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Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
November 13 2011 19:00 GMT
#13341
On November 14 2011 01:39 Probe1 wrote:
I just woke up from the weirdest fucking dream I've had in months. I tried to steal a space shuttle from NASA and we broke it so Harem banned me for 8 weeks. The ban reason was: Potato.
Wtf?


I REALLY want Harem to act upon this sometime in the future. That's the weirdest dream I've heard about in a long time..
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
November 13 2011 19:04 GMT
#13342
No shit I woke up and didn't know what was wrong with me lol. I was the epitome of that wtf meme. There was so many things that were so wrong.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
November 13 2011 19:11 GMT
#13343
Weirdest dream I ever had was a long time ago, I was a senior in high school, and I was looking for a job/internship but whenever I walked in to do an interview with a potential employer, I would speak in reverse. O_o

gnisufnoc yrev saw tI
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
BobTheLob
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada362 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-13 19:30:44
November 13 2011 19:24 GMT
#13344
and thus the thread was derailed once more!

EDIT: I miss TI## he made sure to make this thread fun
BobTheLob Lurker extraordinaire
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
November 13 2011 19:34 GMT
#13345
IMO the TI___ guy made bans really friggin boring. Never anything exciting going on, just 9/10ths of the bans being "PBU" with the same name. Heh.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
November 13 2011 21:39 GMT
#13346
On November 14 2011 04:34 Torenhire wrote:
IMO the TI___ guy made bans really friggin boring. Never anything exciting going on, just 9/10ths of the bans being "PBU" with the same name. Heh.

Teh poems were awesome.
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eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
November 14 2011 04:55 GMT
#13347
Anyone here playing Skyrim?

It seems that there exists a weapon in the game that is specifically made for moderators of any site.

[image loading]

http://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/mba1e/i_found_a_banhammer/
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
November 14 2011 05:17 GMT
#13348
Fuck!

Goddamn study. You stay away from TL for a few days and you miss the best shit. Thanks for waiting guys

+ Show Spoiler +
On November 09 2011 17:40 marttorn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2011 14:33 Probulous wrote:
On November 09 2011 14:25 TheToast wrote:
On November 09 2011 14:14 Probe1 wrote:
No one or anyone that thinks it's an effective way of putting someone down. In life it's one of the standards in the book of Douche but on a forum where everyone has come to enjoy a passion together.. it seethes pretentious self importance on a level that I actually can't shake off.


Did I miss something?


No I don't think you did. Both Bob and myself are still trying to find what this is connected with

I think Probe forgot that perhaps we weren't reading exactly what he was reading?

Btw mattron, way to steal my idea :

On November 08 2011 20:38 marttorn wrote:
Hi! Well, it's more like 1 and a half, considering one of them has kind of already been noticed and approved of by a few guys from staff (Namely ETT and Plexa I believe?)

Anyways, I would appreciate constructive criticisms/objections

1: "Days since last ban"

Fairly self-explanatory. In a user's profile there will be a counter in bold red (or, well, whatever is preferred) that says "Days since last ban: _" or a variation, such as "user has been unbanned since *date user was unbanned*"

There are some other variations too, but that's the basic idea. Could perhaps apply to warnings, too. If the user has no warnings/bans, it would say "User has no bans/warnings" or something similar.


Just for this, I demand that this statistic be referred to as the "toast count"

+ Show Spoiler +
tee hee


If it is any consolation, Toast count is way better than mattorn count

PS mattorn, goats or no goats, still don't think you're norwegian. You spend far too much time here. Every norwegian I know spends every second of their life travelling. Granted that could be because the only ones I've met have been in Oz. I will not let that small fact get in the way of my accusation! Imposter!

If you keep misspelling my name I will find you, and I will tickle you.

And yeah, I should of given toasty credit T_T sorryy~~


Public Personal Message:
To marttorn, my deepest apologies. Now stay the fuck away from me! Back foul pretending-to-be-Norwegian tickling beast
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
November 14 2011 12:14 GMT
#13349
Pleeeeexa

We were having a good LR thread today, but now a few people are insulting others about gg'ing
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
November 14 2011 12:17 GMT
#13350
On November 14 2011 04:11 Torenhire wrote:
Weirdest dream I ever had was a long time ago, I was a senior in high school, and I was looking for a job/internship but whenever I walked in to do an interview with a potential employer, I would speak in reverse. O_o

gnisufnoc yrev saw tI


And I definitely read the last word as TL, and not It backwards...

Ok, I need to stop being an TL so much as well
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
impression
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
413 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-14 13:12:40
November 14 2011 12:57 GMT
#13351
Veclada was just temp banned for 2 days by Plexa.

That account was created on 2010-09-29 06:47:08 and had 312 posts.

Reason: Why was it necessary to tag on "your probably mentally retarded as well"?


The irony! Haha. Okay, i shouldn't be a grammar nazi about such things, but I laughed ^^

Edit: I have way too many dreams about TL, and starcraft. I once dreamt I went for coffee with Morrow (?), had a queen chasing Day 9 (?), Nyovne banned me for visiting him at work (?) and that Nyovne was a train conductor with his own butler.
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
November 14 2011 13:22 GMT
#13352
A lot of people getting banned in that LR thread today, near the end.

The last SC2 dream I had was when I was flying a Battlecruiser, with Day9 as the co-pilot, and he would never fire at any enemies because he kept looking to the side and saying "Day9"

O.o
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
November 14 2011 14:19 GMT
#13353
On November 14 2011 21:17 Hassybaby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2011 04:11 Torenhire wrote:
Weirdest dream I ever had was a long time ago, I was a senior in high school, and I was looking for a job/internship but whenever I walked in to do an interview with a potential employer, I would speak in reverse. O_o

gnisufnoc yrev saw tI


And I definitely read the last word as TL, and not It backwards...

Ok, I need to stop being an TL so much as well

I think the LR thread today was pretty good.
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
November 14 2011 14:30 GMT
#13354
On November 14 2011 23:19 Plexa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2011 21:17 Hassybaby wrote:
On November 14 2011 04:11 Torenhire wrote:
Weirdest dream I ever had was a long time ago, I was a senior in high school, and I was looking for a job/internship but whenever I walked in to do an interview with a potential employer, I would speak in reverse. O_o

gnisufnoc yrev saw tI


And I definitely read the last word as TL, and not It backwards...

Ok, I need to stop being an TL so much as well

I think the LR thread today was pretty good.


I dunno. We've had some amazing LR threads recently where everone got along fine and just enjoyed the games. And the discussions afterwards were polite and interesting.

Today was going the same...then + Show Spoiler +
Naniwa's non-gg opened the gates...


So close to being another one to join the good LR threads
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
November 14 2011 14:35 GMT
#13355
On November 14 2011 23:19 Plexa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2011 21:17 Hassybaby wrote:
On November 14 2011 04:11 Torenhire wrote:
Weirdest dream I ever had was a long time ago, I was a senior in high school, and I was looking for a job/internship but whenever I walked in to do an interview with a potential employer, I would speak in reverse. O_o

gnisufnoc yrev saw tI


And I definitely read the last word as TL, and not It backwards...

Ok, I need to stop being an TL so much as well

I think the LR thread today was pretty good.


Agreed,I couldn't watch the game so I was using the thread for what its actual purpose is
There was no real flaming or balance whining as far as I have seen and loads of people took the initiative to LR when someone stopped,including plexa,so thanks guys,helped me a bunch:D
Cackle™
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
November 14 2011 15:37 GMT
#13356
On November 14 2011 23:35 TheKefka wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2011 23:19 Plexa wrote:
On November 14 2011 21:17 Hassybaby wrote:
On November 14 2011 04:11 Torenhire wrote:
Weirdest dream I ever had was a long time ago, I was a senior in high school, and I was looking for a job/internship but whenever I walked in to do an interview with a potential employer, I would speak in reverse. O_o

gnisufnoc yrev saw tI


And I definitely read the last word as TL, and not It backwards...

Ok, I need to stop being an TL so much as well

I think the LR thread today was pretty good.


Agreed,I couldn't watch the game so I was using the thread for what its actual purpose is
There was no real flaming or balance whining as far as I have seen and loads of people took the initiative to LR when someone stopped,including plexa,so thanks guys,helped me a bunch:D


I think the Camila thread helped clean out some of the trash, if only temporarily.

We will have to see how things go in the LR thread this weekend, by way of popularity MLG always brings out some of the worst. Maybe on Thursday I should just make a surf account and create an ultra trolly thread to see if we can keep them away from MLG LR.
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
November 14 2011 15:43 GMT
#13357
On November 15 2011 00:37 TheToast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2011 23:35 TheKefka wrote:
On November 14 2011 23:19 Plexa wrote:
On November 14 2011 21:17 Hassybaby wrote:
On November 14 2011 04:11 Torenhire wrote:
Weirdest dream I ever had was a long time ago, I was a senior in high school, and I was looking for a job/internship but whenever I walked in to do an interview with a potential employer, I would speak in reverse. O_o

gnisufnoc yrev saw tI


And I definitely read the last word as TL, and not It backwards...

Ok, I need to stop being an TL so much as well

I think the LR thread today was pretty good.


Agreed,I couldn't watch the game so I was using the thread for what its actual purpose is
There was no real flaming or balance whining as far as I have seen and loads of people took the initiative to LR when someone stopped,including plexa,so thanks guys,helped me a bunch:D


I think the Camila thread helped clean out some of the trash, if only temporarily.

We will have to see how things go in the LR thread this weekend, by way of popularity MLG always brings out some of the worst. Maybe on Thursday I should just make a surf account and create an ultra trolly thread to see if we can keep them away from MLG LR.


Borderline martyring? Well you'd be a hero to the LR veterans :D
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
TheToast
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4808 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-14 15:52:44
November 14 2011 15:50 GMT
#13358
On November 15 2011 00:43 Hassybaby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2011 00:37 TheToast wrote:
On November 14 2011 23:35 TheKefka wrote:
On November 14 2011 23:19 Plexa wrote:
On November 14 2011 21:17 Hassybaby wrote:
On November 14 2011 04:11 Torenhire wrote:
Weirdest dream I ever had was a long time ago, I was a senior in high school, and I was looking for a job/internship but whenever I walked in to do an interview with a potential employer, I would speak in reverse. O_o

gnisufnoc yrev saw tI


And I definitely read the last word as TL, and not It backwards...

Ok, I need to stop being an TL so much as well

I think the LR thread today was pretty good.


Agreed,I couldn't watch the game so I was using the thread for what its actual purpose is
There was no real flaming or balance whining as far as I have seen and loads of people took the initiative to LR when someone stopped,including plexa,so thanks guys,helped me a bunch:D


I think the Camila thread helped clean out some of the trash, if only temporarily.

We will have to see how things go in the LR thread this weekend, by way of popularity MLG always brings out some of the worst. Maybe on Thursday I should just make a surf account and create an ultra trolly thread to see if we can keep them away from MLG LR.


Borderline martyring? Well you'd be a hero to the LR veterans :D


Lol I didn't say I would get banned. Proxy->smurf account. Create long stupid thread about why zerg is OP. Boom, trash is taken out. MLG LR is saved.



A thread about HuK White-Ra flirting with me, stealing my mouse, and then not gg'ing might work too.


+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=284741&currentpage=17#324
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
November 14 2011 15:55 GMT
#13359
Your post was one of my favourite parts in that thread, just in front of BrTarolg propositioning himself to Geoff.

I'd love if he did that to someone in real life, would be SO fun to watch
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
impression
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
413 Posts
November 14 2011 16:05 GMT
#13360
On November 15 2011 00:50 TheToast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2011 00:43 Hassybaby wrote:
On November 15 2011 00:37 TheToast wrote:
On November 14 2011 23:35 TheKefka wrote:
On November 14 2011 23:19 Plexa wrote:
On November 14 2011 21:17 Hassybaby wrote:
On November 14 2011 04:11 Torenhire wrote:
Weirdest dream I ever had was a long time ago, I was a senior in high school, and I was looking for a job/internship but whenever I walked in to do an interview with a potential employer, I would speak in reverse. O_o

gnisufnoc yrev saw tI


And I definitely read the last word as TL, and not It backwards...

Ok, I need to stop being an TL so much as well

I think the LR thread today was pretty good.


Agreed,I couldn't watch the game so I was using the thread for what its actual purpose is
There was no real flaming or balance whining as far as I have seen and loads of people took the initiative to LR when someone stopped,including plexa,so thanks guys,helped me a bunch:D


I think the Camila thread helped clean out some of the trash, if only temporarily.

We will have to see how things go in the LR thread this weekend, by way of popularity MLG always brings out some of the worst. Maybe on Thursday I should just make a surf account and create an ultra trolly thread to see if we can keep them away from MLG LR.


Borderline martyring? Well you'd be a hero to the LR veterans :D


Lol I didn't say I would get banned. Proxy->smurf account. Create long stupid thread about why zerg is OP. Boom, trash is taken out. MLG LR is saved.



A thread about HuK White-Ra flirting with me, stealing my mouse, and then not gg'ing might work too.


+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=284741&currentpage=17#324


That made my day ^_^ today i checked on her facebook profile - it seems her profile picture is now a set of headphones. I am not sure whether this is an attempt at cruel irony (and mockery) or if she was desperate to change her profile picture to something people wouldn't recognize her in. That being said, there were surprisingly few bans or warnings dished out/needed given the nature of the thread and the number of views and responses it had. My only regret was that I didn't get my say in before it was closed.
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