The Automated Ban List Threadeconomics will be the buzz word of the century
Political Factors
Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.
In the words of nobel prize winner Kuuipo Skank 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with The Automated Ban List Thread. History tells us that The Automated Ban List Thread will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Is The Automated Ban List Thread politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
To conclude, The Automated Ban List Thread plays a large part in the lives of all. It collaborates successfully, invades where necessary and is always fashionably late.
What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Whoopi Clooney: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without The Automated Ban List Thread.' [3] But I think the one he used is the Automatic Complaint Generator: http://www.pakin.org/complaint Yeah, I used the complaint generator. I wanted to leave him in suspense for a while, though. Then I was going to come back and say that I got them off the TeamSolid forums. It's a website where the most infamous PBU's meet to plot the overthrow and destruction of TeamLiquid. LOL the complaint generator is fucking hilarious if you try reading half of the first paragraph. It just uses big words and makes it so you cant understand what the fuck its trying to say. The fact that someone would write something like that would be funny ^_^ There was somebody in TL who got banned last year who posted like that. He would frequently try to incorporate as many big words as possible and make his sentences long and meandering. I always imagine him having a thesaurus open while posting on TL and choosing the most obscure word every time. "The longer my post is, the smarter I'll appear to them!" *banned* Makes me wonder if disemvoweling one of those posts would reduce one of those annoyingly long posts to half-size.
Oh, he didn't get banned for making incomprehensible posts. He started a thread insulting the mods in a short, simple sentence using short, simple words. I think he was so angry about something that he forgot to open his thesaurus.
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On February 21 2012 06:04 andrewlt wrote:
Oh, he didn't get banned for making incomprehensible posts. He started a thread insulting the mods in a short, simple sentence using short, simple words. I think he was so angry about something that he forgot to open his thesaurus.
Now I just have this hilarious image in my head of a raged-out nerd with a thesaurus in his lap, clacking words onto the keyboard, going "No, you're stupid!"
Thank you for making my day, andrewlt. 
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your Country52798 Posts
Ha, I perfer the random paragraph generator.
The drill advertises below a natural gutter. The alphabet drowns The Automated Ban List before the terror. Why does The Automated Ban List hold the guideline? The Automated Ban List screams throughout an irony. Can a smug slang relate The Automated Ban List? Every identifying pork locks the repertoire.
=]
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On February 21 2012 05:54 andrewlt wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2012 06:09 llKenZyll wrote:On February 19 2012 05:58 Mr. Wiggles wrote:On February 19 2012 05:37 DeepElemBlues wrote:Where did you find these? Were they posted on reddit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodernism_GeneratorXD I forget what the website is that creates those little attack essays like the ones he posted, but it's similar to the Postmodernism Generator. You just plug in a few nouns and it does all the work. Here we go: http://www.longessays.com/http://www.essaygenerator.com/+ Show Spoiler +An essay on The Automated Ban List Thread
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind The Automated Ban List Thread, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of The Automated Ban List Thread. Though The Automated Ban List Thread is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning The Automated Ban List Thread by the easily lead, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of The Automated Ban List Thread to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he borrowed much from The Automated Ban List Thread. A child’s approach to The Automated Ban List Thread is quite good.
Of paramount importance to any study of The Automated Ban List Thread within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.
Economic Factors
Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? Of course, The Automated Ban List Thread fits perfectly into the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Transport
Costs
The Automated Ban List Thread
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of The Automated Ban List Thread, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Well transport costs looms over The Automated Ban List Thread this cannot be a coincidence. Perhaps to coin a phrase The Automated Ban List Threadeconomics will be the buzz word of the century
Political Factors
Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.
In the words of nobel prize winner Kuuipo Skank 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with The Automated Ban List Thread. History tells us that The Automated Ban List Thread will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Is The Automated Ban List Thread politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
To conclude, The Automated Ban List Thread plays a large part in the lives of all. It collaborates successfully, invades where necessary and is always fashionably late.
What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Whoopi Clooney: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without The Automated Ban List Thread.' [3] But I think the one he used is the Automatic Complaint Generator: http://www.pakin.org/complaint Yeah, I used the complaint generator. I wanted to leave him in suspense for a while, though. Then I was going to come back and say that I got them off the TeamSolid forums. It's a website where the most infamous PBU's meet to plot the overthrow and destruction of TeamLiquid. LOL the complaint generator is fucking hilarious if you try reading half of the first paragraph. It just uses big words and makes it so you cant understand what the fuck its trying to say. The fact that someone would write something like that would be funny ^_^ There was somebody in TL who got banned last year who posted like that. He would frequently try to incorporate as many big words as possible and make his sentences long and meandering. I always imagine him having a thesaurus open while posting on TL and choosing the most obscure word every time.
What creedence does a coporeal being akin to the aformentioned example use to justify the continued behavior of a troglodyte? Surely there exists superior means for transmitting one's mental processing capabilities and general aptitude for a range of applications? It is a hypotesis of mine that perchance this individual was instead attempting to convey a false sense of intelligence as a means of increasing his own percieved image as an individual with an intagible postitive net present value? Though whatever his primary intentions, it is a long held conviction of mine that individuals who utilized exhaustive and Rube Goldeburg-like vocabulary often are percieved by their contemporary compatriots as having intelligence above the mean of the general population of humans on the planetary body on which we currently reside.
Though unlike this verbose fellow in question, I do not require the utilization of a thesaurus. (just spell check).
On February 21 2012 05:44 Jisall wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2012 05:18 TheToast wrote:On February 21 2012 05:01 flamewheel wrote:
You guys suck I definitely have at least 1000 posts with over two lines.Actually my post lengths probably fit some Poisson distribution ~_~ Adding a few words to make this three lines. Sorry that doesn't count. If you remove the line returns it's still only two. Try adding more fluff. For example, you could have written "one thousand" instead of "1000". Ttry adding more smilies too. Makes your post longer and also makes you seem like a really friendly guy.   Additionally, you could have explained what a "Poisson" distribution is. Granted if anyone cared they could probably just google it, but it would make you seem really smart. Can you help me on my english essays??? lol
$10 per hour. $160 per hour to edit and revise the initial error plagued document I will write for you. Though I can gaurentee a C or better. I call that the Toast C-eal of approval.
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Toast's guarantee's are crap. Still waiting on my check.
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On February 21 2012 06:43 ghost_403 wrote:
Toast's guarantee's are crap. Still waiting on my check.
I'm not sure what you are talking about, but all checks have a $40 processing fee.
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On February 21 2012 07:43 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2012 06:43 ghost_403 wrote:
Toast's guarantee's are crap. Still waiting on my check. I'm not sure what you are talking about, but all checks have a $40 processing fee.
Oh, that's what happened. Should be getting that check in a couple of days.
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On February 21 2012 07:43 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On February 21 2012 06:43 ghost_403 wrote:
Toast's guarantee's are crap. Still waiting on my check. I'm not sure what you are talking about, but all checks have a $40 processing fee.
Have you thought about a career in sales? lol
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l'll pass on the essay i got my own trick for taking up space.
Its called
Select All . (periods)
Increase font size
Open beer and laugh.
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Roe was just temp banned for 2 weeks by heyoka.
That account was created on 2010-06-16 02:47:59 and had 3468 posts.
Reason: Lessening ban to 2 weeks, at the request of p4ndemik. Thank him!
Looks like he caught a break.
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On February 21 2012 05:56 Vindicare605 wrote:
That complaint generator is awesome lol.
To experiment, I went for the lowest common denominator approach (or as FO suggests, the GCF...):
"There are many problems with your mom's smear tactics. The one that's the most blatant, and the one that I will limit my discussion to, is related to its overt support of Trotskyism. I guess I should start by saying that your mom sometimes puts itself in charge of leading us into an age of shoddiness—shoddy goods, shoddy services, shoddy morals, and shoddy people. At other times, one of its tuft-hunters, who are legion, is deputed for the job. In either case, when your mom hears anyone say that it favors obfuscation and deviousness above frankness, its answer is to reduce human beings to the status of domestic animals. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to provide you with a holistic and thematic history of its temperamental, churlish activities. Your mom's "compromises" are built on lies, and they depend on make-believe for their continuation. I find that I am embarrassed. I am embarrassed that some people just don't realize that I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for your mom's subterfuge. I'm completely stunned..."
I think my favorite thing about this is how your mom becomes an "it".
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
On February 21 2012 05:54 andrewlt wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2012 06:09 llKenZyll wrote:On February 19 2012 05:58 Mr. Wiggles wrote:On February 19 2012 05:37 DeepElemBlues wrote:Where did you find these? Were they posted on reddit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postmodernism_GeneratorXD I forget what the website is that creates those little attack essays like the ones he posted, but it's similar to the Postmodernism Generator. You just plug in a few nouns and it does all the work. Here we go: http://www.longessays.com/http://www.essaygenerator.com/+ Show Spoiler +An essay on The Automated Ban List Thread
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind The Automated Ban List Thread, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of The Automated Ban List Thread. Though The Automated Ban List Thread is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning The Automated Ban List Thread by the easily lead, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of The Automated Ban List Thread to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he borrowed much from The Automated Ban List Thread. A child’s approach to The Automated Ban List Thread is quite good.
Of paramount importance to any study of The Automated Ban List Thread within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.
Economic Factors
Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? Of course, The Automated Ban List Thread fits perfectly into the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Transport
Costs
The Automated Ban List Thread
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of The Automated Ban List Thread, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Well transport costs looms over The Automated Ban List Thread this cannot be a coincidence. Perhaps to coin a phrase The Automated Ban List Threadeconomics will be the buzz word of the century
Political Factors
Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.
In the words of nobel prize winner Kuuipo Skank 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with The Automated Ban List Thread. History tells us that The Automated Ban List Thread will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Is The Automated Ban List Thread politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
To conclude, The Automated Ban List Thread plays a large part in the lives of all. It collaborates successfully, invades where necessary and is always fashionably late.
What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Whoopi Clooney: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without The Automated Ban List Thread.' [3] But I think the one he used is the Automatic Complaint Generator: http://www.pakin.org/complaint Yeah, I used the complaint generator. I wanted to leave him in suspense for a while, though. Then I was going to come back and say that I got them off the TeamSolid forums. It's a website where the most infamous PBU's meet to plot the overthrow and destruction of TeamLiquid. LOL the complaint generator is fucking hilarious if you try reading half of the first paragraph. It just uses big words and makes it so you cant understand what the fuck its trying to say. The fact that someone would write something like that would be funny ^_^ There was somebody in TL who got banned last year who posted like that. He would frequently try to incorporate as many big words as possible and make his sentences long and meandering. I always imagine him having a thesaurus open while posting on TL and choosing the most obscure word every time.
Alternatively, be Moltke.
And no, smilies suck.
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On February 19 2012 04:42 Mr. Wiggles wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2012 20:37 BLinD-RawR wrote:On February 18 2012 17:40 motbob wrote:On February 18 2012 17:34 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Vanished131 was just banned by Barrin.
That account was created on 2010-10-10 17:16:59 and had 311 posts.
Reason: malicious PM's after temp ban
is it possible for barrin to share the PMs that got this guy banned? No? ok, just seemed interesting. Don't worry, I found them: + Show Spoiler +Although, ultimately, you will need to make up your own mind about Mr. Barrin, I have a number of things to say that you may find useful. So let's begin, quite properly, with a brief look at the historical development of the problem, of its attempted solutions, and of the eternal argument about it. Although I agree with those who think that he finds enemies everywhere, nevertheless, I cannot agree with the subject matter and attitude that is woven into every one of his inarticulate announcements. Why is he really so shabby? Is it because he expresses hostile odium toward anyone who intends to change the minds of those who curry favor with mawkish fast-talkers using a barrage of flattery, especially recognition of their "value", their "importance", their "educational mission", and other asinine nonsense? Or because what I call raving barrators are the lowest form of human life? I assert that that’s not my question to answer. I will say, however, that Barrin likes saying that everything will be hunky-dory if we let him wage an odd sort of warfare upon a largely unprepared and unrecognizing public. Okay, that's a parody—but not a very gross one. In point of fact, time cannot change Barrin's behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Barrin can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, carry our once-proud website deeper into savagery and depravity.
I have in fact told Barrin that no one will ever accuse him of being laconic. Unfortunately, there really wasn't anything to his response. I suppose Barrin just doesn't want to admit that he has repeatedly indicated a desire to lead a demented jihad against those who oppose him. Is that the sound of rarefied respectability that Barrin's disciples so frequently attribute to Barrin? The moonstruck blathering of a pestilential doomsday prophet is more like it. In fact, statements like, "The public perception is that I decidedly would have expected Barrin to at least listen to my side of the story" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. I've left out many criticisms of Mr. Barrin from this wailing wall of a letter. Nevertheless, I insist that it's a start—a philosophical space where we can plant a new flag symbolizing all that is wrong with Barrin. No other topic is more important and explains better the demise of our society than the saga of the mods. Without going into all the gory details, let's just say that the mods love everybody so much, they want to rip out the guts of everybody who doesn't love everybody as much as they do. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see the mods retain an institution which, twist and turn as you like, is and remains a disgrace to humanity. It makes me want to bring it to justice, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that every one of us has a role in saving this website from the mods' iracund terrorist organization. We all know that the mods have put our website in trouble. We may disagree on what to do about it, but we all know that our website is in trouble. May I suggest, therefore, that we purge the darkness from the mods' hearts? Doing so may help even dysfunctional buffoons see that if you think you can escape from the mods' inane, drugged-out newsgroup postings, then good-bye and good luck. To the rest of you I suggest that it doesn't do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of its inveracities in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must expose its pronouncements for what they really are.
I don't get it: Where do untoward fribbles like the mods come from, and what are we going to do with them? I mean, the mods frequently insists that their stances won't be used for political retribution. This lie of its cannot stand the light of day, and a few minutes' reflection will suffice to show how utterly gin-swilling a lie it is. Nonetheless, we really can't afford to let it pursue a twofold credo of favoritism and academicism. What I'm suggesting is that we call a spade a spade. That's the key to loving the Earth and everything that flowers and crawls upon it, and it's the only way that most people will ever learn that we mustn't let it fill children's credulous ears with its quisquiliary deblaterations. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. Having reached this letter's desition, I just want to leave you with the thought that writing letters like this one has earned me more hate mail from the mods than you would care to hear about. In this letter I would like to respond directly to TeamLiquid.net's malicious, petulant mind games. However, considering its inability to cope with the truth I feel that doing so would be a great disservice to TeamLiquid.net at this time. So, instead, I'll devote the rest of this letter to explaining as politely as possible how its abusive blandishments have earned it a spot near the top of my Worst Organizations in the World list. As a preliminary, I want to build a better world, a cleaner world, a safer world, and a saner world. So remember kids, if you want to call for ritualistic invocations of needlessly formal rules, all you have to do is agree to let TeamLiquid.net make me the target of a constant, consistent, systematic, sustained campaign of attacks. Now that I've had a chance to cogitate, let me see if I have TeamLiquid.net's argument correct: It seems to be saying that it has the trappings of deity. Well, TeamLiquid.net can believe whatever it wants, but we all know that the truth is that if we don't enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their freedoms, then TeamLiquid.net will soon become unstoppable. No borders will be able to detain it. No united global opinion will be able to isolate it. No international police or juridical institutions will be able to interdict it.
TeamLiquid.net believes that education should teach the precepts of despotism and the duties of man towards adversarial quacksalvers. The real damage that this belief causes actually has nothing to do with the belief itself but with psychology, human nature, and the skillful psychological manipulation of that nature by TeamLiquid.net and its malign goombahs. TeamLiquid.net is trying to hide the fact that I unequivocally find its demeanor and pomposity downright appalling. Nevertheless, one thing that rings true with crystalline clarity is that TeamLiquid.net is surely up to something. I don't know exactly what, but its confreres like to say, "TeamLiquid.net's tirades provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything." Such frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. If someone wants me to believe something unrestrained like that, that person will have to show me some concrete evidence. Meanwhile, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, intend to show you that TeamLiquid.net is doing everything in its power to make me suffer the pain of its wrath. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance.
To those readers who believe that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible, you have not been paying attention. I recently read a book confirming what I've been saying for years, that I recently heard TeamLiquid.net tell a bunch of people that it possesses infinite wisdom. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text. TeamLiquid.net is unable to empathize with the pain of its victims. How much more illumination does that fact need before TeamLiquid.net can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that if it weren't for TeamLiquid.net's double standards it would have no standards at all. Hence, it's absolutely a waste of time even to address TeamLiquid.net's hypocrisy. That's why I'll state merely that given the amount of misinformation that it is circulating, I must really point out that inasmuch as I disagree with its accusations and find its ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet its speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. The take-away message of this letter is that TeamLiquid.net hates me for my determination and my aggressive stance for what is right. Think about it. I don't want to have to write another letter a few years from now, in the wake of a society torn apart by TeamLiquid.net's juvenile campaigns of malice and malignity, reminding you that you were warned.
... I say with complete sincerity, without hyperbole: What The Fuck.
That just has that perfect blend of self-deceptive intellectualism ("I've had a chance to cogitate" No human being who didn't have their head up their own ass has ever said or written that sentence before), incoherant ramblings, meandering douchebaggery, and complete batshit craziness. I've never seen anything quite like it.
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Italy12247 Posts
VavPK was just temp banned for 2 days by iamke55.
That account was created on 2011-05-06 13:02:39 and had 59 posts.
Reason: Balance whining in LR thread.
I love when the idiots i report get banned. Does that make me a terrible person?
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On February 21 2012 19:47 Teoita wrote:Show nested quote +VavPK was just temp banned for 2 days by iamke55.
That account was created on 2011-05-06 13:02:39 and had 59 posts.
Reason: Balance whining in LR thread. I love when the idiots i report get banned. Does that make me a terrible person?
Half the time when I report someone, I keep double checking to see if the Mods agree with me or not. Actually, I wish there was a way to edit the Report Message. Sometimes I get so worked up when I see something retarded, I just report it with something along the lines of "fuck this in every conceivable way possible" .
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On February 21 2012 17:11 NicolBolas wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2012 04:42 Mr. Wiggles wrote:On February 18 2012 20:37 BLinD-RawR wrote:On February 18 2012 17:40 motbob wrote:On February 18 2012 17:34 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Vanished131 was just banned by Barrin.
That account was created on 2010-10-10 17:16:59 and had 311 posts.
Reason: malicious PM's after temp ban
is it possible for barrin to share the PMs that got this guy banned? No? ok, just seemed interesting. Don't worry, I found them: + Show Spoiler +Although, ultimately, you will need to make up your own mind about Mr. Barrin, I have a number of things to say that you may find useful. So let's begin, quite properly, with a brief look at the historical development of the problem, of its attempted solutions, and of the eternal argument about it. Although I agree with those who think that he finds enemies everywhere, nevertheless, I cannot agree with the subject matter and attitude that is woven into every one of his inarticulate announcements. Why is he really so shabby? Is it because he expresses hostile odium toward anyone who intends to change the minds of those who curry favor with mawkish fast-talkers using a barrage of flattery, especially recognition of their "value", their "importance", their "educational mission", and other asinine nonsense? Or because what I call raving barrators are the lowest form of human life? I assert that that’s not my question to answer. I will say, however, that Barrin likes saying that everything will be hunky-dory if we let him wage an odd sort of warfare upon a largely unprepared and unrecognizing public. Okay, that's a parody—but not a very gross one. In point of fact, time cannot change Barrin's behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Barrin can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, carry our once-proud website deeper into savagery and depravity.
I have in fact told Barrin that no one will ever accuse him of being laconic. Unfortunately, there really wasn't anything to his response. I suppose Barrin just doesn't want to admit that he has repeatedly indicated a desire to lead a demented jihad against those who oppose him. Is that the sound of rarefied respectability that Barrin's disciples so frequently attribute to Barrin? The moonstruck blathering of a pestilential doomsday prophet is more like it. In fact, statements like, "The public perception is that I decidedly would have expected Barrin to at least listen to my side of the story" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. I've left out many criticisms of Mr. Barrin from this wailing wall of a letter. Nevertheless, I insist that it's a start—a philosophical space where we can plant a new flag symbolizing all that is wrong with Barrin. No other topic is more important and explains better the demise of our society than the saga of the mods. Without going into all the gory details, let's just say that the mods love everybody so much, they want to rip out the guts of everybody who doesn't love everybody as much as they do. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see the mods retain an institution which, twist and turn as you like, is and remains a disgrace to humanity. It makes me want to bring it to justice, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that every one of us has a role in saving this website from the mods' iracund terrorist organization. We all know that the mods have put our website in trouble. We may disagree on what to do about it, but we all know that our website is in trouble. May I suggest, therefore, that we purge the darkness from the mods' hearts? Doing so may help even dysfunctional buffoons see that if you think you can escape from the mods' inane, drugged-out newsgroup postings, then good-bye and good luck. To the rest of you I suggest that it doesn't do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of its inveracities in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must expose its pronouncements for what they really are.
I don't get it: Where do untoward fribbles like the mods come from, and what are we going to do with them? I mean, the mods frequently insists that their stances won't be used for political retribution. This lie of its cannot stand the light of day, and a few minutes' reflection will suffice to show how utterly gin-swilling a lie it is. Nonetheless, we really can't afford to let it pursue a twofold credo of favoritism and academicism. What I'm suggesting is that we call a spade a spade. That's the key to loving the Earth and everything that flowers and crawls upon it, and it's the only way that most people will ever learn that we mustn't let it fill children's credulous ears with its quisquiliary deblaterations. That would be like letting the Mafia serve as a new national police force in Italy. Having reached this letter's desition, I just want to leave you with the thought that writing letters like this one has earned me more hate mail from the mods than you would care to hear about. In this letter I would like to respond directly to TeamLiquid.net's malicious, petulant mind games. However, considering its inability to cope with the truth I feel that doing so would be a great disservice to TeamLiquid.net at this time. So, instead, I'll devote the rest of this letter to explaining as politely as possible how its abusive blandishments have earned it a spot near the top of my Worst Organizations in the World list. As a preliminary, I want to build a better world, a cleaner world, a safer world, and a saner world. So remember kids, if you want to call for ritualistic invocations of needlessly formal rules, all you have to do is agree to let TeamLiquid.net make me the target of a constant, consistent, systematic, sustained campaign of attacks. Now that I've had a chance to cogitate, let me see if I have TeamLiquid.net's argument correct: It seems to be saying that it has the trappings of deity. Well, TeamLiquid.net can believe whatever it wants, but we all know that the truth is that if we don't enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their freedoms, then TeamLiquid.net will soon become unstoppable. No borders will be able to detain it. No united global opinion will be able to isolate it. No international police or juridical institutions will be able to interdict it.
TeamLiquid.net believes that education should teach the precepts of despotism and the duties of man towards adversarial quacksalvers. The real damage that this belief causes actually has nothing to do with the belief itself but with psychology, human nature, and the skillful psychological manipulation of that nature by TeamLiquid.net and its malign goombahs. TeamLiquid.net is trying to hide the fact that I unequivocally find its demeanor and pomposity downright appalling. Nevertheless, one thing that rings true with crystalline clarity is that TeamLiquid.net is surely up to something. I don't know exactly what, but its confreres like to say, "TeamLiquid.net's tirades provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything." Such frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. If someone wants me to believe something unrestrained like that, that person will have to show me some concrete evidence. Meanwhile, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, intend to show you that TeamLiquid.net is doing everything in its power to make me suffer the pain of its wrath. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance.
To those readers who believe that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible, you have not been paying attention. I recently read a book confirming what I've been saying for years, that I recently heard TeamLiquid.net tell a bunch of people that it possesses infinite wisdom. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text. TeamLiquid.net is unable to empathize with the pain of its victims. How much more illumination does that fact need before TeamLiquid.net can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that if it weren't for TeamLiquid.net's double standards it would have no standards at all. Hence, it's absolutely a waste of time even to address TeamLiquid.net's hypocrisy. That's why I'll state merely that given the amount of misinformation that it is circulating, I must really point out that inasmuch as I disagree with its accusations and find its ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet its speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. The take-away message of this letter is that TeamLiquid.net hates me for my determination and my aggressive stance for what is right. Think about it. I don't want to have to write another letter a few years from now, in the wake of a society torn apart by TeamLiquid.net's juvenile campaigns of malice and malignity, reminding you that you were warned. ... I say with complete sincerity, without hyperbole: What The Fuck. That just has that perfect blend of self-deceptive intellectualism ("I've had a chance to cogitate" No human being who didn't have their head up their own ass has ever said or written that sentence before), incoherant ramblings, meandering douchebaggery, and complete batshit craziness. I've never seen anything quite like it.
Wow, I knew there was a reason I keep on coming back to this thread. Who writes sentences like: "The moonstruck blathering of a pestilential doomsday prophet is more like it."??? Incredible, although I have seen this kind of a thing before, once. There is something scary about a fierce intellect left entirely to its own designs, which generates what would be best described as insanity. I might be judgmental, but this guy seems to be a sociopath, entirely unaware of how society functions, or even of the meaning of the words and phrases he uses. I also assume that he is young and an enthusiastic reader.
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Can't discuss it but we have to vote?
Doesn't the context and people who say it really depend?
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Poll: What do you want to know about Megalisk's poll?Why is this in the ABL thread? (6) 33% Who's Megalisk and why would I want to PM him? (6) 33% What does this have to do with anything? (5) 28% Why is he making polls about racial slurs? (1) 6% 18 total votes Your vote: What do you want to know about Megalisk's poll? (Vote): What does this have to do with anything?
(Vote): Why is this in the ABL thread?
(Vote): Why is he making polls about racial slurs?
(Vote): Who's Megalisk and why would I want to PM him?
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I have a friend who went to an interview once. Allegedly, the boss said "Good morning" and my friend replied with "Yo nigga, 'sup?"
He didn't get the job.
And no, I did not get that story from my friend, but from someone else who was working at the shop who the boss told afterwards.
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On February 22 2012 02:03 TheToast wrote:Poll: What do you want to know about Megalisk's poll?Why is this in the ABL thread? (6) 33% Who's Megalisk and why would I want to PM him? (6) 33% What does this have to do with anything? (5) 28% Why is he making polls about racial slurs? (1) 6% 18 total votes Your vote: What do you want to know about Megalisk's poll? (Vote): What does this have to do with anything?
(Vote): Why is this in the ABL thread?
(Vote): Why is he making polls about racial slurs?
(Vote): Who's Megalisk and why would I want to PM him?
you didn't add in 'all of the above'
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