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tehredbandit
Profile Joined June 2004
United States77 Posts
June 01 2007 22:25 GMT
#1
+ Show Spoiler +
jesus dies


BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 01 2007 22:27 GMT
#2
NOOOOOOOOO!!!

+ Show Spoiler +
This made me chuckle.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 22:27 GMT
#3
harry potter runs satan over with a minivan, turns out the virgin mary was really keyser söze all along
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 22:28 GMT
#4
jesus is resurrected but with six legs, two male reproductive organs, one female reproductive organ and no rectum
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
June 01 2007 22:28 GMT
#5
harry potter ain't that old you fucking
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 01 2007 22:30 GMT
#6
On June 02 2007 07:28 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
harry potter ain't that old you fucking


What!?!? LOL!?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 22:31 GMT
#7
harry potter is in fact the oldest and gayest being on the planet
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
tehredbandit
Profile Joined June 2004
United States77 Posts
June 01 2007 22:32 GMT
#8
cow you are taking this way off topic. this is about the bible man! JESUS CHRIST (LOL)
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 22:34 GMT
#9
the bible is all about harry potter you just gotta read between the lines

harry potter crucified a muggle for our sins
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
June 01 2007 22:34 GMT
#10
LOLOLOLOLOLOL, INTERNET
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
tehredbandit
Profile Joined June 2004
United States77 Posts
June 01 2007 22:35 GMT
#11
you upset me.
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
June 01 2007 22:37 GMT
#12
I can't believe this made me laugh! O_O
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 22:44 GMT
#13
jesus turns into a big fish and swims down the river while all of his friends are smiling and waving :')
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13004 Posts
June 01 2007 22:45 GMT
#14
On June 02 2007 07:28 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
harry potter ain't that old you fucking


When did JK Rowling join TL.net?
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
Myrmidon
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States9452 Posts
June 01 2007 22:50 GMT
#15
I thought this was going to be some funny take on Revelations.
-WGT-Stars-
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States888 Posts
June 01 2007 23:00 GMT
#16
;X lol wtf
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
June 01 2007 23:05 GMT
#17
dam you, I WASN'T FINISHED READING.


good book too, lots of smiting and destruction;o
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
June 01 2007 23:06 GMT
#18
only at TL.net...
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 01 2007 23:07 GMT
#19
meh the god character was too one dimensional and everyone can see the judas plot twist coming from a mile away

i mean cmon his name is judas durrrrrrrrrr
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
June 01 2007 23:08 GMT
#20
also it was oblivious about quite a few historical facts that have been discovered ages ago.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
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