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On November 06 2011 06:07 Kinetik_Inferno wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2011 06:04 Probe1 wrote:I'm not sure if there's an extra pun in there at the end or not so I'll just paste this. CharlieMurphy was just temp banned for 2 weeks by SonuvBob.
That account was created on 2006-03-21 23:37:30 and had 17055 posts.
Reason: You are a huge fail. When was that ban? Cause I'm pretty sure CM got permed a year or so ago.
That was a really old ban, one of CM's many. I have all the ban reasons basically memorized for CM.
edit: Hmm, wonder how many I can remember. His first ban was pre-ban reasons. His second one might have been pre-ban reason as well, however I believe it was "the power of yubee compels me"
After that, in no order:
"Charlie, post properly please -_- "USE LOTS OF BARRACKS" is hardly what I'd call a worthwhile contribution"
"C'mon charlie. I mean really Charlie, REALLY?"
"You are shitting it up too much"
"Your posting sucks too much to handle. Next one is permanent. -love, staff"
"No charlie! That's a bad charlie!"
I only remember remnants of the other ones...
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Netherlands19141 Posts
On November 06 2011 05:34 Ares[Effort] wrote:
What are these women you speak of Nyovne
There are many women, but this one is mine  . We have a saying here in Dutchland that you can have luck in games or in love but cannot have both. So far I've counted myself blessed as I have found myself fortunate in both up to this point in life. I pray it may continue unabated and find it in my professional carreer as well.
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On November 06 2011 06:18 Nyovne wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2011 05:34 Ares[Effort] wrote:
What are these women you speak of Nyovne There are many women, but this one is mine .
"My woman is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life. Without me, my woman is useless. Without my woman I am useless. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me...." Uh, the reference kind of stops working here.
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On November 06 2011 05:49 Seeker wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2011 05:47 A_Bandersnatch wrote:On November 06 2011 05:44 Trezeguet wrote:
If you banned like Nyvone you wouldn't have to ask about the women. Are you saying women love men who ban? Or women like men with power? Or neither of the above? I believe he's saying if anyone dominates as much as Nyovne does, the women just start coming
Women everywhere!!!!
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On November 06 2011 07:13 Trezeguet wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2011 05:49 Seeker wrote:On November 06 2011 05:47 A_Bandersnatch wrote:On November 06 2011 05:44 Trezeguet wrote:
If you banned like Nyvone you wouldn't have to ask about the women. Are you saying women love men who ban? Or women like men with power? Or neither of the above? I believe he's saying if anyone dominates as much as Nyovne does, the women just start coming Women everywhere!!!!
Great White Buffalo (I just saw the movie haha)
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if.will- was just banned by Nyovne.
That account was created on 2011-11-06 07:24:40 and had 0 posts.
Reason: This is my hammer. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My hammer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My hammer, without me, is useless. Without my hammer, I am useless. I must swing my hammer true. I must strike truer than my enemy who is trying to troll me. I must ban him before he flames me. I will...
My hammer and myself know that what counts in this war is not the topics we make, the noise of our streams, nor the posts we make. We know that it is the bans that count. We will ban...
My hammer is terran, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its cast, its grip, its handle and its head. I will ever guard it against the ravages of war and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my hammer oiled and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before the Ban God, I swear this creed. My hammer and myself are the defenders of my community. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the destroyers of accounts.
So be it, until victory is Teamliquid's and there is no enemy, but E-Sports! My god. He did it. I blame you marttorn
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Netherlands19141 Posts
No need to, I actually had that one ready for a couple of days now :p. It's how I came to my first reply on this page in the first place haha.
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On October 28 2011 18:33 blubbdavid wrote:
So, Megalisk, no report button for u?
Don't mind me, just searching my name and found this post.
And yes I have it now and am 3/3 on reports.
GG
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Imagine if you hadn't even heard of the ABL and did something to earn a temp. You make some unacceptable comment, smirk at your cunning wit and log out. You log back in a few hours later with one new message and that's what's in your inbox.
Lol. I'd be afraid. Very afraid.
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On November 06 2011 08:51 Megaliskuu wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2011 18:33 blubbdavid wrote:
So, Megalisk, no report button for u? Don't mind me, just searching my name and found this post. And yes I have it now and am 3/3 on reports. GG
Wut, is it possible to see your own report statistic? Could I request my own?
I know I got quite a few reports so a % of correct ones would be nice rather then the ugly truth of how much I love to nail the morons in the LR's.
I know TL keeps a few statistics on each user, but I'm not sure on this one..
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On November 06 2011 07:46 BobTheLob wrote:Show nested quote + if.will- was just banned by Nyovne.
That account was created on 2011-11-06 07:24:40 and had 0 posts.
Reason: This is my hammer. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My hammer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My hammer, without me, is useless. Without my hammer, I am useless. I must swing my hammer true. I must strike truer than my enemy who is trying to troll me. I must ban him before he flames me. I will...
My hammer and myself know that what counts in this war is not the topics we make, the noise of our streams, nor the posts we make. We know that it is the bans that count. We will ban...
My hammer is terran, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its cast, its grip, its handle and its head. I will ever guard it against the ravages of war and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my hammer oiled and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before the Ban God, I swear this creed. My hammer and myself are the defenders of my community. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the destroyers of accounts.
So be it, until victory is Teamliquid's and there is no enemy, but E-Sports! My god. He did it. I blame you marttorn
I love that reference and I love this ban, my weekend is complete after tomorrows lunch date. Dating it up in ABL woo! <3
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On November 06 2011 09:10 tnud wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2011 08:51 Megaliskuu wrote:On October 28 2011 18:33 blubbdavid wrote:
So, Megalisk, no report button for u? Don't mind me, just searching my name and found this post. And yes I have it now and am 3/3 on reports. GG Wut, is it possible to see your own report statistic? Could I request my own? I know I got quite a few reports so a % of correct ones would be nice rather then the ugly truth of how much I love to nail the morons in the LR's. I know TL keeps a few statistics on each user, but I'm not sure on this one..
He's keeping count.
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On November 06 2011 09:10 tnud wrote:Show nested quote +On November 06 2011 08:51 Megaliskuu wrote:On October 28 2011 18:33 blubbdavid wrote:
So, Megalisk, no report button for u? Don't mind me, just searching my name and found this post. And yes I have it now and am 3/3 on reports. GG Wut, is it possible to see your own report statistic? Could I request my own? I know I got quite a few reports so a % of correct ones would be nice rather then the ugly truth of how much I love to nail the morons in the LR's. I know TL keeps a few statistics on each user, but I'm not sure on this one..
I keep count, report then sit back and watch them get banned etc.
Its easier than going into a thread and calling them retards/fuckheads/faggots etc, and getting myself banned.
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Quick question, Charliemurphy got banned way back when, but his banned profile says "AKA SpoR". Now i've seen someone posting under the handle SpoR, is it Charlie?
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Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
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So wait, the "Who is SpoR" thread is to fake? To create a new online alias? If so its pretty dumb to have the new ID listed as a known nickname in the description of your old ID. Also, i thought if you were perma-banned You coulden't just up and create a new account.
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He didn't just up and do anything. You can come back after a certain time period under a new account with hopefully a new attitude and the mods will be kind as long as you show actual change in your posting habits otherwise its PBU trashbin.
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Haha okay, funny that he felt the need to make up a new identity too though, most people don't even post alot of personal info AFAIK.
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