Am I the only one that is getting the line "FUCKING MMM NOOB LEARN TO PLAY FAGGOT!!!" once a day in TvP?
Like, I can have superior macro and just play a better game and you get this "MMA FAGGOT TERRAN OP L2P!!!"
My favorite was today when I held of a very late 4 gate and he did zero damage (well he killed a bunker xD) and the game was over but not for him, so he got back to his main and started to tech upp 1 base colossi with 0/0 upgrades and I hit him with 1/1 and emp's and he is like "BRAVO YOU BEAT ME WITH MMM WOW IT MUST BE SO HARD PLAYING TERRAN WINNING SO EASY WITH MMM!!!!!!" -_-
On June 17 2011 09:29 StarCraft64 wrote: PTvPP 2v2 with a random ally. My ally doesn't do anything for the first 40 seconds then leaves the game, hence my "" in the beginning to him. I play it out and win.
Towards the end one of the guys on the other team starts complaining about lag and then begins to hemorrhage nonsensical BM from every orifice. I throw an offensive gg, which was wrong of me I know, but I was on a win-high and felt like responding. If it was lagging then I understand his bad mood, but I didn't feel anything, and it's still no excuse for that kind of language.
Most of this was just average level bm funny, but at the end when you say
Here is some truly epic BM. The match is TvZ on scrap station. I was successfully 6-pooled; however, I was able to fly away to the island and somehow still manage to win.
If you want to see the entire replay, I made my own commentary on the game at
How I won... not sure. But the game (and above BM) was truly special.
Yay for being in bronze league! Me (Z) vs GordonRamsay (P), he early expands and I scout it so I quickly tech to roaches to pressure.
He shouts and rages about me 'massing' roaches, all the while I'm teching and expanding to 3 bases. He leaves and then proceeds to flame me for 20 minutes. I think I was nice enough .
Transcript: GordonRamsay: you !@#$ing lame retard GordonRamsay has reconnected. You: Hahaha, you got so outplayed it's hil;arious GordonRamsay: wow look i play zerg i can only make one unit !@#$ing noob l2p You: Believe what you want. You just looking like an !@#$. GordonRamsay: dude you just a noob making mass roaches all you can doo You: it's called pressuring with tier one units well get up expansions GordonRamsay: ye right tier one lol plz you suck You: says the guy who lost by being too greedy expanding off one gateway after being scouted GordonRamsay: i dont make one unit noob You: I saw stalkers and zealots, that's it.../ GordonRamsay: i can play this game i can make more than one unit You: I made lings and roaches, that's two GordonRamsay: so? zerg = lame race You: in your opinion. GordonRamsay: still you suck You: well you lost, so... GordonRamsay: ye beacuse you are retarded and can only make one unit You: Ok. You beaten by a retard, then. GordonRamsay: omg -.- You: Well have a good day. GordonRamsay: l2p you fat kid
*Ten minutes later* GordonRamsay: you suck You: Haha.
Backstory: I tried a fairly ambitious attack at the start that failed, with colossi, so i pulled back and went HT instead (while he went vikings and mass bioball). I forgot to upgrade at all because of my tech switch and risky expansions, not my finest moment, but my opponent seems to think the mark of a good player is one that sits at tier 1 and upgrades it!
00:17:48 - Manuel to ALL: 0-0 army 00:17:49 - Manuel to ALL: vs 3-3 00:17:51 - Manuel to ALL: and this 00:17:52 - Manuel to ALL: wahahahahaha 00:17:56 - Manuel to ALL: annyoin ³³³ 00:17:59 - eggers to ALL: you must be really bad
00:18:04 - Manuel to ALL: no u
00:18:14 - Manuel to ALL: you win coz imbalanced storms
00:18:21 - Manuel to ALL: and imba kolos 00:18:22 - Manuel to ALL: in early 00:18:23 - Manuel to ALL: u lost all 00:18:27 - Manuel to ALL: just not 2 kolos 00:18:28 - Manuel to ALL: and now
00:18:32 - eggers to ALL: pls leave you irritate me 00:18:33 - Manuel to ALL: you run through me like a greek 00:18:34 - Manuel to ALL: with 0-0 00:18:37 - Manuel to ALL: die rl pls 00:18:38 - Manuel to ALL: thank you 00:18:39 - Manuel to ALL: bye
On June 24 2011 20:41 Dillinger88 wrote: Yay for being in bronze league! Me (Z) vs GordonRamsay (P), he early expands and I scout it so I quickly tech to roaches to pressure.
He shouts and rages about me 'massing' roaches, all the while I'm teching and expanding to 3 bases. He leaves and then proceeds to flame me for 20 minutes. I think I was nice enough .
Transcript: GordonRamsay: you !@#$ing lame retard GordonRamsay has reconnected. You: Hahaha, you got so outplayed it's hil;arious GordonRamsay: wow look i play zerg i can only make one unit !@#$ing noob l2p You: Believe what you want. You just looking like an !@#$. GordonRamsay: dude you just a noob making mass roaches all you can doo You: it's called pressuring with tier one units well get up expansions GordonRamsay: ye right tier one lol plz you suck You: says the guy who lost by being too greedy expanding off one gateway after being scouted GordonRamsay: i dont make one unit noob You: I saw stalkers and zealots, that's it.../ GordonRamsay: i can play this game i can make more than one unit You: I made lings and roaches, that's two GordonRamsay: so? zerg = lame race You: in your opinion. GordonRamsay: still you suck You: well you lost, so... GordonRamsay: ye beacuse you are retarded and can only make one unit You: Ok. You beaten by a retard, then. GordonRamsay: omg -.- You: Well have a good day. GordonRamsay: l2p you fat kid
*Ten minutes later* GordonRamsay: you suck You: Haha.
On June 26 2011 01:56 ForeverEnder wrote: After this guy failed cannon rush on scrap station, I expanded and won the game. Angry 12 year old got pretty angry.
you could just not be a douche...you were just as bm as him
Some guy was saying about how Terran is not a real race in sc2 (imba and all) on the TL EU chan, and I tried to lighten the mood. Not only did he not understand, he even happened to BM me out of nowhere. It's sad cause he did seem pretty educated or at least not as stupid as he may look in the end.
here's the convo: (copy-pasted it, kept my many typos -_-)
You: @Lee: in fact, terran is the onlyreal race. have seen any real protoss or zerg in your country? I guess not Lee: What do Zerg and Protoss have to do with Terran being real? Cool argument, bro. Lee: The Terrans in StarCraft are humans from the future, but a future that will never happen. When you talk about a race in context of StarCraft, you're talking about the technology at their disposal. You: dude if you stay so serious you're gonna be sad all your life Lee: I'm happy. You: you sure SEEM hapy Lee: I derive great satisfaction from talking down to idiots. You: so you're probably sad now : ) anyway got 2 game see ya Lee: Die in a fire. You: thanks bro same Lee: You're welcome.
I may not have had to answer "same" to him, might be considered as "bm" from me, but it came from nowhere and so I answered this as a reflex :s
I pylon walled a zerg who 15 hatched but didn't pull any drones for my probe, I went gate -> reactive forge, but I decided to go for the sentry heavy 4gate follow up instead of a fast expand because he responded by breaking out with a spine instead of roaches. He tried to nydus my non-existent expansion he thought I was making, lost hilariously bad because of forcefield usage, and then I went to his base and corralled his roaches in to a corner with FF spam.
I also get told "zerg is just 1a" after beating blue flame hellions with zerglings really often lately. It's pretty hilarious because I'd like to see you try and 1a with lings vs 6 blue flame hellions and even kill a single one, nevermind all of them.
On June 26 2011 01:56 ForeverEnder wrote: After this guy failed cannon rush on scrap station, I expanded and won the game. Angry 12 year old got pretty angry.
On June 24 2011 20:41 Dillinger88 wrote: Yay for being in bronze league! Me (Z) vs GordonRamsay (P), he early expands and I scout it so I quickly tech to roaches to pressure.
He shouts and rages about me 'massing' roaches, all the while I'm teching and expanding to 3 bases. He leaves and then proceeds to flame me for 20 minutes. I think I was nice enough.
Transcript: GordonRamsay: you !@#$ing lame retard GordonRamsay has reconnected. You: Hahaha, you got so outplayed it's hil;arious GordonRamsay: wow look i play zerg i can only make one unit !@#$ing noob l2p You: Believe what you want. You just looking like an !@#$. GordonRamsay: dude you just a noob making mass roaches all you can doo You: it's called pressuring with tier one units well get up expansions GordonRamsay: ye right tier one lol plz you suck You: says the guy who lost by being too greedy expanding off one gateway after being scouted GordonRamsay: i dont make one unit noob You: I saw stalkers and zealots, that's it.../ GordonRamsay: i can play this game i can make more than one unit You: I made lings and roaches, that's two GordonRamsay: so? zerg = lame race You: in your opinion. GordonRamsay: still you suck You: well you lost, so... GordonRamsay: ye beacuse you are retarded and can only make one unit You: Ok. You beaten by a retard, then. GordonRamsay: omg -.- You: Well have a good day. GordonRamsay: l2p you fat kid
*Ten minutes later* GordonRamsay: you suck You: Haha.