At the end of S3 I started quitting every zvz. Why? Because fuck zvz thats why.
Anyway, I went from facing master/high diamond to silver/gold (let's say I quit a LOT of zvzs) and god DAMN did I miss that delicious bm. I mean wow. It really curbs down to very rarely above platinum. Gold is quite literally a gold mine of hilarious comments.

I miss it already.

Vulture174

United States74 Posts

November 01 2011 00:20 GMT

#1962

Ok so I played Terran forever, got into Plat (which I consider to be pretty good for me) Still trying to get better but I want to play the other races so I am starting to ladder as Zerg (eventually going to play protoss too) for now I have only played like 10-15 games but I am loving their style, here is my first bit of BM after loosing to two 4 gates in a row I was ready for this guy, and made sure to scout for him stopping probe production and throwing down those extra gates. It was still really hard to hold off since I was not really sure what to do (still a noob w/ zerg) but I just threw down 5 spines and massed lings (later roaches to win).

You know the drill read from bottom to top in each screen shot. (sorry if it messes up this is my first time posting pictures here...)

Shield

Bulgaria4824 Posts

November 01 2011 20:20 GMT

#1963

How it happened: he made tech lab asap, so I thought it's some rush bullshit. I went for 2 gas 3 gates robo in order to be max safe. He tried to contain me with 2 marauders & bunker, but I defended that and proceeded to his base to kill him. Well, I succeeded and that's what I got. :D
I usually go for 20 supply exp, but it's his fault to force me to get 3 gates robo, haha.

adelise

85 Posts

November 01 2011 20:25 GMT

#1964

marttorn

Norway5211 Posts

November 01 2011 20:29 GMT

#1965

On November 01 2011 00:44 Probe1 wrote:
At the end of S3 I started quitting every zvz. Why? Because fuck zvz thats why.
Anyway, I went from facing master/high diamond to silver/gold (let's say I quit a LOT of zvzs) and god DAMN did I miss that delicious bm. I mean wow. It really curbs down to very rarely above platinum. Gold is quite literally a gold mine of hilarious comments.

I miss it already.

Haha! I heard you didn't enjoy ZvZ but didn't know you hated it that much :> you are a qt

I actually finally found a reason to post in this thread though. I haven't got screencaps, but I'll give a brief review of events:

So I do a marauder expand (TvP) and, as is normal for a marauder expand, I move out with 1 marine 1 marauder 1 SCV to see what I can do.

This protoss didn't handle it very well, only having 1 zealot out by the time that I had conc shells and was at his ramp. I killed the zealot and made a bunker, walling off his base (which he had, inexplicably, walled off himself with his zealot as if we were playing PvZ) allowing him to only do damage with his single stalker, and leaving his probes to mindlessly wack away at the bunker while the marauders generally tore everything a new asshole.

Now, i'm sure you're all familiar with this moment, when you just finished killing off all your opponents forces and you're going to work on his buildings. Yet he hasn't GG'ed. You're just waiting for that BM, you can feel it coming 'round the corner like a jump-scare of sorts.

And there it is. Just as his probes are looking very dead and his gateway + Cyber core were shut down due to a severe case of Artosis Pylon, he delivers:

RaeKZilla: cheese noobe
RaeKZilla: ofc
Nemesis: it was a 1rax expand

RaeKZilla: nah
Nemesis: No seriously, I have 2 cc's, I know my build

RaeKZilla: u dont have a build
RaeKZilla ur just massin bio with one base right now

At this point I was confused... Not only was he being quite BM, but questioning what I perceive as clear, objective reality.

Nemesis: your anger
Nemesis: it clouds your judgement
RaeKZilla: stop tryin to be smartass
RaeKZilla: retard
Nemesis: No, I think you're angry. Just calm down :o
RaeKZilla: over what?
RaeKZilla: over a ugly retard?
Nemesis: see, your observer sees the cc now
RaeKZilla: lool u only now dropped CC

(I had already made the CC at this point, what he is referring to was me sending it to my natural)

RaeKZilla: noob

At this point, he executes a very wonky attack involving two immortals, a stalker and a single colossus (I kid you not)

It falls within seconds to my, at that point, very established bio force.

RaeKZilla: cya cock smoker
RaeKZilla has left the game!

Thank you.

BMM

United Kingdom50 Posts

November 01 2011 21:29 GMT

#1966

weeeeeeeeee first time i get to post one of these :D
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wakefield

United Kingdom114 Posts

November 01 2011 21:34 GMT

#1967

He opened the game without a glhf but 'What kind of all in do you play?' >.>

Kynareth

15 Posts

November 02 2011 06:25 GMT

#1968

Ahelvin

France1866 Posts

November 02 2011 09:21 GMT

#1969

On November 02 2011 15:25 Kynareth wrote:

Oh my god.

I'm dying from laughter. This guy. Bwahahaha.

This thread is one of the best of this awesome forum

Probe1

United States17920 Posts

November 02 2011 20:58 GMT

#1970

I look at you all see the queens there that's creeping
While my opponent gently weeps
I look at the your nat and I see it need sweeping
Still the Zerg gently weeps

I look at your pool and I notice it's turning
While my Zerg gently weeps
With every mistake we must surely be learning
Still my Zerg gently weeps