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intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
December 03 2010 01:44 GMT
#961
On November 28 2010 23:14 LittleeD wrote:
What was Hot_Bid's first post on this site?

he didn't make it past 6 posts:
On October 06 2003 22:18 Force_Flick wrote:
ji ji (pronounced jee jee) in Mandarin Chinese means "penis"

When I watch vods I help but laugh at the commentators when they scream "penis" at the end of every match.

On October 06 2003 22:34 Force_Flick wrote:
Terrans = Asians
Protoss = Whites
Zerg = Blacks and hispanics

SCV = Asians are weak; they need help carrying stuff (in the suit, even though the guy is black)
Siege mode, mines, speed, gol rance = asians like suping up their cars
Marines & Stim = need drugs to get it up
Medic = everyone has seen the japanese nurse fantasies (these also heal other races, ala asian girls interracial dating)
Science Vessel - Self explanatory
Academy & Comsat = like to study
Supply depot = looks suspiciously like rice patty
Factory = sweatshop

Protoss = units cost the most, whites = richest
Probe = so rich they have robotic help
Dragoon = so rich they can be reincarnated
Reaver & Carrier = so rich they have to buy bullets
Templar = Ceos; weak as one person
Overlord = plantation owner

Zerg = cheapest units = poorest
Drone = cotton pickers
Creep = ghetto
Larvae, eggs = so many children
Canceled eggs = aborted babies
Ultralisk = football player
Hydra = drug dealer
Zergling = olympic sprinter
Infested Command center = likes to steal things
Infested Terran = hahaha
Sunken = big dick
Spire = big dick
Greater spire = condom on a big dick


Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
December 03 2010 01:46 GMT
#962
On December 03 2010 10:44 intrigue wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 28 2010 23:14 LittleeD wrote:
What was Hot_Bid's first post on this site?

he didn't make it past 6 posts:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2003 22:18 Force_Flick wrote:
ji ji (pronounced jee jee) in Mandarin Chinese means "penis"

When I watch vods I help but laugh at the commentators when they scream "penis" at the end of every match.

Show nested quote +
On October 06 2003 22:34 Force_Flick wrote:
Terrans = Asians
Protoss = Whites
Zerg = Blacks and hispanics

SCV = Asians are weak; they need help carrying stuff (in the suit, even though the guy is black)
Siege mode, mines, speed, gol rance = asians like suping up their cars
Marines & Stim = need drugs to get it up
Medic = everyone has seen the japanese nurse fantasies (these also heal other races, ala asian girls interracial dating)
Science Vessel - Self explanatory
Academy & Comsat = like to study
Supply depot = looks suspiciously like rice patty
Factory = sweatshop

Protoss = units cost the most, whites = richest
Probe = so rich they have robotic help
Dragoon = so rich they can be reincarnated
Reaver & Carrier = so rich they have to buy bullets
Templar = Ceos; weak as one person
Overlord = plantation owner

Zerg = cheapest units = poorest
Drone = cotton pickers
Creep = ghetto
Larvae, eggs = so many children
Canceled eggs = aborted babies
Ultralisk = football player
Hydra = drug dealer
Zergling = olympic sprinter
Infested Command center = likes to steal things
Infested Terran = hahaha
Sunken = big dick
Spire = big dick
Greater spire = condom on a big dick



ROFL really?
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 03 2010 02:05 GMT
#963
On December 03 2010 10:46 Pokebunny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 03 2010 10:44 intrigue wrote:
On November 28 2010 23:14 LittleeD wrote:
What was Hot_Bid's first post on this site?

he didn't make it past 6 posts:
On October 06 2003 22:18 Force_Flick wrote:
ji ji (pronounced jee jee) in Mandarin Chinese means "penis"

When I watch vods I help but laugh at the commentators when they scream "penis" at the end of every match.

On October 06 2003 22:34 Force_Flick wrote:
Terrans = Asians
Protoss = Whites
Zerg = Blacks and hispanics

SCV = Asians are weak; they need help carrying stuff (in the suit, even though the guy is black)
Siege mode, mines, speed, gol rance = asians like suping up their cars
Marines & Stim = need drugs to get it up
Medic = everyone has seen the japanese nurse fantasies (these also heal other races, ala asian girls interracial dating)
Science Vessel - Self explanatory
Academy & Comsat = like to study
Supply depot = looks suspiciously like rice patty
Factory = sweatshop

Protoss = units cost the most, whites = richest
Probe = so rich they have robotic help
Dragoon = so rich they can be reincarnated
Reaver & Carrier = so rich they have to buy bullets
Templar = Ceos; weak as one person
Overlord = plantation owner

Zerg = cheapest units = poorest
Drone = cotton pickers
Creep = ghetto
Larvae, eggs = so many children
Canceled eggs = aborted babies
Ultralisk = football player
Hydra = drug dealer
Zergling = olympic sprinter
Infested Command center = likes to steal things
Infested Terran = hahaha
Sunken = big dick
Spire = big dick
Greater spire = condom on a big dick



ROFL really?

Yep, here's the topic in question:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=7804#1

Note the final post in the thread. He's on point, even after 6 years.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-03 02:20:40
December 03 2010 02:19 GMT
#964
On December 03 2010 09:54 Aeres wrote:
Jibba:

Your recent actions in the APM thread seem to exhibit a sense of proving yourself. Is it true that you plan to defeat Manifesto7 in an epic clash of wits, muscles, and deep voices, in order to claim his role on TL as your own?

I cannot confirm or deny any such encounters.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-03 02:39:29
December 03 2010 02:33 GMT
#965
On December 03 2010 10:28 AssuredVacancy wrote:
if there was a bathroom that all the TL staff shared
what would be graffiti'd on the inside of the stall

What's written on TL's bathroom?

GG


On November 28 2010 14:57 Judicator wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 28 2010 14:10 Pokebunny wrote:
I feel like most of staff dislikes me. Is this true?


Pretty sure anyone who's posted regularly in the Dota/HoN thread has some kind of notoriety among the staff.

Do any of the staff have threads/sub-forums that they avoid/rarely visit?

KPop thread
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
December 03 2010 02:37 GMT
#966
My guess would have been something to the effect of
"Don't let TL become this. Hwaiting!"

right above the toilet
Translator:3
Ewli
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden326 Posts
December 03 2010 02:43 GMT
#967
Why does IdrA hate plexa? Is there some backstory to The hate?
Twitter - @Ewli <3 EG <3 Liquid
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-03 02:56:53
December 03 2010 02:56 GMT
#968
On December 03 2010 11:43 Ewli wrote:
Why does IdrA hate plexa? Is there some backstory to The hate?

I think most of it stems from what Idra saw as ignorant bashing on Effort, his teammate.

I could be wrong.
ModeratorGood content always wins.
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
December 03 2010 03:34 GMT
#969
6 posts + racism + canadian = good bye


wait, what- is Hot_Bid Canadian?!
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-03 06:54:18
December 03 2010 06:38 GMT
#970
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=190

so, what happened?

edit: holy fuck im pretty sure that smashed the record for "longest bump"... eight fucking years wtf
Translator:3
Clamev
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Germany498 Posts
December 04 2010 15:03 GMT
#971
Am i a bad poster?
6Pool or die trying
DROPPINBOMBS
Profile Joined April 2010
United States312 Posts
December 04 2010 15:25 GMT
#972
On December 05 2010 00:03 Clamev wrote:
Am i a bad poster?

Sharp tongued, one-liner from clever mod Inc.
Ideas are bullet-proof.
BlackMagister
Profile Joined October 2008
United States5834 Posts
December 05 2010 06:36 GMT
#973
Hmm I reported someone because I thought they were screwing with the thread format. It turns out TL is just glitching out on me? To me it appears some threads have user bars or empty post contents that stretch way to the right. Anyone know what's causing it?

My computer is bugging out too and I can't do a print screen so that might be the problem lol.

Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
December 05 2010 06:48 GMT
#974
On December 03 2010 00:31 -_- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 03 2010 00:26 Hot_Bid wrote:
On December 02 2010 23:19 Devanthar wrote:
To R1CH and Hot_Bid...How does a usual day in the TL HQ looks like?

We wake up. If it's light outside, we open the blinds (lol). We eat breakfast, and do the daily "chores" which involves answering emails, PMs, tournament tracker, some calendar stuff, and then a quick once-over of the many staff forums. This can take anywhere from one to many hours.

Then depending on when we woke up, we watch some GSL or other major tournaments. If its TL Open day, we run TL Open. Otherwise, we work separately on upcoming larger projects. Lastly we play our mandated 6 hours of Starcraft 2 per our employment contracts. One of the days I could only get in 2 hours so the next day I had to play 10, it really sucked.



I know that last part about 6 hours of Starcraft a day is a joke, but it shouldn't be, and I wish it wasn't so much that I actually don't think it is.

Edit: BTW, I would really enjoy reading a full "day in the life." Like

9:00 am: see -_- has flamed another staff member, ban him again.

10:00 am: Work on super secret project [cryptic hint].

Noon: etc...


In the 10 days I spent there the only time I didn't play SC between 10pm and 4am was because we had more people than computers and had to rotate players.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
December 05 2010 07:13 GMT
#975
On December 05 2010 15:36 BlackMagister wrote:
Hmm I reported someone because I thought they were screwing with the thread format. It turns out TL is just glitching out on me? To me it appears some threads have user bars or empty post contents that stretch way to the right. Anyone know what's causing it?

My computer is bugging out too and I can't do a print screen so that might be the problem lol.


Maybe that has something to do with it?
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-05 08:27:16
December 05 2010 08:23 GMT
#976
On November 03 2010 10:37 DaBears57 wrote:
I remember reading somewhere that some mods (they were not named) would resign if incontrol ever became a moderator, who were they? Why haven't they quit ?


11-3-10 EDIT: Found the quote to prove it and no more question dodging please ^_^

Show nested quote +
On February 25 2009 09:27 Kennigit wrote:
- Some Teamliquid staff have clauses that if incontrol of dronebabo are ever made mods that they will quit immediately – I think they’d both be awesome mods.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=88478#1

incontrol is a banling, not a full moderator
edit: wait how the f did i quote a question from 1 month ago? O____________O
Translator:3
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 06 2010 23:52 GMT
#977
Was vGl-CoW always such a joker?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54359
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
sWs
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States409 Posts
December 07 2010 00:17 GMT
#978
would it be a bad idea to have my sc2 in game ID have liquid in it, lol.
@swsc2
TanGeng
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sanya12364 Posts
December 07 2010 00:21 GMT
#979
A bit of TL lore but what happened with ilnp?
Moderator我们是个踏实的赞助商模式俱乐部
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
December 07 2010 01:18 GMT
#980
Could a staff member update the Calender with who is playing tonight for gsl?
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
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