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NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
August 11 2007 00:29 GMT
#321
hahahaha, Jathin, where are you now?
ModeratorFor the Glory that is TeamLiquid (-9 | 155) | Discord: NeoIllusions#1984
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
August 11 2007 00:37 GMT
#322
He's fighting ninjas.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
August 11 2007 00:40 GMT
#323
--- Nuked ---
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9629 Posts
August 11 2007 03:32 GMT
#324
jathin and lastnode are discussing the finer points of psychology and its founders and im totally outclassed. if anyone with an iq < 100 wants to come and make me feel better about myself please by all means..
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
August 12 2007 23:43 GMT
#325
Most used words
Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 faggot 261 Jathin
2 balls 216 Jathin
3 about 117 Jathin
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
August 14 2007 12:34 GMT
#326
(14:24:18) • africanboy has joined #teamliquid (~espoto@211.107.148.185)
(14:24:25) (africanboy) fuck rekrul
(14:28:36) (africanboy) fuckfuckfucking rekrul
(14:28:49) (africanboy) go fucking back to usa
(14:29:12) (africanboy) fucking illegal drug dealer i`ll kill u if u don`t go
(14:29:16) • africanboy has left IRC (Quit)

watch out!
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20075 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-17 21:32:46
August 15 2007 20:15 GMT
#327
IntoTheWow> hello mortals
<Gene> o
<decaf> HELLO GOD
<IntoTheWow> sup
* IntoTheWow creates life randomly
<Gene> lmfao
<IntoTheWow> I just want some booze
<IntoTheWow> you got some man?
<Gene> :X
<IntoTheWow> oh come on puss
<decaf> okay maybe in like 2 days
<IntoTheWow> OK WISH GRANTED
<decaf> but for now i never want to see alcohol again
<Gene> the burning bush turned into an alcoholic
<decaf> YES
<decaf> thank you
<IntoTheWow> np man
<IntoTheWow> just pray if you need help
<decaf> we both puked
<IntoTheWow> Thats bad
<IntoTheWow> dame thing happened to me
<IntoTheWow> i was totally wasted
<IntoTheWow> and i puked so bad
<IntoTheWow> thats how i made women
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
August 17 2007 21:17 GMT
#328
[23:19] <IntoTheWow> im naked
[23:19] * Cpt_Obvious has joined #teamliquid
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
August 17 2007 21:26 GMT
#329
[23:28] * Moltke1 has joined #teamliquid
[23:28] <IntoTheWow> bye guys
[23:28] <IntoTheWow> im not naked anymore
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-18 21:25:00
August 18 2007 21:21 GMT
#330
Beyonders> LOL
Beyonders> TO THE KYARI MOBILE
* DerTapfereTrust has joined #teamliquid
Cpt_Obvious> IT'S THE DICK-SHAPED PINK CAR OVER THERE
Cpt_Obvious> AND THE ONLY WAY TO STEER IS USING THE JOYSTICK WITH YOUR MOUTH
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-18 22:22:05
August 18 2007 22:20 GMT
#331
[00:17] * Cpt_Obvious is now known as mylifesucks
[00:19] <{ToT}Strafe> hahahaha
[00:19] <{ToT}Strafe> i know it does
[00:19] <mylifesucks> How would you?
[00:19] <mylifesucks> We never met
[00:19] <{ToT}Strafe> you know your lief sucks when you lose your virginity to a prostitute
[00:20] <mylifesucks> If you say so.
[00:20] <mylifesucks> My view on that is a different one.
[00:20] <mylifesucks> I regret nothing
[00:20] <mylifesucks> (aside from paying 50 euros for a horrible fuck)
[00:20] <{ToT}Strafe> hahahahaha
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
August 18 2007 22:25 GMT
#332
hahahah 50 euros isn't such a bad price

how hot was she? >_>
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
August 18 2007 22:32 GMT
#333
On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give her a 6.5 or maybe a 7.

However, she wouldn't get more than 1.5 Robjes.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
August 18 2007 22:53 GMT
#334
hmm okay, was she pretty? (as in face) or just had big boobz and butt?
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
August 18 2007 23:07 GMT
#335
Man I'm glad this thread's back.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
August 18 2007 23:10 GMT
#336
Get your own Hooker Vin.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
August 19 2007 00:10 GMT
#337
On August 19 2007 08:10 Cpt Obvious wrote:
Get your own Hooker Vin.


im afraid of STD's and the like.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
August 19 2007 01:44 GMT
#338
never stopped me
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
August 19 2007 05:07 GMT
#339
On August 19 2007 10:44 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
never stopped me


And now you have chlamydia.
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
August 19 2007 05:14 GMT
#340
hahahaha, GG toro.

Die puto.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
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