The Road to Blizzcon - Ch VIII - Fantasy

Chapter VIII
Last Call
by stuchiu
At the harbor, the announcer yelled:
The last ship for the mainland goes out tomorrow. Get your tickets now!
FanTaSy looked down at his papers, which read:
Unreserved seating. Priority Rating: 3025
He stared at it, trying to will it into adding just one more point. It didn't, and he sighed with a mixture of resignation and jest. He had traveled the world and had gone to every major city on every continent collecting bounties along the way. The establishment had tried to take him down, but he had had none of it. Rain, Zest, INnoVation, even the likes of Lilbow. It didn't matter who they had sent; FanTaSy had achieved victories against the biggest fish in the sea whenever he felt like it. Maybe he should have felt like it more often though, because it wasn't enough to book his ticket. HyuN had caught up in the hitman power rank and only one of them was getting on this boat.
That's the way it was on these mafia-run cruise liners. You either ponied up a mortgage or curried favor with your jobs. The Morhaime Family was a tough nut to crack and the two of them were lucky to even get contracts. Old dogs like them usually would have gotten run out of the business by then.
FanTaSy heard steps encroach behind him and turned around. The first thing he noticed was his pants—strange taste as ever. HyuN had a big smile on his face and asked, "So, what's your number?"
"3025. You?"
"Heh. Same."
The two rivals stared each other down, waiting for the weaker man to flinch. Instead, they held in their laughter until they simultaneously burst. Even though the two hitmen had been contending for their jobs and their lives all year long, they still knew how to be friends.
"Let's go for a drink, FanTaSy!" HyuN bellowed. He knew his friend wouldn't be able to resist.
"Are you paying?"
"Hell no."
They entered a dingy seaman's bar, took seats by the counter and ordered a round of beers. At first they drank in silence, but they were interrupted by a military drafter. They waved him away but HyuN took the opportunity to bring up a forbidden topic, "So, what're you gonna do after retirement?"
FanTaSy shook his head, "Retirement? No, no, not yet. I still got things to do."
"Damn straight not yet! Still got pants to wear; still got bounties to take!" HyuN roared.
They clinked their glasses and downed their mugs. HyuN called for shots and they wiped those out too. Yet with each drop of alcohol it seemed as though the pair became more and more introspective. FanTaSy looked into his glass, and then at HyuN. A question burned inside him and he gave it a voice, "Why'd you leave your clan and become a free agent?"
HyuN looked at him quizzically and laughed, but FantaSy rolled his eyes. He needed to know. "Come on, I'm being serious here."
The flamboyant dresser sat up straighter. "Hmm... freedom, maybe? I get to practice when I want, travel where I want, and drink whatever the hell I want. Plus I get to wear these pants."
HyuN waved at his crotch and FanTaSy's eyes followed, drawing another series of snickers and another round of shots. "Free to live, too. What about you? You were the heir to the SKT empire. Why'd you leave?" the Zerg continued.
FanTaSy called for the bartender to refill his glass and shrugged, "They called me a 'prince' but I never really felt like it. Way back, they loved Bisu more and called me Oov's puppet. I even beat Flash in the last two campaigns of the old war yet they still voted him as the leader of Terran. When JangBi ascended to the throne against my will, I just didn't have much fight left in me."
HyuN witnessed FanTaSy's grief for the first time and gestured for the bottle. FanTaSy continued to pour out, "Or, should I say, I was done fighting for others. When I go out, I want to go out on my own terms. Not for SKT, not for whichever mad king sits on the throne, but for FanTaSy."
HyuN was surprised. He didn't expect there to be so much behind FanTaSy's fable. All he expected was an old man refusing to kick the bucket. "I heard about your battle against soO. Don't think there's a man alive that doesn't know that war tale. Hell of a story."
FanTaSy resumed smiling, "Aahh, best battle I ever fought. I spent years on the front lines of every single war, but never had a fight like that. One second from death, one second to life."
They spent the next few hours reminiscing about the old days, the new days, the various SPL Wars, HyuN's heavyweight title, those drunken ceremonies, FanTaSy's eternal fights with TRUE. Sailors came and went—some even shared a few rounds with them—but the pair remained. Eventually, they were the only two left in the bar.
"Ahh, too bad we can't both go, dammit," FanTaSy sighed.
"Well it's a job for one. Do you really think we'd have a chance against 'em? Buncha killers and monsters over there," HyuN grumbled, "and we aren't getting any younger."
FanTaSy stood, glass in hand. "I spent years under the wings of Boxer. He retired from the field but decided to come back when new wars kept popping up. Trained 10 to 12 hours a day just to get back into shape, yet he never regained his stars. And yet he said this."
FanTaSy pulled out an old cheerful of his idol from his wallet.
I don't believe in superstitions.
But I did feel that there was something special about the nickname "Emperor of Terran" that was given to me. Though I regularly practice of ten hours and my body feels like it will melt down, I hold myself up, thinking,
"I should live up to the name."
"I will live up to my name," the old Terran growled.
HyuN whooped, "Well said, well said! To the Emperor!"
They drank the last bottle dry and took turns visiting the bathroom, perhaps to relieve themselves one way or another. The two men looked tired but determined. "So, I guess we have to decide this," FanTaSy acknowledged.
"Yep. Gotta do what you gotta do," HyuN agreed.
They each paid half the bill and tipped their hat to the barkeep before lumbering into the alley behind. They had been friends, comrades in the trench, only minutes before, but now they had to be enemies. Only one man was getting on that boat, and they had to settle it between themselves.
What came next was a cyclone of fists, legs, and other body parts. It resembled two wombats in a washing machine more than two veteran in a duel, and it was impossible to tell who was winning. The drunken pair seemed more likely to hurt themselves than each other, but fortunately no one was watching. They traded blows and broken bones, yet everything looked even until the heavyweight champion leapt into a dropkick, only for his cargo pants to snag on a wire. He fell to the ground with an unpleasant thud and his body had had enough. FanTaSy had survived the most important bar fight of his life, even though it wasn't pretty.
FanTaSy offered a grisly handshake and HyuN accepted. The winner was about to leave but the beaten Zerg groaned, "Wait, wait, I gotta tell you something."
"Are you gonna cuss me out?"
"No, no. It's important. I heard Polt, Hydra and that scoundrel Lilbow are headed back to the mainland, too. War's brewing and they want their cut of the spoils," HyuN explained.
"Hm, more people to watch out for. What about PartinG? And Rain?"
"I haven't heard from them in a couple of months. You'd better bet PartinG's up to something, though."
"You're right. Wait. How do you know all this?" the Terran inquired.
"Well, I'm friends with everyone," HyuN smiled, his third incisor missing.
With that last piece of repartee, HyuN passed out, either from a concussion or from drunkenness. FanTaSy lifted him onto his shoulders and carried him to the front of the bar, where the owner had been sitting and smoking his pipe.
"Guess you're the one going, huh?"
FanTaSy was surprised, "Oh. You heard?"
"Yeah. Good man, that one," the barkeep admitted while drawing another chair.
"Yeah. Take care of him for me," FanTaSy appealed as he laid his friend down in the sun.
"Sure."
It was already a quarter past 6 when the cruise ship played its tuba. FanTaSy limped to the pier and searched for the ramp marked "special entry". Wiping some of the blood from his brow, the old dog squinted at the sign before presenting himself to the bouncer.
The ticket man asked, "Going to the mainland, eh? Business or pleasure?"
FanTaSy looked down at his bloodied ticket, then back at the bar where he had laid his unconscious friend. HyuN had woken, missing tooth in hand, and he and the barkeep waved FanTaSy goodluck. FanTaSy took a step forward and straightened his shirt before answering,
"Business."

The last ship for the mainland goes out tomorrow. Get your tickets now!
FanTaSy looked down at his papers, which read:
Unreserved seating. Priority Rating: 3025
He stared at it, trying to will it into adding just one more point. It didn't, and he sighed with a mixture of resignation and jest. He had traveled the world and had gone to every major city on every continent collecting bounties along the way. The establishment had tried to take him down, but he had had none of it. Rain, Zest, INnoVation, even the likes of Lilbow. It didn't matter who they had sent; FanTaSy had achieved victories against the biggest fish in the sea whenever he felt like it. Maybe he should have felt like it more often though, because it wasn't enough to book his ticket. HyuN had caught up in the hitman power rank and only one of them was getting on this boat.
That's the way it was on these mafia-run cruise liners. You either ponied up a mortgage or curried favor with your jobs. The Morhaime Family was a tough nut to crack and the two of them were lucky to even get contracts. Old dogs like them usually would have gotten run out of the business by then.
FanTaSy heard steps encroach behind him and turned around. The first thing he noticed was his pants—strange taste as ever. HyuN had a big smile on his face and asked, "So, what's your number?"
"3025. You?"
"Heh. Same."
The two rivals stared each other down, waiting for the weaker man to flinch. Instead, they held in their laughter until they simultaneously burst. Even though the two hitmen had been contending for their jobs and their lives all year long, they still knew how to be friends.
"Let's go for a drink, FanTaSy!" HyuN bellowed. He knew his friend wouldn't be able to resist.
"Are you paying?"
"Hell no."
They entered a dingy seaman's bar, took seats by the counter and ordered a round of beers. At first they drank in silence, but they were interrupted by a military drafter. They waved him away but HyuN took the opportunity to bring up a forbidden topic, "So, what're you gonna do after retirement?"
FanTaSy shook his head, "Retirement? No, no, not yet. I still got things to do."
"Damn straight not yet! Still got pants to wear; still got bounties to take!" HyuN roared.
They clinked their glasses and downed their mugs. HyuN called for shots and they wiped those out too. Yet with each drop of alcohol it seemed as though the pair became more and more introspective. FanTaSy looked into his glass, and then at HyuN. A question burned inside him and he gave it a voice, "Why'd you leave your clan and become a free agent?"
HyuN looked at him quizzically and laughed, but FantaSy rolled his eyes. He needed to know. "Come on, I'm being serious here."
The flamboyant dresser sat up straighter. "Hmm... freedom, maybe? I get to practice when I want, travel where I want, and drink whatever the hell I want. Plus I get to wear these pants."
HyuN waved at his crotch and FanTaSy's eyes followed, drawing another series of snickers and another round of shots. "Free to live, too. What about you? You were the heir to the SKT empire. Why'd you leave?" the Zerg continued.
FanTaSy called for the bartender to refill his glass and shrugged, "They called me a 'prince' but I never really felt like it. Way back, they loved Bisu more and called me Oov's puppet. I even beat Flash in the last two campaigns of the old war yet they still voted him as the leader of Terran. When JangBi ascended to the throne against my will, I just didn't have much fight left in me."
HyuN witnessed FanTaSy's grief for the first time and gestured for the bottle. FanTaSy continued to pour out, "Or, should I say, I was done fighting for others. When I go out, I want to go out on my own terms. Not for SKT, not for whichever mad king sits on the throne, but for FanTaSy."
HyuN was surprised. He didn't expect there to be so much behind FanTaSy's fable. All he expected was an old man refusing to kick the bucket. "I heard about your battle against soO. Don't think there's a man alive that doesn't know that war tale. Hell of a story."
FanTaSy resumed smiling, "Aahh, best battle I ever fought. I spent years on the front lines of every single war, but never had a fight like that. One second from death, one second to life."
They spent the next few hours reminiscing about the old days, the new days, the various SPL Wars, HyuN's heavyweight title, those drunken ceremonies, FanTaSy's eternal fights with TRUE. Sailors came and went—some even shared a few rounds with them—but the pair remained. Eventually, they were the only two left in the bar.
"Ahh, too bad we can't both go, dammit," FanTaSy sighed.
"Well it's a job for one. Do you really think we'd have a chance against 'em? Buncha killers and monsters over there," HyuN grumbled, "and we aren't getting any younger."
FanTaSy stood, glass in hand. "I spent years under the wings of Boxer. He retired from the field but decided to come back when new wars kept popping up. Trained 10 to 12 hours a day just to get back into shape, yet he never regained his stars. And yet he said this."
FanTaSy pulled out an old cheerful of his idol from his wallet.
I don't believe in superstitions.
But I did feel that there was something special about the nickname "Emperor of Terran" that was given to me. Though I regularly practice of ten hours and my body feels like it will melt down, I hold myself up, thinking,
"I should live up to the name."
"I will live up to my name," the old Terran growled.
HyuN whooped, "Well said, well said! To the Emperor!"
They drank the last bottle dry and took turns visiting the bathroom, perhaps to relieve themselves one way or another. The two men looked tired but determined. "So, I guess we have to decide this," FanTaSy acknowledged.
"Yep. Gotta do what you gotta do," HyuN agreed.
They each paid half the bill and tipped their hat to the barkeep before lumbering into the alley behind. They had been friends, comrades in the trench, only minutes before, but now they had to be enemies. Only one man was getting on that boat, and they had to settle it between themselves.
What came next was a cyclone of fists, legs, and other body parts. It resembled two wombats in a washing machine more than two veteran in a duel, and it was impossible to tell who was winning. The drunken pair seemed more likely to hurt themselves than each other, but fortunately no one was watching. They traded blows and broken bones, yet everything looked even until the heavyweight champion leapt into a dropkick, only for his cargo pants to snag on a wire. He fell to the ground with an unpleasant thud and his body had had enough. FanTaSy had survived the most important bar fight of his life, even though it wasn't pretty.
FanTaSy offered a grisly handshake and HyuN accepted. The winner was about to leave but the beaten Zerg groaned, "Wait, wait, I gotta tell you something."
"Are you gonna cuss me out?"
"No, no. It's important. I heard Polt, Hydra and that scoundrel Lilbow are headed back to the mainland, too. War's brewing and they want their cut of the spoils," HyuN explained.
"Hm, more people to watch out for. What about PartinG? And Rain?"
"I haven't heard from them in a couple of months. You'd better bet PartinG's up to something, though."
"You're right. Wait. How do you know all this?" the Terran inquired.
"Well, I'm friends with everyone," HyuN smiled, his third incisor missing.
With that last piece of repartee, HyuN passed out, either from a concussion or from drunkenness. FanTaSy lifted him onto his shoulders and carried him to the front of the bar, where the owner had been sitting and smoking his pipe.
"Guess you're the one going, huh?"
FanTaSy was surprised, "Oh. You heard?"
"Yeah. Good man, that one," the barkeep admitted while drawing another chair.
"Yeah. Take care of him for me," FanTaSy appealed as he laid his friend down in the sun.
"Sure."
It was already a quarter past 6 when the cruise ship played its tuba. FanTaSy limped to the pier and searched for the ramp marked "special entry". Wiping some of the blood from his brow, the old dog squinted at the sign before presenting himself to the bouncer.
The ticket man asked, "Going to the mainland, eh? Business or pleasure?"
FanTaSy looked down at his bloodied ticket, then back at the bar where he had laid his unconscious friend. HyuN had woken, missing tooth in hand, and he and the barkeep waved FanTaSy goodluck. FanTaSy took a step forward and straightened his shirt before answering,
"Business."
