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10 pool speed on xelnaga. Lings "most imba unit in the game". lol.
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LandFish
Canada4 Posts
10 pool speed on xelnaga. Lings "most imba unit in the game". lol. | ||
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itiswhatitis
United States136 Posts
On September 15 2011 09:08 LandFish wrote: 10 pool speed on xelnaga. Lings "most imba unit in the game". lol. Pretty sure he's talking about Infestors... he was telling you to use infestors before they get nerfed, and not ling all-in. | ||
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Navillus
United States1188 Posts
On September 14 2011 11:51 TortoiseCa wrote: Why is this conversation even worth having? ffs... edit: ditto to petrina It's worth having because it's annoying when the millionth person comes in and posts something that there is a warning not to do and whether or not he deserved it it's been made clear over and over in this thread that messaging someone after a game you won is ALWAYS for the sake of this thread considered BM on your part so please don't post it. | ||
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/vpaZD.jpg) I set out this very early morning to have a little fun. However I realized how sleepy I was after hitting find match and quickly canceled, instead opting for a join custom game experience. Hmm. This guys Zerg I don't really want to play another zvz. I get enough of that business on the ladder. Oh well I'll switch to Terran I used to play Terran in gold.. Oh hey this guys 2nd place in his gold league good it should be an even match! Then things went disasterously to shit. I kept talking in irc, I had the season finale of futurama on my second monitor- I was not macroing well. There were serious gaps going on in my base. Other than an early hellion drop that claimed twenty of his drones I had done very little. Aaaaaand after I decided I had to pick things up before it got out of hand things got really. Really. Ugly. Enclosed in each spoiler is a section of the story with brief narration of the events that ensued. As always, the messages go from bottom up. + Show Spoiler [Act I] + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/wWgJY.jpg) Ah, the getting to know you period. Or for him, furiously spam his 60 apm and do fuckall else. Ultralisks came at about 22 minutes, along with the torrent of bm. Maybe it would have just stopped there if he hadn't lost 12 ultralisks for 12 marines.Maybe. I'll never know. But something unlocked in him the minute that happened and he went apeshit. As his golden fingers furiously macroed and bm'd, I snapped in a way of my own. Oh, no, i'm not the type to lash out through text. No, I decided for the rest of the match I would make no unit other than marines. I had about 10 vikings and 14 medivacs and maybe 3 tanks remaining from early escapades. Let's see how he responded. + Show Spoiler [Act II] + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/91fAm.jpg) Now around this point I decided he wasn't improving the atmosphere of my epic battle of marines vs the world. So I muted him. In retrospect, watching the hour long replay I think I shouldn't have. It wasn't funnier than Futurama but it was pretty good. At thirty minutes, around the time he asked for round two (A brief loss of about 30 marines) I decided that killing him with marines just wasn't good enough. I was going to drag this out until I had mined most of my side of the map. Since I wasn't making any new workers (Pure marines mind you) and I had a lot of mules dropping, that wouldn't take very long. Would it?.. In this portion of play I eliminated his entire main with landed vikings. He was upset  + Show Spoiler [Act III] + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/H6miq.jpg) Well, when the climax involves dozens of marines.. jeez I have to unmute him. Past lol I dutifully read everything in real time. What a treat. Despite saying he was sleepy.. he was trying harder to win at this point. His attacks were concentrated and unified, he was trying to synergize his infestors with zerglings instead of sending them in one then other.. He even tried a counter attack at the end. Unfortunately I chose that moment to base trad.. No, I won't use that term. I decided that I already had a hundred marines, if he wanted to suicide all of his banelings into the barracks in my main that was fine. I didn't need those. Plus I already had several more on his side of the map!+ Show Spoiler [Act IV] + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/0IiYR.jpg) Ah, and as all things must- this lovely fifty minute match came to a close. So sweet, such sorrow, et cetera et cetera. The end- he never left, he just kept furiously trying with nothing but a few burrowed infestors left. Sadly, even 6 infestors cannot stand up to the might of .. well, 4 bases and more marines than fungals. I accepted that he wasn't going to gg (Still at this time unknowing of most of the bm). So I finished off the last extractor I had left him with and he was removed from the game. So long, good bye, it was fun while it lasted. And I certainly did make it last. See you again when I get good ufoRAILGUN. Probe1 428 dia zerg Cheers I hope you enjoyed reading. This was some of the best bm I've ever gotten. Makes me want to tank myself back to gold. | ||
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charcute
Canada419 Posts
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ZeromuS
Canada13389 Posts
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diddLY
United States215 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/feidk.jpg) | ||
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kerr0r
Norway319 Posts
00:00:16 - stanny to ALL: from? 00:00:18 - Kerror to ALL: nor 00:00:27 - stanny to ALL: i love to kill nor 00:00:40 - Kerror to ALL: haha where you from? 00:00:50 - stanny to ALL: doesn't matter 00:00:56 - stanny to ALL: i will get you on your knees 00:01:05 - Kerror to ALL: kinky 00:01:31 - stanny to ALL: not like that you f***et 00:01:42 - stanny to ALL: for this you will die extra slow He called me a ferret which was kinda weird. Oh well. | ||
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Sbrubbles
Brazil5776 Posts
On September 13 2011 11:09 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: Did you not read the OP where it says to not post *you* BMing *your opponent* too? You come off as much a jerk as he does. He BMed you during the game, and then you BM him afterwards. You're just a hypocrite. Talk about despicable. Nah, messaging in-game saying it's over before it is is the worst kind of BM. Well-deserved. | ||
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Raven068
United States90 Posts
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branflakes14
2082 Posts
On September 16 2011 21:56 kerr0r wrote: He called me a ferret which was kinda weird. Oh well. Maybe he was calling you adorable but smelly at the same time. Or perhaps he was trying to imply that Artosis would love you. | ||
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andycz
288 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/EWux6.png) Won a TvP, guy started messaging me immediately after... Nothing special, but I just wish I had this ability to blame others for my losses, instead of trying to figure out what I did wrong.. hell, that must feel so good since YOU basically never do mistakes.. it's always just your opponent being a cheesy whore/OP race player/lucker. Also lol at the "MACRO" part, since I went 1rax FE.. while he 4gated. LOL. | ||
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Alpino
Brazil4390 Posts
On August 20 2011 09:20 Gheed wrote: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/FrWoT.jpg) I'm assuming he's Brazilian or something. I always assume they're american. Life is a funny thing. | ||
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Hipsv
135 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/3029/hiatarage.png) When he says nice micro bro you are so sick I had run 4 hellions into his main and he had like 25 lings up there and I killed them all but lost all of the hellions after killing the 25 lings and 2 drones. So its a favorable trade nevertheless since he lost 15 drones for 4 hellions. He then predicted I would win because I am terran. ![[image loading]](http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/6458/hiatarage2.png) When he says "fucking terran bullshit" I killed all his mutalisks as he amoved his lings and banes down his ramp and lost most of them. He then rallied a second wave down as I was repositioning my tanks and said seige your tanks fuck/shit head then fucking moron. He says sick micro bro as I snipe his third hatch and he a-moves a bunch of banes into them (at this point I am on 3 base and have 9 rax + 3 fact + reactor port). Lastly he finally sees my third as I have gotten to 150 food on 3 base and he is only getting his third up and has 120 then I push out but he sends his mutas to attack my third, and seeing the marins he attacks the rocks (shakuras plateau rocks by the 3rd infront of main) so I run my marines to snipe them and he a-moves like 30 banelings onto 9 tanks killing 4 so I instantly just stim across the map and kill all his banelings morphing in the middle area between his two bases so he says "god damn you suck" and so on to the end. I didn't play my best but he was raging for sure because he had over 1k/500 banked before we even engaged and I was under 400/300 most of the game and almost always had a supply lead. I just find these people beat themselves before they beat anyone else. | ||
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Nogard
Italy40 Posts
I went for 1 gate expo and he decided to go for a roach-ling push (he had like 20 drones until 10 minutes), afterwards I went for a push with some immortals and won the game Him: gl hf Me: gl hf Him: you have to admit Him: that !@#$ ain't balanced Him: you played the most risky expand ever Me: nope  Him: well that then proves why you play so terribly Me: XD ... left the game! I'm protoss, he's zerg, on shakuras I went for a ffe, scouted his 6 pool and walled the front Him: luck more Him: little abstard Me: scout=luck? Him: your mother ... left the game! He tried to go for a baneling bust, but I reinforced my wall with the core and more pylons; he left the game immediately. After the game I saw his profile: his main race is terran and he lost something like the previous 10 games, probably he wanted a easy win with zerg XD | ||
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greggy
United Kingdom1483 Posts
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TiTanIum_
Brazil1335 Posts
On September 17 2011 05:36 Zium wrote: After the game I saw his profile: his main race is terran and he lost something like the previous 10 games, probably he wanted a easy win with zerg XD Wouldn´t blame him. j/k | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25552 Posts
On September 17 2011 05:50 greggy wrote: I am particularly amused by posters of this thread who have language filter on. Mine randomly turns on about 1/2 the time that I log in. it DOES make bm that much funnier though. | ||
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ZeromuS
Canada13389 Posts
On September 17 2011 05:57 Blazinghand wrote: Mine randomly turns on about 1/2 the time that I log in. it DOES make bm that much funnier though.When mine decides to turn on my reaction is usually as follows: Does that say ... (unsafe words herein for the sensitive ones out there)+ Show Spoiler + cock, dick or fuck .. all of them can be used in this situation but none of them make any particular sense ... | ||
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justinpal
United States3810 Posts
On September 17 2011 02:56 Alpino wrote: I always assume they're american. Life is a funny thing. Americans don't say nab. I hadn't even encountered that spelling until I played HoN with 9 Brazilians. | ||
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