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Inverse QQ here : yesterday I played a Bane on some pubs. I usually play the 4 or 5 role because nobody wants to do it (or does it right). Taking a stack of ward, I go bot with my skypemate who got Spirit Breaker after warding the bot rune spot. We meet a Broodmother-AA and are a bit in trouble at the immediate beginning.
I manage to get some creeps and decide to buy Sentries... and to put them immediately after getting them (we were still lvl 2). And so we take the first blood on Brood at 3 min in the game.
This decided pretty much the biggest rape I ever played. Brood switched to top lane because of that sentry... and got raped because our teammates bought sentries too. Ennemy pudge tried 4 ganks but my bot ward spotted him every time... and with spirit breaker charge and my nukes, it was a free kill everytime we got him on sight, dude couldnt even getting close to our bot tower. AA was non-existent because how are you supposed to get close to creeps when Spirit Breaker and Bane are aggressively running for you every fukken time, and poor Skywrath Mage was our target anytime we could see him not too deep into ennemy territory. At 14 minutes, there was 14-1, me being 5-0-5 and Spirit Breaker 3-1-5. Brood comes bot again, is met with my 2nd sentry, gives us the 15th kill, then Pudge ragequitted after getting charged on the bot rune spot. Brood ragequits too, 17 min into the game, 23-1.
That's what happened when MMR is in your favor because obviously our opponents weren't of the same level. We kind of played with 4 heroes ganking us bot at the tower for the 2 only minutes where I forgot to refresh my ward, getting 2 kills for no deaths and tower denied without any of us getting even hit.
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All pick. 3 guys (incl me random): CK(me), Mirana, Bloodseeker. Last 2 picks: Faceless Void (1-9 end score) and Drow Ranger (0-13 end score). Enemy Gyro even bought a rapier he threw away to me.. what happens: FV chrono's our entire team with 3 enemies. Enemy gyro outside it raping everything, rapier back.. gg.
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We have LD and Sven, last guy hasn't picked yet.
Sven: "pick more carry"
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Blazinghand
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We're radiant. bot, lesh/alch, feeds.
dark seer and nature's prophet take turns being mid and wandering to sidelanes to feed kills
i am tiny solo top against AA. it goes poorly. furion tps in to feed AA a kill. darkseer comes to my lane, declares he is now laning top and furion is mid. furion doesn't go mid. mid is now abandoned. lesh goes mid and feeds more kills.
it deteriorates from there.
E: also prophet never skills treants
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It doesnt matter that I buy courier, wards, flying courrier, sentries...
Our carries are fucking morons. I heard sharing the same jungle between three heroes when we are ahead is a good strategy.
Fuck.
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Get at last a very high match and our tide is fucking terrible like really bad left at lvl 4.
No idea how he managed to get into very high MM.
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On May 03 2013 21:30 10734 wrote:
We have LD and Sven, last guy hasn't picked yet.
Sven: "pick more carry"
Maybe sven is supporting. back in dota1 sven was played more on the 4 role so 
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I'm so fed up with Lone Druid, the hero is fucking retarded. He is a motherfucking AGILITY HERO that at lvl 6 becomes pretty much unkillable thanks to synergy and true form. What does he lose by going in true form ? NOTHING, HE DOESNT LOSE JACK SHIT.
The armlet on the bear and the "true form trick I dodge your shit" makes this 10 times worse.
Doesn't even require much skill to play.
He needs a nerf, seriously.
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On May 03 2013 22:23 Blazinghand wrote:
We're radiant. bot, lesh/alch, feeds.
dark seer and nature's prophet take turns being mid and wandering to sidelanes to feed kills
i am tiny solo top against AA. it goes poorly. furion tps in to feed AA a kill. darkseer comes to my lane, declares he is now laning top and furion is mid. furion doesn't go mid. mid is now abandoned. lesh goes mid and feeds more kills.
it deteriorates from there.
E: also prophet never skills treants
Lol I sorta had a game like this. Random draft: ended up playing OD mid vs Storm Spirit. The matchup's pretty brutal for Storm. Naturally I do really well and completely fuck up his CS with astral and denying. Roaming Earthshaker + Crystal Maiden supports net me 2 kills mid. Eventually Storm leaves mid lane and Nature's prophet replaces him. I'm like 3 levels and a fuck ton of gold ahead of the NP at this point, so you can imagine how the lane goes. I end up going like 14-2 at 20 minutes, have Sheepstick, Treads and Forcestaff at 25 minutes with something like 52 denies.
Lesson: never switch mid with any1, because the mid on the other team will be way more leveled and have an even easier time. It was also awesome cause we had 2 guys choose ES and CM and actually play them as tri lane supports, babysitting our luna, roaming for kills and always warding the runes.
So thats my reverse QQ i guess lol
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Blazinghand
United States25562 Posts
Occasionally I consider posting a bunch of brag / reverse QQ stuff but then I realize that's not what this thread is for and nobody wants to read it. Instead, here's some more QQ
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Blazinghand: Wow, I actually had a good few games supporting. One as WR, one as Tree, one as Puck! I made big plays, got wards and items, and so on.
Game: DID YOU DO WELL
Blazinghand: Huh? Yeah, I did great.
Game: CLEARLY YOU NOW HAVE 9,000 MMR. WE WILL NOW MATCH YOU UP AGAINST REALLY STRONG OPPONENTS
Blazinghand: wat
Game: OH SORRY LOOKS LIKE YOUR MMR IS SO HIGH THE ONLY WAY TO BALANCE THIS IS TO GIVE YOU FEEDERS
Blazinghand: er
Game: DON'T WORRY THOUGH THE FEEDERS WILL ALL PICK ONLY CARRIES. SO YOU CAN SUPPORT BETTER. EVEN IF YOU PICKED FIRST AND PICKED A CARRY.
Blazinghand: uh
Game: OH WHATS THAT YOU LOST 10 IN A ROW? CLEARLY YOU NEED TOUGHER OPPONENTS AND WORSE TEAMMATES
;_;
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Oh Blazinghand. I so feel for you. Yesterday, 7 games, 7 wins. Today, 6 games 6 losses. I don't know what is going on.
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AR game, guy randoms wisp, is our only support. Instantly repicks, gets Meepo! and proceeds to fall 4 levels behind a bounty hunter in a 1v1 solo lane, gets 4 points in net and 4 in earthbind, 0 points in poof, no points in ult, stats at level 9 and 10. Goes 3 branches into midas into treads.
Why. WHY.
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On May 04 2013 06:15 Chrian wrote:
AR game, guy randoms wisp, is our only support. Instantly repicks, gets Meepo! and proceeds to fall 4 levels behind a bounty hunter in a 1v1 solo lane, gets 4 points in net and 4 in earthbind, 0 points in poof, no points in ult, stats at level 9 and 10. Goes 3 branches into midas into treads.
Why. WHY.
More of this people! Amazing!
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Blazinghand
United States25562 Posts
On May 04 2013 07:16 unkkz wrote:Show nested quote +On May 04 2013 06:15 Chrian wrote:
AR game, guy randoms wisp, is our only support. Instantly repicks, gets Meepo! and proceeds to fall 4 levels behind a bounty hunter in a 1v1 solo lane, gets 4 points in net and 4 in earthbind, 0 points in poof, no points in ult, stats at level 9 and 10. Goes 3 branches into midas into treads.
Why. WHY. More of this people! Amazing!
I played against a guy who randomed meepo, he never got his ult (and i almost never saw him use poof) and I LOST
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On May 03 2013 23:22 BlitzerSC wrote:
I'm so fed up with Lone Druid, the hero is fucking retarded. He is a motherfucking AGILITY HERO that at lvl 6 becomes pretty much unkillable thanks to synergy and true form. What does he lose by going in true form ? NOTHING, HE DOESNT LOSE JACK SHIT.
The armlet on the bear and the "true form trick I dodge your shit" makes this 10 times worse.
Doesn't even require much skill to play.
He needs a nerf, seriously.
He loses range and move speed
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Blazinghand
United States25562 Posts
On May 04 2013 07:44 Alur wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2013 23:22 BlitzerSC wrote:
I'm so fed up with Lone Druid, the hero is fucking retarded. He is a motherfucking AGILITY HERO that at lvl 6 becomes pretty much unkillable thanks to synergy and true form. What does he lose by going in true form ? NOTHING, HE DOESNT LOSE JACK SHIT.
The armlet on the bear and the "true form trick I dodge your shit" makes this 10 times worse.
Doesn't even require much skill to play.
He needs a nerf, seriously. He loses range and move speed
It's also worth noting that Armlet on Bear is like not significantly more cost-effective than Maelstrom. This is because the Bear is not a hero unit-- it does not have a Str score. Maelstrom makes the bear a bit quicker at farming, and Armlet (even when toggled on) isn't significantly better for the price. What Armlet gives though that Maelstrom doesn't is much-needed armor for the bear.
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>-AR
> I got Io
-> Team is OD, WR, Vengeful Spirit and Medusa
holyshitthisteamisgood.jpg
"Hey venge, can you up courier?" <-after buying courier and wards and using most of my time stacking and pulling
"No."
Plain and simple. "No." It's not a "wait, I'm building X" or ignoring me. It's a plain and simple "no." Fuck the team, he has money but he decided that the flying courier is not important at all. No.
Proceeds to use his microphone to put some really really shitty music out of his cellphone, and then proceeds to trashtalk everyone about how shitty they are playing. That "no" still echoing in my head
Medusa then proceeds to not farm and instead run away from our tower just so Gyro and Ogre rape him.
Game proceeds. Me and OD try to make some stuff happen, I pick a guy in their jungle with OD(meanwhile Medusa and VS on the microphone talking about how stupid it was to ult into their jungle, despite the fact that we would come back)
Game goes on, Gyro farms a shadow blade, and we win a fight 5v4(OD gets an ultra kill - I get 4 assists). We then find Gyro out of position and go there to gank him. "Dont have dust" - been spending every ounce of money on wards
"I do" says medusa. Odd, I didn't see the notification. Well, good. Me OD and Medusa go into him, and as I stun him Medusa opens the microphone agian. "I do not have, why the fuck u didnt buy"
The reaction? OD has to use his ultimate to avoid the possibility of Gyro going invisible, and scores the kill
"OH MY GOD OD, WHY DID YOU USE ULT YOU RETARD, DONT KS YOU ARE NOT A CARRY"
YOU ARE NOT A CARRY
you are not a carry
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And VS agreeing.
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two mutes, VS reported(couldn't stand his shitty microphone with shitty music anymore). Game goes on, we lose, nothing I could do.
Oh, and they were buddies. Who would tell. fucking assholes.
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warlock man fucking warlock.
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How the fuck do u deal with a good magnus mid who bottlecrowes?
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