Dota 2 QQ thread - Page 920

On January 21 2014 16:52 Nagvalk wrote:
Ok so my friend and I have been looking for a bit more consistency in our games, so we are trying ranked. We are still in the first 10 calibration games, but some ofthem have been shocking.
I mean really, really bad; basic things like last hitting, denies etc are just forgotten. Utter noobs who fly the courier in to radiant top for items they can buy in the side shop, solo, free farming PA's that get shadow blade at 25 min after phase boots. No harass, not died once, but just can't last hit!
Seems like you have to carry simply cause you will get matched with utter noobs..

On January 21 2014 18:37 govie wrote:


If that were true u would also face noobs making it easier for you, right?

On January 21 2014 20:26 Belisarius wrote:
I just had a mid storm lose to a meepo. And lose as in 0-3 into abandoning lane to bottle-crow jungle kind of lose.

Most of the time I get annoyed when people play the "I don't even know how you do that" card, because often they've never played the matchup themselves and have no idea that disruptor or whatever is actually really nasty to lane against.

But....

I don't even know how you do that.

On January 21 2014 23:39 Jetaap wrote:
FUCK this game, playing ranked a guy randoms chen so i ask him if he wants to swap (because i know what random chen ends up looking like... ) He accepts but he wants me to random even though i'm last pick, luckily i get clockwerck so things are looking good.
But noooooo
Our disruptor (called SOLOMID) somehow decides that he is going to ruin this game, starts by buying 3 courriers, then go jungle...
I wasted 40 min on this game....
Of course they were all talking in russians so it was not even possible to ask them to let the other team end the game quickly

On January 21 2014 23:39 Jetaap wrote:
FUCK this game, playing ranked a guy randoms chen so i ask him if he wants to swap (because i know what random chen ends up looking like... ) He accepts but he wants me to random even though i'm last pick, luckily i get clockwerck so things are looking good.
But noooooo
Our disruptor (called SOLOMID) somehow decides that he is going to ruin this game, starts by buying 3 courriers, then go jungle...
I wasted 40 min on this game....
Of course they were all talking in russians so it was not even possible to ask them to let the other team end the game quickly

On January 22 2014 00:01 hooahah wrote:


you shouldn't even bother to play seriously if you see someone feeding on purpose. Calmly explain in allchat why Disruptor should be reported, ask the other team to push and go afk in the woods.

On January 21 2014 23:39 Jetaap wrote:
FUCK this game, playing ranked a guy randoms chen so i ask him if he wants to swap (because i know what random chen ends up looking like... ) He accepts but he wants me to random even though i'm last pick, luckily i get clockwerck so things are looking good.
But noooooo
Our disruptor (called SOLOMID) somehow decides that he is going to ruin this game, starts by buying 3 courriers, then go jungle...
I wasted 40 min on this game....
Of course they were all talking in russians so it was not even possible to ask them to let the other team end the game quickly

On January 21 2014 21:24 -Celestial- wrote:


Meepo is pretty strong to be honest. >_>



Had a "wonderful" game the other day. After some wonky picks I end up laning offlane as Gondar with Kunkka. Eh, whatever. We manage to get some nice levels, a bit of farm against their Tusk and Invoker and gank the hell out of Invoker. Awesome.

OD is doing fine mid. Whatever. Bottom PA is getting decentish farm too. Going well. Game goes on and we start getting ahead. I'm ganking all over and we're winning skirmishes. Their Clockwerk calls gg, raging at Pudge (who is pretty terrible).


Then the other team starts getting kills. They have Clock, Pugna and Invoker. So all they need is a good hook/cogs and they can batter us down. OD is yelling orders at people and pinging randomly on the map, in the meanwhile he's getting Dagon. Ok, whatever; Dazzle says he should get a BKB next rather than more levels on his Dagon.

Nope, gotta have that Dagon 5. We lose fight after fight mainly off the back of their now snowballing Invoker. OD can do literally nothing because he just gets instantly blown up with spells. I'm starting to fall off (I'd been something like 6-0 and was now even on my KD) but PA is picking up steam. After losing a bunch of towers we end up in an interesting situation. I'm pushing their offlane with PA (I've got Deso) and the other team is 5-manning mid. Ok, if our team can hold we can trade nicely here. They start pushing onto our highground and we take a T2...then T3...then rax...then T4. In return they get only rax and the odd kill. Nice, if we can do that again we can just throne them since its exposed now.

More fights, more falling behind. Meh.

End up in the same situation, this time top. OD is pushing top and I BoT up there. We push in whilst the other team is pushing bottom to try and even up the creepwave pushing in there due to us taking rax. We kill the T3 and I sense blood. Their team has only TPd one back who we've already scared to fountain. If we go all in on the throne we either force mass TPs back or win there and then.

I ping like mad on the fountain, call for him to come attack it. NOPE LETS KEEP ATTACKING THE NEWLY SPAWNED ENEMY CREEPWAVE.

He dies to mass TPs back, I don't think he even used his BKB. I can't kill the throne by myself (knock about a third to half its health off, with his higher damage we'd have killed it) and eventually die to them. Other team just pushes mid, kills the rest of our team and wins. Whole team yelling at this OD. -_-

Awful throw.

On January 21 2014 21:25 Mandalor wrote:
Randomed Earth Spirit, friend doing A-Z challenge picks Axe.
Other teammates proceed to choose Sniper, QoP and Drow. Great fucking picks.

Sniper goes 0-6, his first three items being wraith bands. Yeah, 3 wraith bands, no boots. Drow only buys two wraith bands, feeds anyway of course. Is there some stupid guide that makes people buy tons of wraith bands for no reason?

On January 21 2014 19:43 LeeDawg wrote:
I've been composing this post in my head for the last hour and 17 minutes of my life, and all of the ridiculous shit I could say. but let me narrow it down to one sentence.

lone druid with no levels in spirit bear until level 22, and no levels in ult until level 19.

yup

that happened.

On January 22 2014 04:59 Kmatt wrote:
Enemy gets Rylai, Enchantress, and Tinker. gibe trak pls

Pick BH, tag the offlane. We have AM+dazzle bot, Earth Spirit mid and 1 unpicked. Some good initiation/disable that could be used to roam as 4 while AM farms.

Picks pugna

Spams "I MID"

So now I share offlane with Spirit, the 2 most EXP-hungry heroes against CM SB lane.

At what point do these people think that was a good idea