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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
August 06 2007 23:16 GMT
#301
On August 07 2007 07:02 testpat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2007 06:24 DrainX wrote:
On August 07 2007 05:36 Nyovne wrote:
[14:34] <_kaz> im always happy
[14:34] <_kaz> when i download tons of porn
[14:34] <_kaz> and i wake up in the morning
[14:34] <_kaz> and its all complete
[14:34] <_kaz> there's nothing like that feeling


<3


Same feeling for me on 100Mbit I start downloading loads and loads of porn. Then go to the toilet and take a leak. When im back its all completed :D


If you go to the bathroom and are all completed, what do you need the porn for?

The man's called Drain for a reason, he's insatiable.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
August 06 2007 23:18 GMT
#302
He needs to release his pressure.
rushz0rz
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Canada5300 Posts
August 07 2007 00:20 GMT
#303
ROFL RICK ROLL'D
fuck i got pwnt that night. 3 rick rolls and that "HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!"
IntoTheRainBOw fan~
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-07 09:06:15
August 07 2007 09:05 GMT
#304
[image loading]


[image loading]

Moderator<:3-/-<
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12972 Posts
August 07 2007 09:33 GMT
#305
[03:35] <_kaz> im gay
[03:35] <GG-Artanis> yes
[03:35] <_kaz> quote that
[03:35] <_kaz> i fail
[03:35] <_kaz> i know
[03:35] <_kaz>
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
August 07 2007 19:25 GMT
#306
Haha yeah ITW that was great, I was observing how that went and it cracked me up haha. I'm the channels greatest lurker =[.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
August 07 2007 19:37 GMT
#307
On August 07 2007 08:16 Nyovne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2007 07:02 testpat wrote:
On August 07 2007 06:24 DrainX wrote:
On August 07 2007 05:36 Nyovne wrote:
[14:34] <_kaz> im always happy
[14:34] <_kaz> when i download tons of porn
[14:34] <_kaz> and i wake up in the morning
[14:34] <_kaz> and its all complete
[14:34] <_kaz> there's nothing like that feeling


<3


Same feeling for me on 100Mbit I start downloading loads and loads of porn. Then go to the toilet and take a leak. When im back its all completed :D


If you go to the bathroom and are all completed, what do you need the porn for?

The man's called Drain for a reason, he's insatiable.

True Although I dont find myself downloading as much porn now as I used to when I was younger. It kinda gets repetetive and boring after a while imo xD
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44174 Posts
August 07 2007 20:49 GMT
#308
On August 08 2007 04:37 DrainX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2007 08:16 Nyovne wrote:
On August 07 2007 07:02 testpat wrote:
On August 07 2007 06:24 DrainX wrote:
On August 07 2007 05:36 Nyovne wrote:
[14:34] <_kaz> im always happy
[14:34] <_kaz> when i download tons of porn
[14:34] <_kaz> and i wake up in the morning
[14:34] <_kaz> and its all complete
[14:34] <_kaz> there's nothing like that feeling


<3


Same feeling for me on 100Mbit I start downloading loads and loads of porn. Then go to the toilet and take a leak. When im back its all completed :D


If you go to the bathroom and are all completed, what do you need the porn for?

The man's called Drain for a reason, he's insatiable.

True Although I dont find myself downloading as much porn now as I used to when I was younger. It kinda gets repetetive and boring after a while imo xD


Just up the extremity and it becomes interesting again. Like doing harder drugs when your old one ceases to give you the high you desire.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
August 07 2007 23:31 GMT
#309
[17:29] <Jathin> and the girl I was hooking up with
[17:29] <TL-Nyovne> Are you a dark and mysterious man jathin
[17:29] <Jathin> IM'd me last night and told me she's asexual now and has no interest in guys
[17:29] <Jathin> which is pretty cool because now I'm stuck jerking off 4eva
[17:29] <TL-Nyovne> wtf of people are you hanging out with
[17:29] <TL-Nyovne> rofl
[17:30] <Jathin> I dunno man
[17:30] <Jathin> she's really into me
[17:30] <Jathin> then she goes to the dominican republic for 2 months
[17:30] <Jathin> comes back a completely different person
[17:30] <Jathin> and doesn't like cock anymore.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
August 08 2007 02:33 GMT
#310
lolol
Sudyn
Profile Joined May 2007
United States744 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-08-08 07:02:31
August 08 2007 07:01 GMT
#311
[2007.08.08|07.00.00] <+Jathin> FUCK I clicked it
[2007.08.08|07.00.00] <+{ToT}Strafe> [01:00] <vGl-RaGe> http://216.93.248.82/lol/
[2007.08.08|07.00.01] <@vGl-RaGe> because jathin has an autrespond
[2007.08.08|07.00.01] <+IntoTheWow> http://216.93.248.82/lol/
[2007.08.08|07.00.02] * +Jathin (~jathin@66-189-40-89.dhcp.oxfr.ma.charter.com) Quit (Excess Flood)
[2007.08.08|07.00.02] <+IntoTheWow> http://216.93.248.82/lol/
[2007.08.08|07.00.02] <+{ToT}Strafe> [01:00] <Jathin> FUCK I clicked it
[2007.08.08|07.00.02] <@TL-Nyovne> http://216.93.248.82/lol/
[2007.08.08|07.00.02] <+Sudyn> Man, what an IRC pasttime.
[2007.08.08|07.00.02] <@vGl-RaGe> because jathin has an autrespond
[2007.08.08|07.00.03] * +{ToT}Strafe (~dagdaga@ip565e40f8.direct-adsl.nl) Quit (Excess Flood)
[2007.08.08|07.00.04] <@TL-Nyovne> http://216.93.248.82/lol/
[2007.08.08|07.00.04] <@vGl-RaGe> because jathin has an autrespond
[2007.08.08|07.00.04] * @TL-Nyovne (~Priest@cm1032628-a.maast1.lb.home.nl) Quit (Excess Flood)
[2007.08.08|07.00.04] <+IntoTheWow> LOL
[2007.08.08|07.00.05] <+Sudyn> LOL
[2007.08.08|07.00.06] <+IntoTheWow> SUCCESS
[2007.08.08|07.00.06] <+Sudyn> OMFG
[2007.08.08|07.00.08] <+Sudyn> ROFL
[2007.08.08|07.00.08] <+IntoTheWow> LOL
[2007.08.08|07.00.08] <+IntoTheWow> 3
Gaetele banned?
chiflutz
Profile Joined June 2006
Romania1025 Posts
August 08 2007 11:15 GMT
#312

[06:14] <Carnac_> i just
[06:14] <Carnac_> talked to cats
[06:14] <Gene> lmao
[06:14] <Gene> did they talk back?


ROFL. <3
kt violet Korea (South). July 27 2012 15:54. Posts 23
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
August 08 2007 11:17 GMT
#313
On August 08 2007 20:15 chiflutz wrote:
Show nested quote +

[06:14] <Carnac_> i just
[06:14] <Carnac_> talked to cats
[06:14] <Gene> lmao
[06:14] <Gene> did they talk back?


ROFL. <3
^-^
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
August 08 2007 11:19 GMT
#314
On August 08 2007 20:17 Equinox_kr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 08 2007 20:15 chiflutz wrote:

[06:14] i just
[06:14] talked to cats
[06:14] lmao
[06:14] did they talk back?


ROFL. <3


<3
Moderator<:3-/-<
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
August 10 2007 14:51 GMT
#315
(16:46:02) welcum back
(16:46:02) lol, no one knows I exist anyway
(16:46:03) ya
(16:46:03) you're like
(16:46:03) the tree that falls in the woods
(16:46:03) but no one's around to hear it
(16:46:09) * Q sets mode: +l 85
(16:46:18) and you're not even that tall of a tree
(16:46:18) isn't this channel too much philosophy oriented? :>


moltke destroyed our reputation
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
August 10 2007 23:57 GMT
#316
(01:57:03) lilsusie is like
(01:57:04) fresh off the boat
(01:57:06) go back to korea
(01:57:10) from that goomba crazy guy
(01:57:13) get out of my country.
(01:57:15) what goomba crazy guy
(01:57:23) YOUR country, brown man?/
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
August 11 2007 00:02 GMT
#317
LOLLLLLLLL
Moderator<:3-/-<
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
August 11 2007 00:16 GMT
#318
LMFAO
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
August 11 2007 00:18 GMT
#319
lawl brown man
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
August 11 2007 00:22 GMT
#320
^______^
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
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