At first I thought there might be some interesting/funny stories (in the form of dreams) in this thread...

After reading a few pages, my reaction:

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DoomsVille

Canada4885 Posts

September 12 2011 16:01 GMT

#122

Ok I think I am officially addicted to SC2. The last 2 nights I've had SC2 dreams.

Coincidentally both of them involve team EG and poaching players rofl.

In dream 1, team EG goes after Linda "Pikachu" Liao as they attempt to expand to female gamers.

In dream 2, Huk gets poached by team NEX.

Nothing crazy, just weird that this is what I've been dreaming about lately.

Probe1

United States17920 Posts

September 12 2011 16:08 GMT

#123

I had a dream I went 3hatch muta in sc2 and won about a month ago. I'm exciting.

neoghaleon55

United States7435 Posts

September 14 2011 04:42 GMT

#124

I dreamt....that...my anus was that of a mutalisk.
With all those spines and teeth.
At the moment, I even questioned it.. "hey this can't be right, I don't remember...teeth being there"
But somehow I managed to convince myself otherwise.
"You're silly, of course your anus has teeth!"
"Oh...okay"

>_>;;

Weirdest dream ever.

MileyCyrus

United States285 Posts

September 14 2011 05:05 GMT

#125

a hydralisk jumped out of my closet. Cant seem to remember the before or after for that; only that it happened in vivid detail, much like the Sc trailer.

destian

141 Posts

September 14 2011 05:07 GMT

#126

not really a dream, but my wife had to wake up about an hour before i did for work one day. her alarm went off and she moaned about how i got to sleep for awhile longer, to which i replied: That was a build order win.

Got a weird look for that one.

CuHz

United States354 Posts

September 14 2011 05:08 GMT

#127

I've had a dream where i was sleep talking to my girlfriend about starcraft 2:

keep in mind this was when i first started playing sc2 and was addicted AF. i played mostly team games 2v2's though, nd this was before the tank nerf so every 2v2 game i played we tried to rush before siege mode cuz we would die after..

this was the dialogue:

me: "we have to rush"
gf: "huH??"
me: "cmon hurry up, we have to rush"
gf: "babe..."
me: "hurry we have to rush, before the tanks come!!"
gf: "..."
me: "omg we are gonna lose the tanks are coming!!"
gf: "(laughs)"
me: "zZzzZz snores"

Corsica

Ukraine1854 Posts

October 19 2011 22:46 GMT

#128

I had this weird dream.

I am playing in an orchestra and behind me marines killing zerglings (they put them in cages and then shoot them) When suddenly one speedling says: ITS OVER!!!!
And then from the ground many Zerg units unborrow (from drones to ultras, everything) so I begin to run and i hope to jump from this mountain to die and to wake up, but then Fucking Gollum appears and says you are not going anywhere, so I jump but he catches me in mid-air and FLIES!!! to mountain again, and then I thanks god open my eyes....

No i am not a drug addict.

CecilSunkure

United States2829 Posts

October 19 2011 22:58 GMT

#129

I had a dream where I figured out you could morph Archons from Zealots and Dark Templar/High Templar. I was using it on ladder against people, and then for some reason the government withdrew my financial aid for college because Blizzard thought I was cheating on Battle.net.

Jomz

United Kingdom117 Posts

October 19 2011 23:10 GMT

#130

I had a dream about being picked up by EG once. I was at the house with my best friend and there was a party going on, and Geoff came up to me and said, hey listen man come to me later and I'll show you around and get everyone to meet you.

I came to him later on after wandering around for a bit and he took me to a bar in the EG house(I don't even think the house has a bar). We got a pint and everyone came up to me to greet me, like DeMuslim and Idra and we just had a laugh there for a while. He then took me to my set-up where I would be playing and practising looking at the computer I see it's hugely better then mine and sit down to play but Geoff is like come on I got to show you around everywhere yet! We go up to where I will be sleeping then i fall asleep on the bed and wake up.

Good dream imo.

Thebbeuttiffulland

Brazil288 Posts

October 19 2011 23:18 GMT

#131

I had a dream about kerrigan sooo yeah...

hunts

United States2113 Posts

October 19 2011 23:21 GMT

#132

When I first switched to zerg about a year ago I had a dream in the morning that I was playing a ZvP and was getting 4 gated. I thought my alarm was my injects popping, and the inject button was my snooze button. I overslept my 1st class that day, but at least I held the 4 gate because I kept my macro up!

PopcornColonel

United States769 Posts

October 20 2011 00:43 GMT

#133

I haven't had a crazy SC2 dream, but my friend (really scared to ladder) once told me that he was playing his placement match for season 3, and someone punched him in the face, and he lost the placement match, and he was demoted a league, LOL!

He was actually promoted ^^

ZjiublingZ

United Arab Emirates439 Posts

October 20 2011 00:49 GMT

#134

When I was a super young kid, must have been 3rd or 4th grade, I was running a crazy high fever. I ended up hallucinating my mom was a Zealot and thought she was trying to stab me, ended up trying to fight her off. Mom had to lock me in my room for a couple hours before I exhausted myself from trying to fight off an imaginary Zealot, god those things are tanks :D The coolest thing is I still remember exactly what the zealot looked like in my head, and it still feels and looks very real when I recall the ordeal.

Fleshcut

Germany592 Posts

October 20 2011 01:05 GMT

#135

My weirdest SC dream was that I met a friend on ladder and I messed up my drone split TWICE and then build another hatch instead of a pool and then some 8 gate attack from him hit me and I tabbed out and threw my keyboard against the wall. Then I woke up and the first feeling I had (even though I realized it was a dream) was pure rage because I messed up that never existing game. I mean.... I was really mad at me for losing SC in my dream... XD REALLY MAD!!!

Tiazi

Netherlands761 Posts

October 20 2011 01:15 GMT

#136

This

Like making breakfast, whipping eggs, at stupid speed. He'd sneak off to the bathroom after gaming, to have a quick wank. Just ejaculating in 4,7 seconds, and be done. Forget his bank code, only 4 digits, np, he'd just let his apm go at it, and crack any possible combinations in a few minuts.

+ this comment

Disturbing....very.

Made me laugh so hard behind my computer I actually woke my gf

)

Mylkyjo

Australia110 Posts

October 20 2011 01:26 GMT

#137

I've had some strange ones that I can't remember the details of any longer.

I did have a weird one a few nights ago were I was playing as zerg against protoss but then Necrons rocked up with a Monolith and raped everything.

evanthebouncy!

United States12816 Posts

October 20 2011 01:27 GMT

#138

HahHAHaA i never had anything like that but that was a cool dream haha

Tektos

Australia1321 Posts

October 20 2011 01:50 GMT

#139

It involved Smix and SlayerS_Eve ... but was absent of SeleCT choking the chicken.

Wipples

Canada269 Posts

October 20 2011 01:54 GMT

#140

I had a dream, it was the end of the world and we were running around for some reason. Eventually we came to an arena filled with godzilla eggs. We were like "WE CANT LET THEM OUT" so we rolled hundreds of giant banelings into them.

Thats right, it was Godzillacraft