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impression
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
413 Posts
November 07 2011 08:34 GMT
#13101
How do you do it Nyovne? Get all the ladies to PM you?
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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 08:37:14
November 07 2011 08:36 GMT
#13102
Use the internet to mask my poor personal hygiene and ban people to shroud my lackluster wit in imaginary power.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
impression
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
413 Posts
November 07 2011 08:38 GMT
#13103
On November 07 2011 17:36 Nyovne wrote:
Use the internet to mask my poor personal hygiene and ban people to shroud my lackluster wit in imaginary power.


Threaten them with temps too?
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marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
November 07 2011 08:41 GMT
#13104
On November 07 2011 17:36 Nyovne wrote:
Use the internet to mask my poor personal hygiene and ban people to shroud my lackluster wit in imaginary power.


GENIUS

Whenever I meet a girl on the internet now I'll be all like "Hey girl, I showered recently, and I'm allowed to prevent people from posting for a certain amount of time on this one forum... Yeah, no big deal"

I was going to say "He shows them his big, red banhammer" to explain why you get all the ladies, Nyovne. You could of gotten a free compliment, but instead you elected the path of self-deprication. FOOL!
memes are a dish best served dank
impression
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
413 Posts
November 07 2011 09:08 GMT
#13105
On November 07 2011 17:41 marttorn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 17:36 Nyovne wrote:
Use the internet to mask my poor personal hygiene and ban people to shroud my lackluster wit in imaginary power.


GENIUS

Whenever I meet a girl on the internet now I'll be all like "Hey girl, I showered recently, and I'm allowed to prevent people from posting for a certain amount of time on this one forum... Yeah, no big deal"

I was going to say "He shows them his big, red banhammer" to explain why you get all the ladies, Nyovne. You could of gotten a free compliment, but instead you elected the path of self-deprication. FOOL!


Hahaha! Its true. He waves his hammer and the ladies come a-running. Lucky personal hygiene counts for nothing on the internet. Nor do red, ringed eyes, pudgy fingers (not that gamers have pudgy fingers, hell, its the most exercised part of their bodies!) or erectile dysfunction. Also, you could always copy paste some other witty person's words (and modify them into a ban reason).
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bkrow
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia8532 Posts
November 07 2011 09:09 GMT
#13106
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=32696&currentpage=1018#20363

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=32696&currentpage=1018#20364

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=32696&currentpage=1018#20367



3 bans that affirm my faith in the system

A special shoutout to Probe1 for foreseeing their fate.

In The Rear With The Gear .. *giggle* /////////// cobra-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
November 07 2011 09:19 GMT
#13107
On November 07 2011 18:09 bkrow wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=32696&currentpage=1018#20363

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=32696&currentpage=1018#20364

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=32696&currentpage=1018#20367



3 bans that affirm my faith in the system

A special shoutout to Probe1 for foreseeing their fate.



Particularly the 2nd one.
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
Iyerbeth
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
England2410 Posts
November 07 2011 13:34 GMT
#13108
Sutekh_Slain was just banned by Nyovne.

That account was created on 2011-11-01 17:37:50 and had 1 posts.

Reason: With that as your first post I'm going to have to go with "not ready to post on TL yet".


+ Show Spoiler [The Actual Post] +

On November 07 2011 15:08 Sutekh_Slain wrote:
wouldn't you have your folks meet your significant other like in 6 months? 5 years seem strange to me.

edit --
should have a "Shoot the parents" option for all 3 questions

User was banned for this post.



That one seemed a bit harsh. Wasn't the best post ever admitedly but straight to perm? Ouch! Unless the edit also hid something I guess.
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Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
November 07 2011 13:56 GMT
#13109
On November 07 2011 22:34 Iyerbeth wrote:
Show nested quote +
Sutekh_Slain was just banned by Nyovne.

That account was created on 2011-11-01 17:37:50 and had 1 posts.

Reason: With that as your first post I'm going to have to go with "not ready to post on TL yet".


+ Show Spoiler [The Actual Post] +

On November 07 2011 15:08 Sutekh_Slain wrote:
wouldn't you have your folks meet your significant other like in 6 months? 5 years seem strange to me.

edit --
should have a "Shoot the parents" option for all 3 questions

User was banned for this post.



That one seemed a bit harsh. Wasn't the best post ever admitedly but straight to perm? Ouch! Unless the edit also hid something I guess.


The first 10 posts are normally very important in terms of banning possibilities, just because a lot of people make accounts purely to flame in a single thread. Can't take any chances
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
AmericanUmlaut
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2597 Posts
November 07 2011 14:34 GMT
#13110
On November 07 2011 17:12 Nyovne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 16:04 Empyrean wrote:
On November 07 2011 11:58 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Just for hilarity's sake...

Original Message From Krehlmar:
How was that unfair to say?

And you do know that your system of "warnings" and "bans" is pretty bad, Around 4 times have I earned it the rest are when peps like you are having a bad day and see I've get enough warnings to warrent a ban whatever I do. Meh I'll just proxy an IP and hang around anyway if nothing else just to go against your attitude.

I work with eSports and I've got no problems hanging it with anyone but you mods, especially kenniget and you, have some serious issues with grouping up anyone you don't agree with as being a total asshole of 14 years old age.

I really do hope I get to met you in real life just to confront this attitude of you guys, I atleast never censur anyone I do not agree with.

"fed up" fuck you with fed up, I'm gonna visit and post on these forums as much as I wan't and you can't do a shit about it.


and made another pm that said "Oh I forgot"

Original Message From Krehlmar:
Fuck you

And Good day to you too.


Basically justifies us banning him + a little personal threat thrown in for good measure. What's even funnier is that several mods/admins already suggested he be permed and he thinks it's some personal vendetta. Hint: When it's everyone vs you, it might just be you...


Have you ever noticed that the more hilariously angry someone gets, the worse his spelling becomes?


This is also true for the more aroused women become when they send me PMs.


I just wanted to tell you, Nyovne, I'm rding ur bann poettrry rit noooooow aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnna npaoös df nasldkvjyxocvin aw.eklyxjhpcvoky lxjnv. as,dfhhääääääällllllllllllllpld uiovhnyx.v lsiuhf
The frumious Bandersnatch
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
November 07 2011 14:51 GMT
#13111
Good day on the LR thread. I think there was only one ban. Everyone was just happy to see the games today, which was cool

I also concede, John the Translator is right. The overlord is the most boring unit in the game
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
BobTheLob
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada362 Posts
November 07 2011 14:55 GMT
#13112
On November 07 2011 23:51 Hassybaby wrote:
Good day on the LR thread. I think there was only one ban. Everyone was just happy to see the games today, which was cool

I also concede, John the Translator is right. The overlord is the most boring unit in the game


To this I say http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=283235
BobTheLob Lurker extraordinaire
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
November 07 2011 15:03 GMT
#13113
On November 07 2011 23:55 BobTheLob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 23:51 Hassybaby wrote:
Good day on the LR thread. I think there was only one ban. Everyone was just happy to see the games today, which was cool

I also concede, John the Translator is right. The overlord is the most boring unit in the game


To this I say http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=283235


Pfft, all the overlords did there was vomit and float. It was the units underneath that we're awesome, we just couldn't see everything
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
Hertzy
Profile Joined September 2011
Finland355 Posts
November 07 2011 15:35 GMT
#13114
On November 08 2011 00:03 Hassybaby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2011 23:55 BobTheLob wrote:
On November 07 2011 23:51 Hassybaby wrote:
Good day on the LR thread. I think there was only one ban. Everyone was just happy to see the games today, which was cool

I also concede, John the Translator is right. The overlord is the most boring unit in the game


To this I say http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=283235


Pfft, all the overlords did there was vomit and float. It was the units underneath that we're awesome, we just couldn't see everything


And now I'm wondering if denying micro with overlord cover would work in an actual game.
My dotabuff: http://dotabuff.com/players/94774350
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
November 07 2011 15:37 GMT
#13115
On November 08 2011 00:35 Hertzy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 08 2011 00:03 Hassybaby wrote:
On November 07 2011 23:55 BobTheLob wrote:
On November 07 2011 23:51 Hassybaby wrote:
Good day on the LR thread. I think there was only one ban. Everyone was just happy to see the games today, which was cool

I also concede, John the Translator is right. The overlord is the most boring unit in the game


To this I say http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=283235


Pfft, all the overlords did there was vomit and float. It was the units underneath that we're awesome, we just couldn't see everything


And now I'm wondering if denying micro with overlord cover would work in an actual game.


I've seen a number of Zerg try this in games, but they've never had enough overlords. Normally I see about 10-15, but there should be like....30
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
Fuhrmaaj
Profile Joined January 2011
167 Posts
November 07 2011 19:28 GMT
#13116
I'm always worried that I'll find out I was banned while reading this thread.
Random player
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
November 07 2011 19:35 GMT
#13117
On November 08 2011 04:28 Fuhrmaaj wrote:
I'm always worried that I'll find out I was banned while reading this thread.

I have the same way, but rather it is a PM paranoia. Each time I see myself with a PM I think "oh shi, did I slip?"
I haven't done so in a long time, the last time was because I made my point with+ Show Spoiler [warning, meme inside] +
"haters gonna hate"
instead of just pointing without it, then mani slapped me with a warning stick, I believe it's quite some time ago though..
In the woods, there lurks..
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
November 07 2011 19:38 GMT
#13118
On November 08 2011 04:35 Iplaythings wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 08 2011 04:28 Fuhrmaaj wrote:
I'm always worried that I'll find out I was banned while reading this thread.

I have the same way, but rather it is a PM paranoia. Each time I see myself with a PM I think "oh shi, did I slip?"
I haven't done so in a long time, the last time was because I made my point with+ Show Spoiler [warning, meme inside] +
"haters gonna hate"
instead of just pointing without it, then mani slapped me with a warning stick, I believe it's quite some time ago though..

You had your last moderation 11 months ago so doing good!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
November 07 2011 19:53 GMT
#13119
On November 08 2011 04:38 Nyovne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 08 2011 04:35 Iplaythings wrote:
On November 08 2011 04:28 Fuhrmaaj wrote:
I'm always worried that I'll find out I was banned while reading this thread.

I have the same way, but rather it is a PM paranoia. Each time I see myself with a PM I think "oh shi, did I slip?"
I haven't done so in a long time, the last time was because I made my point with+ Show Spoiler [warning, meme inside] +
"haters gonna hate"
instead of just pointing without it, then mani slapped me with a warning stick, I believe it's quite some time ago though..

You had your last moderation 11 months ago so doing good!


I got a warning a few days ago (by Nyovne, actually! :O ) but I got to be banned (by request, mind you) by a certain two-time GSL semi-finalist once. So I'm happy with life
memes are a dish best served dank
impression
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
413 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-07 20:00:45
November 07 2011 19:59 GMT
#13120
^Good job iplaythings! 11 months is a strong streak. Luckily I have yet to be warned. I fear the day I get an email from the TL bot.
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