"My brother is the infamous tasteless and if there's one person that knows how to be gay as fuck with cannons it is my brother. I fuckin bolt upright in a cold sweat from nightmares. 'AHHHH! It's the cannon!'" -Day[9]

Razultull

United States36 Posts

February 03 2012 14:44 GMT

#222

Last night was the first night i have ever dreamed about playing stacraft 2 in all the months i have been playing it. When i awoke, the events of what happened while i slept slowly trickled in(usually you can't remember the dream). This one came back to me in startling detail.

I started off by playing against a terran(as protoss). The map felt like metalopolis, only with more rooftops around for some reason. Soon it became evident that i wasn't mining properly, maybe a misrally. I walk over to the mineral line and none of my probes are mining.
only on the pot in the morning do i realize why. They were underpants. Briefs were feebly moving back and forth from the nexus to the mineral line and some were just slumped there. Not recognizing the hilarity of the situation, i continued to try and make them mine from the mineral patches. I would keep nudging and throwing the underpants towards the mineral patches to no avail.
Soon panic gripped me, i knew my opponents push was coming soon, i had scouted a 1 rax expand, and my economy was pretty much non existent.
Mustering a feeble gateway army at around the 10 min mark, i see the terran coming down the map towards me. Among his units are dark forms that glide on the ground. He comes to a halt outside my ramp. After several tense seconds, he scans and psionic storms me with 4 brownish high templar(Yes they wee brown, i have no idea why perhaps because i am indian).
He messages me lolol and i remember feeling the words "GG" but never seeing them anywhere. That is the last thing i remember.

rqPlan

Nicaragua42 Posts

February 03 2012 16:10 GMT

#223

I dreamt I was a marine on Antiga Shipyard. Some Korean pro-player was microing me. Don't know who was he tho

zarepath

United States1626 Posts

February 03 2012 16:12 GMT

#224

I had a dream that Flash lost.

Legion710

Canada423 Posts

February 03 2012 16:20 GMT

#225

Lol. This is a follow-up to my post on page 9. I actually played ViBe on Metalopolis a few days after I posted. (I never played him before that). I actually told him about the dream haha, and I ended up winning the game. He also accused me of stream cheating so I took that as a compliment.

Leetley

1796 Posts

February 03 2012 16:26 GMT

#226

I had a dream where there was Naniwa in it. I'm not kidding. I don't remember the specifics, but I remember him being bit angry and scary which made made afraid ;;. Yes, it was some kind of nightmare.

Agathon

France1505 Posts

February 03 2012 16:31 GMT

#227

Shakuras Plateau, the game start, and after few minutes playing, i understand, that their is no chock ! I can't get out of my base !

I ask my opponent if he has a chock, and he says yes. I don't understand anything, i can't afford to loose like that ! I look for a way to get out from my base, i use all my Colossi (yes colossi...after few minutes...looking for a chock...it makes sens...). No way to get out.

I try with probes, my zealots, my blink stalker, no way to find this f***ing chock, it seems that colossi come from gates, because i've no robo to make a warp prism either ( still makes sens).

Then my sister comes to help me (wut...hey sister...don't you leave 600 km from my home and don't know anything about video games ?? nvm...it makes sens...), she seems confident and...BIP BIP BIP BIP...Alarm clock, it's 7:30 AM, time to wake up go to work.

It was one of my most disappointing dream, equal with one with...flying pinguins who was flying to Africa for the winter...

ki11z0ne

United States427 Posts

February 03 2012 16:34 GMT

#228

i sent a whole zerg air army on my old neigboor hood and i got blamed for it by a balck lunch lady women lol

HackBenjamin

Canada1094 Posts

February 03 2012 16:35 GMT

#229

I was watching Huk ladder earlier this week. He had a match against IMYonghwa and won. That night, I dreamt I was visiting the IM house for a personal coaching session from Yonghwa for some reason, but I couldn't get any timings right, I was misclicking all over the place, I couldn't land any force fields in the right places, and he was just laughing at me. Then he started talking to me, but I couldn't understand what he was saying, and it felt like he was making fun of me.

Dreams are weird.

Sabin010

United States1892 Posts

February 03 2012 16:48 GMT

#230

I had a dream where scv's started with blink, and I couldn't hold against anybody because they kept bunker rushing me.

devPLEASE

Kenya605 Posts

February 03 2012 16:51 GMT

#231

I had a dream that Ailuj, DaSakura and I were playing sc2 in a team game, a 3v3. The three of us on a team were on a roll

MaFFGeeK

United States47 Posts

February 03 2012 17:04 GMT

#232

I had a dream a week or two ago that I was with MMA and MVP. We were going to talk to some wise men about how to beat Protoss. I woke up and thought "WTF O__O"

Sanitarium14

United States141 Posts

February 03 2012 17:20 GMT

#233

I had a dream that all of my marines were in a giant ball, and I couldn't split them to protect them from banelings, I was moving the mouse but nothing was happening. It was terrible.

Crownlol

United States3726 Posts

February 03 2012 18:35 GMT

#234

On September 11 2011 12:40 Nothingtosay wrote:
you had a dream about select wanking and you thought it was a good idea to tell everyone?

Hahahahahaha I just laughed Cherry Coke Zero through my nose at my desk reading this comment.

DaSakura

Canada63 Posts

February 04 2012 00:41 GMT

#235

On February 04 2012 01:51 devPLEASE wrote:
I had a dream that Ailuj, DaSakura and I were playing sc2 in a team game, a 3v3. The three of us on a team were on a roll

ROFL, what an imba team.

dAPhREAk

Nauru12397 Posts

February 04 2012 00:51 GMT

#236

On February 04 2012 01:51 devPLEASE wrote:
I had a dream that Ailuj, DaSakura and I were playing sc2 in a team game, a 3v3. The three of us on a team were on a roll

sad state of affairs when you have a dream about two lovely women and you are playing a video game. ;-)

NexUmbra

Scotland3776 Posts

February 04 2012 00:54 GMT

#237

Well I had this dream ages and ages ago and basically there was some radio station on top of the tallest mountain in Scotland so I tried to go to the top of the mountain and when I got there the whole OGS team was there fighting off white guys so that they could control the radio station.

Dreams are fucking weird O.o

Arayle

Australia34 Posts

February 04 2012 00:57 GMT

#238

This is the worst sc2 nightmare I have ever had... (I play Protoss)

On Shattered Temple, a random ladder game vs a Terran, PvT, I throw down my Gateway at 12 Supply just as a 3rax hits me, Marines and Marauders and Stimpacks everywhere! I somehow hold it off with a clutch force field at the ramp (Apparently in my dreams, I can make sentries when Gateway isn't complete and I have no Cybernetics core).

After thinking all is good, I throw down my Cybernetics Core and all of a sudden a cloaked banshee comes in and kills all my probes, I "gg" out of the dream frustrated, look to my side and realise it was all a dream.

I think I may play to much Starcraft for my own good?

Gheed

United States972 Posts

February 04 2012 01:00 GMT

#239

I dream of a world where I am unburdened by the knowledge that worker rushes work. One where I can end my insane quest and finally be at peace with battle.net. But then I wake to find, to my dismay, that it has not come. And so I trudge on.

Monkeyballs25

531 Posts

February 04 2012 01:04 GMT

#240

I was running around some old castle when suddenly I spot a red laser dot on the ground. "Uh oh, a nuke!" I think, so I start running away from it, and more and more red dots show up and I keep trying to dodge them. And of course my next thought is "woah, he can't possibly have the resources to support that many nukes on two bases". And apparently that burst of insane dream logic ended that particular episode early.