On August 25 2011 22:26 Chicken Chaser wrote:
http://www.gamereplays.org/starcraft2/replays.php?game=33&show=details&id=228192
In game chat: + Show Spoiler +
There was more banter after he left, but I didn't save it. More of the same "You will never be able to hold a candle to me in a thousand years." lol poor soul
Edit: i 9pool protoss on a 4player map; he proceeds to lecture me about how imbalanced zerg, terran, and blizzard maps are. He claims he's masters but he was only a 600 diamond last season and only a 300-400 diamond this season. Match history shows him pairing with similarly ranked diamonds.
http://www.gamereplays.org/starcraft2/replays.php?game=33&show=details&id=228192
In game chat: + Show Spoiler +
00:00:07 - ThaReckoning to ALL: gl hf
00:00:12 - orlyOWL to ALL: hf
00:04:01 - ThaReckoning to ALL: lol
00:04:03 - orlyOWL to ALL: yeah loll
00:04:04 - ThaReckoning to ALL: another loss to imbalance
00:04:14 - orlyOWL to ALL: imba?
00:04:18 - ThaReckoning to ALL: what rank do you think you would be, if protoss wasn't the weakest race in the game?
00:04:27 - ThaReckoning to ALL: yeah, you won because blizzard put 4 player maps in 1v1
00:04:32 - orlyOWL to ALL: what rank would you think y ou'd be if you weren't so QQ
00:04:32 - ThaReckoning to ALL: no other reason whatsoever
00:04:39 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I am a mid master level protoss
00:04:43 - orlyOWL to ALL: nice
00:04:53 - ThaReckoning to ALL: game design just cost me a game to a bronze level zerg
00:04:57 - orlyOWL to ALL: why are you playing a mid-diamond then
00:05:00 - orlyOWL to ALL: your MMR must have dropped
00:05:04 - ThaReckoning to ALL: because my race is the weakest race in the game
00:05:10 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you aren't mid diamond
00:05:11 - orlyOWL to ALL: but you are masterse
00:05:13 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you would be gold at best
00:05:16 - ThaReckoning to ALL: if this game were balanced
00:05:23 - orlyOWL to ALL: enlighten me lol
00:05:29 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you don't come close to diamond level
00:05:47 - ThaReckoning to ALL: if the game were balanced, zergs and terrans would have to be as good as protoss have to be to get diamond
00:05:55 - ThaReckoning to ALL: as is, zerg and terran are god mode
00:06:00 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you aren't half the player I am, lol
00:06:11 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you don't deserve games against someone half as good as I am xD
00:06:22 - ThaReckoning to ALL: go thank blizzard for allowing you to play against me
00:07:25 - orlyOWL to ALL: why are you stil here
00:07:49 - ThaReckoning to ALL: because I earned this win
00:07:57 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I'm denied it because of poor game design
00:08:01 - orlyOWL to ALL: LOL
00:08:11 - orlyOWL to ALL: veto this map
00:08:17 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I can't veto every map
00:08:20 - ThaReckoning to ALL: they're all terrible
00:08:26 - orlyOWL to ALL: why you laddering then
00:08:31 - orlyOWL to ALL: go play MLG maps withi friends
00:08:33 - ThaReckoning to ALL: besides, race imbalance exists on 2 player maps as well
00:08:39 - ThaReckoning to ALL: why would I?
00:08:41 - orlyOWL to ALL: go make your own map
00:08:43 - ThaReckoning to ALL: none of my friends are protoss
00:08:49 - ThaReckoning to ALL: so no match we could play would be balanced
00:08:51 - orlyOWL to ALL: you want to play PvP? lollll
00:08:59 - ThaReckoning to ALL: pvp is the only balanced matchup for protoss
00:09:08 - ThaReckoning to ALL: everything else is a completely uphill fight
00:09:11 - ThaReckoning to ALL: look how bad you are
00:09:24 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I have to endure losses to players like you, for no other reason than blizzard's ineptitude
00:09:32 - orlyOWL to ALL: you're a really sad fellow
00:09:46 - ThaReckoning to ALL: good players get annoyed when they lose to bad players because of things beyond their control
00:09:59 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol
00:11:25 - orlyOWL to ALL: are you watching the GSTL right now?
00:12:22 - ThaReckoning to ALL: no, I don't care to see good protoss lose to diamond level plays
00:14:27 - orlyOWL to ALL: are you alt-tabbed?
00:14:34 - ThaReckoning to ALL: off and on
00:14:38 - orlyOWL to ALL: what'cha doinog
00:14:48 - ThaReckoning to ALL: how does it feel to win knowing that you aren't nearly as good as your opponent?
00:15:02 - orlyOWL to ALL: i like your tears
00:15:03 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I've always wondered, since protoss has been far and away the weakest race since release
00:15:15 - ThaReckoning to ALL: it's a legitimate question
00:15:27 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you really can't argue that I am a much better player than you will be in a thousand games
00:15:35 - ThaReckoning to ALL: protoss is just that much harder to play at a high level
00:22:19 - orlyOWL to ALL: so who is the best adversary you've faced
00:30:17 - orlyOWL to ALL: Do you think a stalemate is possible?
00:37:59 - orlyOWL to ALL: mc just won
00:41:42 - ThaReckoning to ALL: say what?
00:41:46 - ThaReckoning to ALL: protoss won a game?
00:41:52 - ThaReckoning to ALL: had to be MC level vs plat-diamond
00:42:00 - orlyOWL to ALL: it was MC vs Taeja
00:42:07 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I've never faced an adversary that I would consider a strong player
00:42:20 - ThaReckoning to ALL: on ladder the only balanced matchups I have are pvp
00:42:21 - orlyOWL to ALL: yet you lose
00:42:27 - orlyOWL to ALL: what's your PvP record
00:42:31 - ThaReckoning to ALL: and I have an almost 100% win ratio in pvp
00:42:31 - ThaReckoning to ALL: lol
00:42:56 - ThaReckoning to ALL: imbalance accounts for most of my losses
00:42:59 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol i finally got the achievement for mining out 10 gold patches
00:43:06 - orlyOWL to ALL: orly?
00:43:13 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I can safely say that most of the time when I lose
00:43:19 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I have a moment where I'm like
00:43:24 - ThaReckoning to ALL: if I were zerg, or terran
00:43:34 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I would shrug this off and go on to take an easy win
00:43:42 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol?
00:43:53 - ThaReckoning to ALL: like, imagine if I were terran, this game
00:43:59 - ThaReckoning to ALL: and I didn't get to see the early pool in time
00:44:04 - ThaReckoning to ALL: it wouldn't have mattered in the slightest
00:44:10 - orlyOWL to ALL: becuase i would open 9 pool against a terran. Right.
00:44:12 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I would have countered it without even changing my build order
00:44:18 - ThaReckoning to ALL: exactly, you wouldn't
00:44:22 - ThaReckoning to ALL: because it's ill advised
00:44:25 - orlyOWL to ALL: LOL so u want universal builds
00:44:27 - ThaReckoning to ALL: even if terran doesn't scout it
00:44:35 - ThaReckoning to ALL: he still takes no damage whatsoever
00:44:47 - ThaReckoning to ALL: what's deadly to protoss, doesn't even damage a terran
00:45:05 - ThaReckoning to ALL: that's the kind of stuff that's pathetic
00:45:15 - ThaReckoning to ALL: early game zergs or terrans can't even be cheesed at all
00:45:30 - ThaReckoning to ALL: there's no way for protoss to punish greedy play
00:45:40 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol?
00:47:33 - orlyOWL to ALL: did you play BW
00:49:44 - ThaReckoning to ALL: no, not at all
00:49:48 - ThaReckoning to ALL: why does that matter?
00:49:58 - orlyOWL to ALL: just wondering what your rts background is
00:50:12 - ThaReckoning to ALL: game design major
00:50:34 - ThaReckoning to ALL: and this one breaks quite a few of the cardinal rules of balanced rts theory
00:51:08 - orlyOWL to ALL: well you should grab your pitchfork and get something done about it
00:51:27 - ThaReckoning to ALL: don't have to
00:51:34 - ThaReckoning to ALL: more players quit each season
00:51:46 - ThaReckoning to ALL: this game will be a ghost town before too long, unless blizzard gets on the ball
00:51:53 - orlyOWL to ALL: that doesn't change anything--you're whining about maps and zerg and terran lol
00:52:07 - orlyOWL to ALL: why are you wasting your time then
00:52:10 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you think people leave the game because it's balanced and well designed?
00:52:31 - orlyOWL to ALL: i think someone would leave a game if they didn't enjoy it anymore
00:52:34 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you think protoss are having fun losing to players with less than half their skill level and understanding of this game?
00:52:41 - orlyOWL to ALL: idk you should ask around
00:56:13 - ThaReckoning to ALL: the answer is no, lol
00:56:23 - ThaReckoning to ALL: think back to the only time in sc2 history that zerg was UP
00:56:26 - ThaReckoning to ALL: 5 rax reaper
00:56:32 - ThaReckoning to ALL: did you ever have that build done to you?
00:56:36 - orlyOWL to ALL: yeah
00:56:42 - ThaReckoning to ALL: yeah, not fun is it
00:56:49 - orlyOWL to ALL: ez pz
00:56:50 - ThaReckoning to ALL: that's what protoss deals with every non-pvz game
00:56:58 - ThaReckoning to ALL: every roach I see means I have to spend 2x what you did
00:57:08 - ThaReckoning to ALL: and that's before micro, too
00:57:23 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you only have to micro a single one of your pvz units
00:57:32 - ThaReckoning to ALL: and even then, it's the easiest spellcasting in the game
00:57:42 - orlyOWL to ALL: did you like it when i microed my lings around your base and lulz?
00:57:55 - ThaReckoning to ALL: yeah, you don't know what micro is
00:57:58 - ThaReckoning to ALL: if you think that was micro
00:57:59 - ThaReckoning to ALL: lol
00:58:02 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol
00:58:24 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you probably don't even know how to macro properly, seeing as your race does it by itself
00:59:18 - ThaReckoning to ALL: oh well, I'm bored of losing because I picked the weakest race
00:59:23 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I'm gonna go to sleep now
00:59:27 - orlyOWL to ALL: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯good night
00:59:33 - ThaReckoning to ALL: enjoy free, unearned wins now, and rapid demotions later
00:59:36 - ThaReckoning to ALL: if blizzard wakes up
00:59:37 - ThaReckoning to ALL: lol
00:59:40 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol ok
00:59:55 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I'll check up on you and give you some tips when you bottom out in silver or gold
01:00:03 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol you 're going to add me
01:00:06 - orlyOWL to ALL: <3
00:00:12 - orlyOWL to ALL: hf
00:04:01 - ThaReckoning to ALL: lol
00:04:03 - orlyOWL to ALL: yeah loll
00:04:04 - ThaReckoning to ALL: another loss to imbalance
00:04:14 - orlyOWL to ALL: imba?
00:04:18 - ThaReckoning to ALL: what rank do you think you would be, if protoss wasn't the weakest race in the game?
00:04:27 - ThaReckoning to ALL: yeah, you won because blizzard put 4 player maps in 1v1
00:04:32 - orlyOWL to ALL: what rank would you think y ou'd be if you weren't so QQ
00:04:32 - ThaReckoning to ALL: no other reason whatsoever
00:04:39 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I am a mid master level protoss
00:04:43 - orlyOWL to ALL: nice
00:04:53 - ThaReckoning to ALL: game design just cost me a game to a bronze level zerg
00:04:57 - orlyOWL to ALL: why are you playing a mid-diamond then
00:05:00 - orlyOWL to ALL: your MMR must have dropped
00:05:04 - ThaReckoning to ALL: because my race is the weakest race in the game
00:05:10 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you aren't mid diamond
00:05:11 - orlyOWL to ALL: but you are masterse
00:05:13 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you would be gold at best
00:05:16 - ThaReckoning to ALL: if this game were balanced
00:05:23 - orlyOWL to ALL: enlighten me lol
00:05:29 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you don't come close to diamond level
00:05:47 - ThaReckoning to ALL: if the game were balanced, zergs and terrans would have to be as good as protoss have to be to get diamond
00:05:55 - ThaReckoning to ALL: as is, zerg and terran are god mode
00:06:00 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you aren't half the player I am, lol
00:06:11 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you don't deserve games against someone half as good as I am xD
00:06:22 - ThaReckoning to ALL: go thank blizzard for allowing you to play against me
00:07:25 - orlyOWL to ALL: why are you stil here
00:07:49 - ThaReckoning to ALL: because I earned this win
00:07:57 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I'm denied it because of poor game design
00:08:01 - orlyOWL to ALL: LOL
00:08:11 - orlyOWL to ALL: veto this map
00:08:17 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I can't veto every map
00:08:20 - ThaReckoning to ALL: they're all terrible
00:08:26 - orlyOWL to ALL: why you laddering then
00:08:31 - orlyOWL to ALL: go play MLG maps withi friends
00:08:33 - ThaReckoning to ALL: besides, race imbalance exists on 2 player maps as well
00:08:39 - ThaReckoning to ALL: why would I?
00:08:41 - orlyOWL to ALL: go make your own map
00:08:43 - ThaReckoning to ALL: none of my friends are protoss
00:08:49 - ThaReckoning to ALL: so no match we could play would be balanced
00:08:51 - orlyOWL to ALL: you want to play PvP? lollll
00:08:59 - ThaReckoning to ALL: pvp is the only balanced matchup for protoss
00:09:08 - ThaReckoning to ALL: everything else is a completely uphill fight
00:09:11 - ThaReckoning to ALL: look how bad you are
00:09:24 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I have to endure losses to players like you, for no other reason than blizzard's ineptitude
00:09:32 - orlyOWL to ALL: you're a really sad fellow
00:09:46 - ThaReckoning to ALL: good players get annoyed when they lose to bad players because of things beyond their control
00:09:59 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol
00:11:25 - orlyOWL to ALL: are you watching the GSTL right now?
00:12:22 - ThaReckoning to ALL: no, I don't care to see good protoss lose to diamond level plays
00:14:27 - orlyOWL to ALL: are you alt-tabbed?
00:14:34 - ThaReckoning to ALL: off and on
00:14:38 - orlyOWL to ALL: what'cha doinog
00:14:48 - ThaReckoning to ALL: how does it feel to win knowing that you aren't nearly as good as your opponent?
00:15:02 - orlyOWL to ALL: i like your tears
00:15:03 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I've always wondered, since protoss has been far and away the weakest race since release
00:15:15 - ThaReckoning to ALL: it's a legitimate question
00:15:27 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you really can't argue that I am a much better player than you will be in a thousand games
00:15:35 - ThaReckoning to ALL: protoss is just that much harder to play at a high level
00:22:19 - orlyOWL to ALL: so who is the best adversary you've faced
00:30:17 - orlyOWL to ALL: Do you think a stalemate is possible?
00:37:59 - orlyOWL to ALL: mc just won
00:41:42 - ThaReckoning to ALL: say what?
00:41:46 - ThaReckoning to ALL: protoss won a game?
00:41:52 - ThaReckoning to ALL: had to be MC level vs plat-diamond
00:42:00 - orlyOWL to ALL: it was MC vs Taeja
00:42:07 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I've never faced an adversary that I would consider a strong player
00:42:20 - ThaReckoning to ALL: on ladder the only balanced matchups I have are pvp
00:42:21 - orlyOWL to ALL: yet you lose
00:42:27 - orlyOWL to ALL: what's your PvP record
00:42:31 - ThaReckoning to ALL: and I have an almost 100% win ratio in pvp
00:42:31 - ThaReckoning to ALL: lol
00:42:56 - ThaReckoning to ALL: imbalance accounts for most of my losses
00:42:59 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol i finally got the achievement for mining out 10 gold patches
00:43:06 - orlyOWL to ALL: orly?
00:43:13 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I can safely say that most of the time when I lose
00:43:19 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I have a moment where I'm like
00:43:24 - ThaReckoning to ALL: if I were zerg, or terran
00:43:34 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I would shrug this off and go on to take an easy win
00:43:42 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol?
00:43:53 - ThaReckoning to ALL: like, imagine if I were terran, this game
00:43:59 - ThaReckoning to ALL: and I didn't get to see the early pool in time
00:44:04 - ThaReckoning to ALL: it wouldn't have mattered in the slightest
00:44:10 - orlyOWL to ALL: becuase i would open 9 pool against a terran. Right.
00:44:12 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I would have countered it without even changing my build order
00:44:18 - ThaReckoning to ALL: exactly, you wouldn't
00:44:22 - ThaReckoning to ALL: because it's ill advised
00:44:25 - orlyOWL to ALL: LOL so u want universal builds
00:44:27 - ThaReckoning to ALL: even if terran doesn't scout it
00:44:35 - ThaReckoning to ALL: he still takes no damage whatsoever
00:44:47 - ThaReckoning to ALL: what's deadly to protoss, doesn't even damage a terran
00:45:05 - ThaReckoning to ALL: that's the kind of stuff that's pathetic
00:45:15 - ThaReckoning to ALL: early game zergs or terrans can't even be cheesed at all
00:45:30 - ThaReckoning to ALL: there's no way for protoss to punish greedy play
00:45:40 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol?
00:47:33 - orlyOWL to ALL: did you play BW
00:49:44 - ThaReckoning to ALL: no, not at all
00:49:48 - ThaReckoning to ALL: why does that matter?
00:49:58 - orlyOWL to ALL: just wondering what your rts background is
00:50:12 - ThaReckoning to ALL: game design major
00:50:34 - ThaReckoning to ALL: and this one breaks quite a few of the cardinal rules of balanced rts theory
00:51:08 - orlyOWL to ALL: well you should grab your pitchfork and get something done about it
00:51:27 - ThaReckoning to ALL: don't have to
00:51:34 - ThaReckoning to ALL: more players quit each season
00:51:46 - ThaReckoning to ALL: this game will be a ghost town before too long, unless blizzard gets on the ball
00:51:53 - orlyOWL to ALL: that doesn't change anything--you're whining about maps and zerg and terran lol
00:52:07 - orlyOWL to ALL: why are you wasting your time then
00:52:10 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you think people leave the game because it's balanced and well designed?
00:52:31 - orlyOWL to ALL: i think someone would leave a game if they didn't enjoy it anymore
00:52:34 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you think protoss are having fun losing to players with less than half their skill level and understanding of this game?
00:52:41 - orlyOWL to ALL: idk you should ask around
00:56:13 - ThaReckoning to ALL: the answer is no, lol
00:56:23 - ThaReckoning to ALL: think back to the only time in sc2 history that zerg was UP
00:56:26 - ThaReckoning to ALL: 5 rax reaper
00:56:32 - ThaReckoning to ALL: did you ever have that build done to you?
00:56:36 - orlyOWL to ALL: yeah
00:56:42 - ThaReckoning to ALL: yeah, not fun is it
00:56:49 - orlyOWL to ALL: ez pz
00:56:50 - ThaReckoning to ALL: that's what protoss deals with every non-pvz game
00:56:58 - ThaReckoning to ALL: every roach I see means I have to spend 2x what you did
00:57:08 - ThaReckoning to ALL: and that's before micro, too
00:57:23 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you only have to micro a single one of your pvz units
00:57:32 - ThaReckoning to ALL: and even then, it's the easiest spellcasting in the game
00:57:42 - orlyOWL to ALL: did you like it when i microed my lings around your base and lulz?
00:57:55 - ThaReckoning to ALL: yeah, you don't know what micro is
00:57:58 - ThaReckoning to ALL: if you think that was micro
00:57:59 - ThaReckoning to ALL: lol
00:58:02 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol
00:58:24 - ThaReckoning to ALL: you probably don't even know how to macro properly, seeing as your race does it by itself
00:59:18 - ThaReckoning to ALL: oh well, I'm bored of losing because I picked the weakest race
00:59:23 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I'm gonna go to sleep now
00:59:27 - orlyOWL to ALL: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯good night
00:59:33 - ThaReckoning to ALL: enjoy free, unearned wins now, and rapid demotions later
00:59:36 - ThaReckoning to ALL: if blizzard wakes up
00:59:37 - ThaReckoning to ALL: lol
00:59:40 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol ok
00:59:55 - ThaReckoning to ALL: I'll check up on you and give you some tips when you bottom out in silver or gold
01:00:03 - orlyOWL to ALL: lol you 're going to add me
01:00:06 - orlyOWL to ALL: <3
There was more banter after he left, but I didn't save it. More of the same "You will never be able to hold a candle to me in a thousand years." lol poor soul
Edit: i 9pool protoss on a 4player map; he proceeds to lecture me about how imbalanced zerg, terran, and blizzard maps are. He claims he's masters but he was only a 600 diamond last season and only a 300-400 diamond this season. Match history shows him pairing with similarly ranked diamonds.
On August 25 2011 22:59 skrotcyk wrote:
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One says that Protoss is UP and the other says its OP :p